Normal Day (Slayers Version)
A normal day at the Slayers set with all of the Slayers characters and Ice.
Ice-kun: Ack gott…
Xellos: What's wrong?
Ice: I…
Xellos: I..?
Ice: I NEED FOOD!
Xellos: *Crash* Well yes… Everybody needs food…
*Ice looks over at Lina and Gourry eating*
Ice: *Takes a deep breath, lounges at food; grapples with Lina and Gourry* IT'S MINE!
*Spike comes into room*
Spike: Is this the room for the Cowboy Bebop episode?
Xellos: No, it's down three more rooms.
Spike: Thanks.
Xellos: No problem, and oh… Watch out, the floor is wet. *Hears a slipping sound and crash*
*Pained voice, outside* Spike: I hate my life..
Next day…
Ice: *In bed, face down*
*Gourry comes*: HEY ICE, wake up!
Ice: *Mumbling* No.. Too sleepy…
Gourry: I'll sing till you do..
Ice: Go ahead, I can take it.
Gourry: *Singing voice* It's a small world after all!
Three hours later…
*Ice's eyes wide open and red*: Can't.. take this anymore… *Twitches*
Gourry: It's a small world after all!
Ice *To himself*: Wonder what the neighbors are going to do?
Guy outside: I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!
Ice: *Hears a gun shot*
In Ice's kitchen… Lina, Amelia and Martina are eating.
Lina: Isn't Ice going to make a Slayers fan fic?
Amelia: Yeah.. He has writer's block.
Lina: Oh.. So Martina why so quiet?
Martina: I'm trying to revive the monstrous Zomelgustar! *Laughs evilly*
Lina & Amelia: *Sweatdrop* I thought you gave up.
Martina: NEVER! My first diabolical thing I will do is… *Runs out of the house*
Lina: Running away? *Goes into fridge, no food; there's a note*
TO PEOPLE
HA! LINA! I HAVE ALL THE FOOD! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO NOW!?
Amelia: Uh, Miss Lina?
Lina: Darkness beyond twilight…
Amelia: *Runs*
Lina: Crimson beyond blood that flows… time is where your power grows… Let the power you and I possess.. Let the fouls before us be destroyed…
*Zelgadis walks in*
Zel: Morning Lina…
Lina: DRAGON SLAVE!!!!!
Zel: AHH!!!!!
*BOOM*
To Be Continued…