Yay! Another chappie! So happy! This is one of the funniest things thats happened w/ my hamster... besides the third chappie.... oh well.



Warnings: 1x2x1 3x4x3.



Characters:

Relena- My grandmother. (for some of the time. U'll be told)

Heero- My dad. (For some of the time.)

Duo- me. (for some of the time)

Wu/Tro/Quat- random ppl in my family, for some of the time.

Hammy- Whiskers.



Let us begin!!!!



THE PET!!!!!



Chapter 2-



Heero groaned and shut his laptop. "What's wrong?" Duo asked.

Heero looked up at him and said, "Relena's coming over."

It was Duo's turn to groan. "Why is she coming?" He asked.

"Just a 'visit'." Heero answered.

"When?"

"Tomorrow."

Duo groaned again. "Why us? Why do we have to be such good people in her book?" Duo whined. Heero shrugged.

"Hey! I've got an idea!" Duo suddenly brightened.

Heero didn't like the grin on Duo's face, but asked, "What?"

"We could go get ourselves in trouble with the law, then Relena wouldn't want to be our friend!"

"No such luck. She'd just visit us in prison." Duo sand Heero jumped.

"Wu-man! Don't scare me like that!" Duo yelled.

"Sorry. You were talking about Relena?" Wufei asked, walking over to his friends.

"Yeah. She's coming over tomorrow." Heero said, running his fingers through his hair.

"Beautiful. You want me to tell Winner and Barton?" The Chinese pilor asked.

"Sure. . ." Heero said, looking at the hamster cage on the floor.

Once Wufei left to tell the other pilots, Heero said, "Duo, you should clean the cage. We're gonna have to introduce Relena to the hamster. . ."

Duo grinned. "I'll do that." He said, kneeling down next to the cage and taking Hammy out.

"Hee-chan? You wanna take 'im while I clean?" The braided boy asked.

"Sure." Heero said, taking the hamster from Duo.

***

Duo glanced out the window. 'Oh shit. She's here.' He thought as he saw a pink limo come up in the driveway. "Heero. Take the hamster." Duo said, putting the hamster in Heero's hand.

"Ok." Heero said. He put the hamster in the breast pocket of his flannel shirt. Heero smiled at Duo and said, "Get dressed. I'm going down to say hello."

Duo grinned. "Whatever." The braided boy said.

Heero walked out of the room and shut the door behind him. Duo quickly got into his normal black clothes and opened the door. Before walking out the room, he turned the light off. He started to hop down the stairs, not paying attention to what was happening at the bottom.

"Ahhhh. . .!" Duo heard the girly shriek from below him and he looked down. His eyes seemed to brighten and he burst out laughing.

***when Heero comes out of the room*** (A/N: this is where the ppl start bing ppl in my life.)

Heero sighed and started to walk downstairs. He got to the bottom and turned to the kitchen, where Quatre, Trowa and Wufei were. "Where's Duo?" Quatre asked.

Heero jabbed his thumb in the direction of the stairs. "Getting dressed." Heero said.

"At two in the afternoon? That baka is so lazy." Wufei said, sipping the glass of water in his hand.

"He was up at eight, but, well. . ." Heero trailed off. "Nevermind." He said, turning to look at the front door. He took a few steps forward so that he was at the bottom of the stairs.

The door burst open and Relena walked in, big surprise. She was wearing a tight pink dress that went down to just above her knees. (AN: no, my grandma never wore that.) When she saw Heero, she smiled. Tunning up to him, she was about to hug him when the hamster poked his head out of Heero's pocket. Relena screamed.

Heero raised an eyebrow and looked upstairs when he heard a laugh. 'Duo.' He thought. Then he heard giggling from behind him. Turning, he saw Quatre giggling into Trowa's chest. Heero rolled his eyes and turned back to Relena, and Duo.

"Wha-what is th-that?" Relena asked, pointing at the hamster in Heero's pocket. (AN: they have stopped being ppl in my life.)

Duo grinned. "That's Heero, ya' know, the guy you *used* to like. . ." Duo said, putting his arm around Heero's shoulder.

"No, th-the thing in h-his pocket." Relena said, backing up a little.

Duo grinned. "That's my hamster! Isn't he so cute?!" The braided boy asked.

Relena's lip started to quiver. "NO!" She yelled, running out of the house.

Duo and Quatre burst out laughing, Wufei snorted, Trowa shook his head an Heero snickered. He couldn't help it, even if he was the perfect soldier, Relena was funny. Like a hamster could do anything to her!

"She's afraid of him! That's funny!" Duo yelled, dropping to his knees and trying to catch his breath.

A small smile made its way to Trowa's lips. "It is rather funny." The tall boy said.

"What do you think, Wufei?" Quatre asked.

"I don't think its funny. If she's afraid, you shouldn't laugh." The Chinese boy said. The other four boys stared.

"Wufei, siding with weakness, from an onna. . . wow." Heero murmured.

"I think he's sick! Quat, go get the thermometer, I'll make sure that doesn't faint or anything." Duo said, running to Wufei's side. Heero rolled his eyes and stroked the hamster's head as Quatre ran past.

"Get away from me Maxwell! And Winner, stay upstairs!" Wufei yelled, going out the front door.

***TBC*** pls review!!!