Hello minna; I don't think I waited to terribly long, this is actually pretty good for me, but you can thank Kyllir for updating her story. (it made me wanna work on this ^_^) this is quite a funny chapter in my opinion, were off to the ocean to see master Roshi. And horror upon horrors, Vegeta's still looking for Revenge against Bulma for grabbing his tail! 

Chapter 6

The Sweet Taste of Revenge

The dawn came in a beautiful array of colors that went unnoticed by the sleeping occupants within a small capsule house situated deep in the valleys of Mt. Paozu. Vegeta cracked an eye open, and then both eyes widened noticeably to find him-self very much entangled with the little minx. A smirk came to his face as he recalled that he had a revenge to plot. He narrowed his eyes slightly, it seemed the girl's hands had somehow found there way about his tail and she seemed to be petting it slightly in her sleep.  How dare she touch his tail, much less pet it! Being human she couldn't possibly know the pain and the pleasure that came with having a tail. Though he had long ago rid himself of the painful aspect of his tail. However, the pleasure factor was something new to him or that is until she had grabbed it the previous night. He shifted uncomfortably; if she did not stop with her unconscious petting he might very well lose control. And that was something he could not allow to happen. He was a prince, and could therefore not interbreed with some alien, no matter how beautiful or enticing she might be. He suppressed a groan; her petting was really starting to get to him. He carefully disentangled him-self from her warm embrace. Now, he thought, what sort of revenge would be appropriate for his little bitch. An evil smirk crossed his face and he climbed carefully back onto the bed kneeling at the foot of it. He stared down at Bulma, her nightgown had been pushed way up, exposing her panties. Vegeta ripped them from her body with such speed that she did not even stir. He leant down propping himself comfortably up on his elbows and blew gently; Bulma stirred slightly in her sleep a small moan leaving her lips. Vegeta allowed himself a small smile, yes his revenge would be sweet and he would enjoy every last luscious bit of it. Just as Vegeta was about to go even further, a loud banging noise caught his attention and he jumped back like a cobra had stricken him. Bulma too had been awakened by the noise and sat up rubbing her eyes sleepily. "What the hell was that?" she mumbled?

"Damn it," Vegeta cursed under his breath, he had been so close to exacting his revenge.

Vegeta burst out of the capsule house; what ever had made that noise was going to pay. Unfortunately for the prince, the second he burst out the door he found him self flat on his face. He looked behind him to see Bulma laughing hysterically and what appeared to be a huge rock. "What the fuck" he mumbled under his breath.

The two of them were quite shocked when the 'rock' spoke. "Excuse me but would you happen to have any salt water to spare …and a spot of sea weed besides?

"Not exactly shy are you" Bulma mumbled but went to retrieve the large turtle a bucket of saltwater.

"Oh thank you so much," said the turtle. I" guess I should explain though you see, I'm a turtle…"

"And what am I blind" Bulma growled.

The turtle seemed not to notice the comment; either that or he chose to ignore it, in any case he continued on with his explanation. "I'm sea turtle to be exact, and I've been trying to get back to the ocean for the better part of a year now."

"Well your going in exactly the wrong direction," Bulma said digging out a map, "The sea is to the south about 120 kilos from here."

The turtle sighed, "Oh dear I'm never going to make it back to my master now."

"Feh what concern is that of ours", snarled Vegeta.

"I have to agree with Vegeta on this one turtle, we have our own quest and we can't worry about some lost turtle."

"Well," said the turtle hopefully "perhaps if you take me to the sea I could give you a reward."

 Bulma looked a little intrigued and Vegeta just rolled his eyes. "What sort of prize could a turtle provide?"

"Oh you'd be surprised," he stated casually.

Now Vegeta was curious as well. "Fine then turtle, but if you're lying we know what will be for dinner tonight."

Turtle just gulped nervously.

It didn't take long for the three to arrive at the ocean. Vegeta had carried the turtle, whilst Bulma had followed on her motorcycle. They had run into a bit of trouble along the way with a hungry sword-wielding bear, but Vegeta easily dispatched of the beast without even breaking a sweat.

"I'm very thankful," said the turtle. "Could you wait just a bit, and I'll bring you back a lovely reward."

As the turtle disappeared over the horizon, Bulma shouted after him "It better not be a stupid shell!"

Bulma was sitting contentedly in the sand wishing she had brought her swimsuit, Vegeta however had no qualms whatsoever about not having a swimsuit. "Come on woman" he taunted. "What's the matter don't want to get wet" he said coming up behind her clad in nothing more then the hair on his head. Bulma looked out of the corner of her eye at him. He looked absolutely gorgeous soaked in the salty water of the ocean.

"Or maybe," he said bending down to whisper in her ear,  "You already are"

She blushed profusely, "I just forgot my bathing suit alright, and I do not care to run around naked for all the world to see."

"Well", he smirked, pulling on his pants; "I can see why you don't want to show anything, what with your looks and all."

