^^ Konnichiwa minna-san! It's been a rather long time. Sorry that I'm slow with updates, really I am. I've written a little bit on some of my other stories today as well…still not enough for a new chapter to be posted though. But enjoy Chapter 8 of Bloomers.

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Chapter 8

So Long Oolong

It was not much later into the day, when a terrible ruckus was heard outside the house of the Shaman, it seems that the terrible Oolong has come for his bride.

Bulma cautiously peeked out the now repaired door or the Shaman's house, only to see a horrible demon looking creature.

"Eep!" she squealed quickly shutting the door, which wobbled on its unstable hinges.  "A…All right Vegeta, now you go out there and find those girls!"

"I still don't see why I can't just beat the information out of him you foolish woman," Vegeta growled at Bulma.

 "Look just go along with this and if it doesn't work then you can beat the tar out of him all you want, as long as you find out where those girls are! Now go!" Vegeta stepped slowly out the door, but not before turning to Bulma and flipping her off. She just sputtered in indignation.

Upon seeing Vegeta exit Oolong chuckled, "Ah there's my bride, but what's this? Have you gotten taller my dear?"

Vegeta remained silent, facing away from the horrid pig, and grumbling small obscenities about fool women. "Ah come on sweet heart, don't fret. If my appearance bothers you let me change into something a little nicer." And with a poof the terrible Oolong transformed into a handsome man. And if you know Bulma, then you might guess what happened next. That's right, Bulma burst out the door, in a bit of a stupor. "Hi handsome," she said with a wink. "I'm Bulma and I'm sweet sixteen."

"Bulma what are you doing?" Vegeta stammered in annoyance, but she just shoved him out of the way. Oolong glanced at Bulma appreciatively, "Wh-what's your B-bra size…?" he stammered.

"34-C!" Bulma announced proudly.

"Hmm what a choice, but then the other girl seems sorta flat to me. Then again, there seems to be something not quite right about that girl."

Vegeta looked at Bulma in disgust, how could she just stand there and ogle that shape-shifting demon. She should be ogling me if anyone, Vegeta growled, but then looked down at him-self blushing, "But then I am stuck in this ridiculous frock."

"I've had enough!" he shouted, powering up and ripping the dress away. I will not continue with this ridiculous charade. Now you, shape-shifter, tell me where you've hidden those baka girls!"

Oolong in seeing that his bride to be was indeed a man, shook with rage. "How dare you try and deceive the great and powerful Oolong!" he shouted and with a flash he transformed into a huge black ox. "Now you shall see the rage of Oolong! The rage and the power!!"

Vegeta just threw his head back and laughed. Whilst Bulma seeing that her dream man was now an ox quickly ducked back into the house. "Whoops, every time I see a hot guy it's the same dang thing."

"You know," said the shaman, "If we had more time, I could really dislike you. But at the moment we have two problems, your plans blown to pieces and you've only succeeded in getting our demon seriously pissed." The shaman then turned to his daughter, "We'll at least your safe. Miss 34-c here will take your place as Oolong's bride."

"What?" Bulma shouted indignantly, "You think I'm wasting my babe-itude on an ox!"

 Meanwhile outside:

"Your going to pay for tricking me" shouted Oolong.

Vegeta simply chuckled evilly, "I doubt that" he sneered. "I'll fry you up for my supper!" Vegeta shouted, and charged full speed knocking the giant ox onto its side. The terrible Oolong slowly picked himself up, "Wh..how dare you! I…I'll show you! Just watch this!" stammered Oolong nervously. "Presto!" he said, and with a poof Oolong the terrible transformed himself into a bat, "Farewell!" he shouted as he flew off into the sky. However he didn't make it very far, for when Oolong took his eyes from the village he found Vegeta to be right in his face. "Ah no!" he gasped.

"Oh yes" smirked Vegeta. "There's no use in running, I am far more powerful then a weakling like you could ever dream. Now you will tell me where you've hidden the girls."

"Ah no way Oolong squeaked and turned to fly the other way, shit he cursed "Times up" The sneaky shapeshifter had now turned into a pig and was quickly plummeting to the earth however Vegeta quickly reached out and grabbed the shape shifter. "That's a foolish shape to take; you can't fly in that form. Or is this your true form? Well, come along you little, bastard, we are going back to the village."

Vegeta had soon landed back in the village, with the shape shifting Oolong in tow." Villagers, this is your demon's true form. You were blinded by your cowardice and allowed yourselves to be controlled by a weakling. He tossed Oolong unceremoniously to the ground, "Now tell us where you've hidden those girls, pig!"

F…fine, I'll take you to them," Oolong grumbled. And so the villagers along with Bulma and Vegeta, and Oolong, who was bound in ropes, made their way to the lair of the so-called demon. "Don't you even think of transforming into a bug Vegeta growled at the pig as they walked along, I will not hesitate to stomp you into the ground."

"Dang how'd he know," Oolong grumbled to himself.

Vegeta glanced back to see Bulma taking the dragon ball from the old woman. But then turned his attention to the huge palace before him. It seems the demon had lived rather lavishly off of his extortions of the village.

The parents of the missing girls cried out in joy as they ran into the massive palace like structure, Daughters we have come to save you they shouted, only to be met with the most shocking site, there daughters it seemed were living it up, and terribly spoiled. The terrible Oolong now seemed even less terrible, at this new revelation.

What adventures await our heroes next? Stay tuned for the next enthralling chapter of…Bloomers and the Monkey King!

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How did you like that chapter minna? I'm aware its short but you know its better then nothing at all. If you know anything about dragon ball then you have a vague idea as to what the next chapter's about ^^  Remember to Review, it's the Right thing to do! ^_~ SB needs to know what you think after all.