AN: hello minna-san! ^_^ I have finally updated this. The chappy's been half done for a while I just need to find a decent place to end it So go on shoo! Read! Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ so back your horrid lawyers back!

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Chapter 7

The Terrible Oolong and Bulma's Revenge

Three days have passed and our travelers finally arrive west, the fifth dragon ball almost within their grasp…

"You know Vegeta," Bulma growled as the two sped along on her motorcycle. "We could have gotten here a lot faster if you hadn't refused that stupid cloud."

"And what good would that have done you girl, we both know you cant ride it" he sneered in her ear. "I guess you aren't as good as you pretend," he purred tracing her ear with his tongue. Bulma pulled the bike to a halt outside a small town. "Damn it Vegeta! If you don't stop that I'm going to kill us both!" she shouted leaping off the bike and turning around to glare at him. 

He smirked, "Do I get to you girl?" he asked pushing her up against the outer wall of the village. He leaned down and nipped the end of her nose.

"I don't see how", Bulma growled, "you can have a pure heart, when you obviously have such a filthy mind."

"My heart is anything but pure little minx," he said grinding his hips to hers, pressing her to the wall further.

She gasped "But…but the Kinto'un…"

"You forget woman…I can levitate" he smirked, doing just that and pulling her up with him.

"Vegeta you bastard! You cheated! You just didn't want to look like a fool, I see how it is!"

"If you were smarter you'd have figured that out yourself," he scoffed and promptly dropped her on her butt.  "Besides, why make a fool of yourself when it is unnecessary?"

"Well if you can fly then why don't you just carry me!" Bulma shouted, and deftly leapt to her feet, "We'd have cut down on a lot of time!"

"Are you so desperate to be close to me?" he smirked down at her. She just glared at him. "Besides girl" he sneered,  "you're too fat for me to carry around.

"Bakayarou!" she yelled, moving to slap him across the face, however he easily caught her hand. She tried futilely to regain her hand but to no avail, so she ceased her struggling and opted to simply glare up at him. "Maybe…" she growled, "Your just too weak"

He growled at her and tightened the grip lightly on her hands, causing her to wince, "I am anything but weak woman and don't you forget it", he snarled shoving her back.

 "Your such a bastard Vegeta, now come on we need to find that stupid ball!" she huffed, pulling out the dragon radar from her pocket. "We'll were in luck, it looks like the ball is in this town. Bulma stepped through the entrance to the small town. She gasped as she noticed something, the town was completely barren of anyone. "It's like a ghost town," she whispered, "There's nobody here."

"Don't be stupid girl, there are people here I can sense them."

"Well if your so smart where are they?!" Bulma huffed crossing her arms across her chest.

"Fine woman I'll prove it to you," he sneered and walked over to a door that had a plaque that stated Sherman the Shaman. "I know your in their now open this door," Vegeta roared.

When the occupants with in failed to open the door, Vegeta simply grabbed the handle and ripped the door clean off. Vegeta tossed the door to the side. And smirked at Bulma, however he quickly turned as he heard a sound. As he quickly turned, he suddenly found something coming for his head, and instinctively caught it.

His sharp eyes bore into the frightened eyes of a balding little man, who held the handle of the large axe in Vegeta's hand. "You ignorant old fool!" Vegeta snarled "What the hell was that for?!!" he yelled enraged. He ripped the ax from the man's hand and incinerated it. Vegeta smirked, pleased as the man suddenly got down on his knees.

"P-Please forgive me Lord Oolong, stammered the priest, "I'll give you anything, food, money just please spare my daughter!"

Vegeta cocked an eyebrow and glanced back at Bulma, "What the hell is an Oolong?"

When the villagers discovered that Vegeta was not, in fact, Oolong they slowly came out of hiding and gathered about the shaman's house. "You know," Bulma said glaring at the shaman priest, "if that had been me I would be dead now!"

"Heheh, lucky it wasn't then eh" he chuckled nervously.

"What I'd like to know is just who the hell is this Oolong" Vegeta snarled causing the villagers to jump back.

"Well you see he's a terrible shape shifting monster whom comes to steal our daughters, and does who knows what with them, and now he's after my daughter Hiawatha. He is supposed to come after her later today, I don't know what I'm going to do," the shaman priest said, looking down sadly.

"Wait just a minute" Bulma said a smile growing on her face, as she pulled out a dragon ball. "Have any of you ever seen one of these?"

'I have dear" said an elderly woman. The old woman reached into her pocket and pulled out an orange sphere. "Is this it?"

"Yup that's it!" exclaimed Bulma, "In fact it's "Liushinkyu" the six star ball."

"Fine then girl lets get the ball and go," Vegeta sneered coming up behind Bulma.

"I can't just give you this ball, it's been in my family for years," said the old woman.

Well then, said Bulma, " How about we get rid of this Oolong for you? Then would you give us the ball?"

"If you could defeat, Oolong id gladly hand it over. But do you really think this is a job for a couple of kids?" the old woman asked skeptically.

"Oh don't you worry about that," Bulma said, motioning towards Vegeta with her thumb. "He's real strong, I'm sure he could take out this Oolong character easy."

"Why is it that I'm doing all the work around here?" Vegeta grumbled to himself.

The Sherman priest looked hopeful, but he still had his doubts. "But even if you defeat Oolong by some miracle… (Fat chance there)…we don't know where his lair is. How will we free the other girls?"

Bulma smirked, "I've got a brilliant idea, can I borrow some clothes for a little while?"

A few minutes later, a massive battle had been waged. However, the terrible Oolong was nowhere in sight.

"Come on Vegeta, you've gotta wear it!" Bulma pleaded.

"Woman there is no way in hell I will degrade myself so! Why don't you go out there, your not any taller then I am!?"

"Because I'm not strong enough to defeat that monster! You have to Vegeta, it's the only way to find his hideout!" Bulma tried to reason.

Much Later…

"I don't see why I just couldn't beat the information out of him," Vegeta grumbled to himself.

"Ah but Vegeta you look so cute. You make a great girl," Bulma cooed. "Now listen you're gonna pretend to be a girl and you let Oolong take you to his lair. Okay? Then you beat him up and rescue the girls he's captured."

"Vegeta just groaned to himself, "How do I get myself into these situations?"

Much like Vegeta, Bulma was also finding revenge to be truly sweet.

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Well what did you all think? Poor poor geta. Forced to wear a dress o_0;;;

I dunno when I'll get the next chapter out but leave me reviews and I may be more inclined to write on it.

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