"Oh your such a jerk Vegeta!" she shouted, but found that he was not paying her any heed. She followed his gaze out to the shoreline to find the turtle had returned, and he was not alone.

"Sorry to keep you waiting" smiled the turtle.

Bulma raised an eyebrow, "Just what we need…an old man"

"So who the hell are you old man," Vegeta growled.

"I?! I am Kame-Sen'nin! The turtle hermit!" he then turned to the turtle mumbling something about disrespectful kids these days,  "They both help you?"

"More or less" admitted the turtle.

 "Well then kids," he said leering at Bulma, "We owe you one, and I'm paying up with a mighty nice reward." So saying Kame-Sen'nin turned and held his staff to the sky, "Come to me…Immortal Phoenix."

Vegeta just cocked an eyebrow at the old man and Bulma tilted her head to the side curiously.

"Just what is an immortal phoenix?" Vegeta asked. 

"Well its quite simple actually, he's a bird who can grant you immortality," the old man explained.

Vegeta gasped, if he could be granted immortality then he could surely return to Vegetasei, he could then destroy that insufferable tyrant Frieza and free his people. His father certainly couldn't have any reasons to send him away then.

"Was that immortal or invisible," Bulma snapped, she certainly didn't see anything.

"Sir," the turtle interjected, "If you'll recall the incident with the tainted bird seed…"

"Gaa, that's right" the turtle hermit gasped, "we lost the poor fellow."

Bulma's eyes widened, and a large sweat drop appeared. "The immortal phoenix died…?"

"Shit", Vegeta cursed but then smirked. He knew exactly what his wish to the dragon would be.

"Wait now, I've got something even better" the old man announced and turned and raised his staff once again, "Come to me Kinto'un!"

Bulma gasped, "It's a cloud."

"But would good is a bloody cloud" snarled Vegeta.

"You ride it boy," Kame-Sen'nin said turning to Vegeta, "However you have to be of pure heart or it will never let you on. This cloud's got standards! Here I'll show you!" he said leaping to the Kinto'un and immediately falling through.

"Hahahah" Bulma cackled. "Out of the way boys I'll show you how it's done." She jumped onto the cloud only to fall through herself. "But… but why?  Is it a sin to be too beautiful?"

 Vegeta just rolled his eyes at her, "If it is, that is hardly your problem."

She shot him an evil glare, "Shut up Vegeta You certainly wont be able to ride it. You're too much of a bastard," she said haughtily crossing her arms over her chest. 

Vegeta just smirked and leapt deftly to the cloud, he did not fall through as the others had. He stood there for a minute before leaping off again. "I have no use for such things," he growled.

"Eh? Your refusing it?" the old master gasped.

"What do I need with a cloud when I can fly of my own power?" Vegeta smirked levitating high above the ground.

"Well then I have nothing left to give you, as you have refused the gift, I will not give you another."

"Hey" Bulma gasped "what about me I want a present! I wont refuse it like some certain jerks," she growled.

Vegeta landed near the old man and the turtle. Master Roshi looked thoughtful, "Well I suppose I could find something else to give you if…if you could let me peak at your panties"

"My...my panties" Bulma gasped, blushing.

Vegeta's eyes widened and then a smirk spread across his face, this could be perfect. "First old man, what is the gift?" Vegeta snarled. Vegeta looked down at the old man and something shining caught his eye. He immediately snatched it from the old mans neck. "Girl come here is this not one of those dragon balls."

"Oh Vegeta, it's the three-star ball, the "sanshinkyu" she exclaimed excitedly. "Okay old man this is what I want."

"Now hold it right there missy I haven't gotten my half of the deal."

"Well all right…" Bulma sighed. "If it's just my panties…" "Just remember Bulma do it for the dragon ball" she told herself silently.

Vegeta stood behind the old man and crossed his arms.

"Look fast!" Bulma shouted, lifting up her nightgown far past her hips.

Master Roshi, turtle and Vegeta's eyes all widened to the size of saucers and Master Roshi experienced a severe nosebleed. (AN; I should really draw that lol)

 After recovering slightly Vegeta smirked to himself, "Revenge was truly sweet."

Bulma and Vegeta soon made there way back to the capsule house. Vegeta smirked as he watched Bulma go into the house to change. His revenge would be complete in just a few seconds. A loud scream was heard that resounded throughout the valley. "Ahhhhhh! My panties!" Bulma burst out of the house now fully clothed, "Who's the bastard that stole my panties?" she growled.

Vegeta just threw his head back and laughed, yes his revenge had worked out far better then he had anticipated.

AN: well minna what do you think! Vegeta's a naughty boy ne? Thank you all for all the wonderful reviews I've now got 70 something ^_^ But hey don't stop there, keep em coming or Baruh-chan will come after you with the mallet of death! ^_^; This would have been posted sooner (tues) however I had a stupid track meet and I was home to late to post this) but hey we won!!!