Scene: Everyone is shocked that Harry has just declared his love for Apoppadripple.
Ron: What?
Harry: I love her
Dawn: Harry…
*Harry's hair suddenly starts to turn blonde*
Hermione: You're not Harry! You're…
*The person turns back into Malfoy (from Polyjuice)*
Hermione: Malfoy! Why the fuck did you pretend to be Harry?
Malfoy: I'm sorry; it's just that I love Dawn and didn't want her to go to the ball with Potter.
Dawn: Blah. Fuck off. Where's Harry?!
Malfoy: In the broom cupboard down stairs.
*They all go to the cupboard and find Harry tied up*
Dawn: Harry are you okay?
Harry: Yes. I am now.
*Harry gazes at Dawn and then they kiss. Malfoy is turned into a ferret and forced to live as Hagrid's pet.*
The End.