Gannon sees a Psychiatrist
The Quack (psychiatrist): Ok Gannon, exactly why are you here? ;;;;Gannon: I have a skin condition. ;;;;;Quack: Then why are you here? ;;;;;Gannon: I am depressed. ;;;;;;Quack: oh, ok. Well tell me why. ;;;;;;Gannon: well it is Link. ;;;;;;;Quack: Why Link? ;;;;;;;Gannon: he gets all of the girls. ;;;;;;;;;;;Quack: But what about the Geordes? ;;;;;;;;;Gannon: It gets boring after a while night after night with the same girls over and over. ;;;;;;;Quack: Ok, would you like to talk to Link? He is my next patient. ;;;;;;;Gannon: whatever ;;;;;;;;;Link: Ya? ;;;;;;Quack: Ok Link, why are you here? ;;;;;;; Link: 'Cuse you paid me to be in the same room as that gay hole ;;;;;;;; Gannon: Hey! I am not gay! ;;;;;;;;Link: You are cause you sleep with the women that are ten times as ugly as Ruto! ;;;;;;;; Tingle: Link BUY ONE OF MY MAPS!! ;;;;;; Link: BEAT IT OR ILL KILL YOU! ;;;;;; Quack: Oh yes, Tingle, Why are you here? ;;;;;;; Tingle: Because I am afraid of heights. ;;;;;;; Quack: That's your own Firkin problem. ;;;;;;;; Tingle: Buy one of my maps and ill leave! ;;;;;;;; The quack gives tingle a nickel :;;;;;;;; Quack: knock yourself out. ;;;;;;; Tingle: TingleTingleKaloompha! ;;;;;; Link: D***IT SHUT UP! ;;;;;;; That's all the time we have for today, toon in next time for Link's problem! Bye Bye! *Tingle is screaming in the background with Link laughing evilly*
The Quack (psychiatrist): Ok Gannon, exactly why are you here? ;;;;Gannon: I have a skin condition. ;;;;;Quack: Then why are you here? ;;;;;Gannon: I am depressed. ;;;;;;Quack: oh, ok. Well tell me why. ;;;;;;Gannon: well it is Link. ;;;;;;;Quack: Why Link? ;;;;;;;Gannon: he gets all of the girls. ;;;;;;;;;;;Quack: But what about the Geordes? ;;;;;;;;;Gannon: It gets boring after a while night after night with the same girls over and over. ;;;;;;;Quack: Ok, would you like to talk to Link? He is my next patient. ;;;;;;;Gannon: whatever ;;;;;;;;;Link: Ya? ;;;;;;Quack: Ok Link, why are you here? ;;;;;;; Link: 'Cuse you paid me to be in the same room as that gay hole ;;;;;;;; Gannon: Hey! I am not gay! ;;;;;;;;Link: You are cause you sleep with the women that are ten times as ugly as Ruto! ;;;;;;;; Tingle: Link BUY ONE OF MY MAPS!! ;;;;;; Link: BEAT IT OR ILL KILL YOU! ;;;;;; Quack: Oh yes, Tingle, Why are you here? ;;;;;;; Tingle: Because I am afraid of heights. ;;;;;;; Quack: That's your own Firkin problem. ;;;;;;;; Tingle: Buy one of my maps and ill leave! ;;;;;;;; The quack gives tingle a nickel :;;;;;;;; Quack: knock yourself out. ;;;;;;; Tingle: TingleTingleKaloompha! ;;;;;; Link: D***IT SHUT UP! ;;;;;;; That's all the time we have for today, toon in next time for Link's problem! Bye Bye! *Tingle is screaming in the background with Link laughing evilly*