Little Women, Blondie and Casper's back!

You all know the drill. Only the story is mine. I'm seriously thinking of kidnaping Jess/Tristan and using them for my own pleasure. Teehee. Please Review. Also, The Torso Tango is now rated R, and I should have a new chapter up soon. As always feel free to AIM me or email me @ CoffeeGurl21@aol.com

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In true Emily Gilmore fashion, the girls were to deliver in the best of the best rooms. The rooms were conjoined with a waiting room specifically for the family. Before long the girls were set up with their husbands (well in Rory's case, husband-to-be), while Sookie, Jackson, Emily, Richard, Caleb, and Lane sat in the waiting room.

Rory sat in her room, while Jess read a book to her. He read Little Women in a soft voice, played with emotion. Stopping only when she had a contraction. They got through several chapters before she decided she would rather not read. Caleb came into talk to her. After saying hi, his phone rang. The discussion was animated and rather strange from what Rory could hear.

"Hello. Hey Blondie. Right now? I'm at the hospital. No, I'm fine. Rory's in labor. I tried earlier. Yeah. Oh? Really? You can? That's great! No. That's gonna be shock. No. Maybe...No...Wait...Fine. I'll see you in a few minutes." He hung up the phone and looked at Rory. He stared at her for a few moments.

"What? What's a matter?"

"Nothing. I've got a little surprise for you."

"Really? Who was that on the phone? What's my surprise? Is it a pony?" She asked. The excitement was evident in her voice.

"What? No. Not a pony. It should be here in about 20 minutes." He said. Noting the shine in her eyes.

"Fine. I'll wait." she said to Caleb, then turned to look at Jess. "Read to me."

And with that Rory almost forgot about her surprise. Almost.

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Meanwhile Emily was in Lorelai's room bugging her and Luke.

"Lorelai. I just can't see why you wont think of having a natural birth. Look what happened last time. You were all 'hyped' up in Demerol and you named Rory after yourself. We cannot have 2 Lorelai's in the same generation. Please just think about it." Emily said. The words came out in rush.

"Mom. I wont name this one after me. I swear. Luke will be here he wont let me name the baby after myself. Were gonna name it him Sid. Maybe Nancy."

"You are not naming your child Sid. Or Nancy. I wont allow it. Good lord Lorelai. And don't give me that look."

"What look?" Lorelai asked

"That look. Like I didn't really know you were joking. Of course I knew you were joking. What kind of parents name their children Sid and Nancy. Good grief. By the way take the damn drugs. I'll never forget having you. I had lots of drugs and it still hurt. God forbid you do that without drugs." She finished.

"Wow."

"Wow what?"

"I think your head spun in circles. Like the chick in The Exorcist. Great movie by the way. I love the part when she's on her toes and fingers. So creepy. I wonder how they did that. I'll have to ask kirk. He'll know. You know he really has settled down lately. I think he got Trekked out. Poor man. That was his life for so long." Lorelai said. The words all came out in a really fast jumble. It was typical Lorelai. Everyone half listened, while smiling at her. She of course knew they were doing this so she took advantage of the situation. "Luke. I'm going to need the new Mr. Coffee 5000 deluxe edition when we get home."

"What? Huh? Of course. Of course." Luke said. He slowly came out of his daze and looked at Lorelai. "Wait. We had one of those. What did you do to it?"

"Huh? Me? Nothing...nothing...It was...er...Rory. Rory did it. I told her Mr. Coffee couldn't handle 12 scoops, but did she listen to me? No..." Lorelai said, and then continued to get very interested in the wall beside her bed.


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"I want drugs!" Rory screamed. "And my surprise. Where is my surprise?" She asked.

"Relax. Drugs are on their way. And your surprise should be here soon." Caleb said. Jess had gone to get coffee, and check on Lorelai. There was a knock on the door. Caleb stood up and turned to Rory. "That's your surprise. Don't freak out. He walked to the door and left. A tall figure stepped through the door. He was had to recognize. His muscles were bigger, his hair longer and messier and he was dressed very casual, tight jeans, and a white wifebeater. In the end the blue eyes told her who it was. She smiled.
"You weren't a ghost."

"No I wasn't" he said and she smiled up at him.

"Welcome back Tris."


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The End. Well only of this chapter. Teehee. I promise the babies will be born in the next chapter. :) Teehee. So anyway the more reviews the sooner I post. :) If I get 20 reviews in the next 2 days, I'll post within the next 5 days. :) PS-My 16thbirthday is Saturday so review and make me happy.