Authors Note: Alrighty! Er.. I really don't have anything to say except. Christmas is coming!

Disclaimer: Don't own DBZ or anything else that can get me in trouble.

Wish Granters On Strike!

Prologue

Jessie had been pacing around the waiting room for the past two hours. he looked up as the doors of the O.R. opened as a tall and handsome doctor accompanied by a very beautiful nurse came out. The two approached Jessie.

Jessie couldn't tell whether he should like the expression on the doctors face or not. The doctor was opening his mouth, ready to tell Jessie "Shenlong! Arise and grant my wish!"

Shenlong jerked off his couch spilling his corn chips everywhere. He cursed at the humans who called him. The thunder and lightning booming matched the anger he felt. His eyes glowed red as he stated, "What is your wish?"

The two chibies grinned. "We want Grampa's cat to be alive again."

The little black haired boy nodded and jabbered on about how he and his friend were making cat food out of everything in the backyard as well as what's under the sink.

"What is your second wish?" Shenlong asked.

The two boys' face grew shocked and confused. The huddled together in thought. "Trunks, we didn' think about the second wish. Lets ask for candy."

"No we should ask for a 'Tractor Beam' so that we can pull a meteor into earths gravitational force."

"Why?"

Shenlong checked his watch for the hundredth time as the argument taken place below him continued on. "Would you two just hurry up already?"

Two pairs of eyes lit up as they looked at each other and grinned. They looked as if they discovered the wonders of the universe. Knowing them they've probably discovered something just as good. "make Grampa's cat indestructible! That way we can do all sorts o' things to it."

"Yeah, and it'll be fun to watch your dad try ta' blow it up!"

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By the time Shenlong got back he was watching the end credits of "Jessie's Life," voted #1 by mythical creatures. "NOOOO! The doctor was gonna tell Jessie if he can become a civil worker! That's it! I've had it with those ungrateful humans!" Grabbing markers, poster board and his cell phone, he walked out of the door. "Yeah, i'm calling a wish maker meeting."

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Shenlong stood at the podium waiting for everyone to arrive. Sitting in the audience was a battered and bruised wishbone talking with an over weight wishing well. "I see you've put on a few pounds."

Coins chinked as he turned towards the wishbone. "Yeah, every second of the day people throw coins into my mouth wishing for stupid things.

What about you? You look a little bruised."

"Yeah. Thanksgiving. People are pullin' me apart like I don't feel anything."

The doors of the hall opened as an old woman walked in. Her gray hair was everywhere. She had bags under her eyes and a lit cigarette in her hand. "Sorry I'm late." Her voice was old, rusty and scratchy. "Ever since that damn Pinocchio and his singing cricket, I got kids calling me left and right. They always wish for stupid things like a new bike. But the worst is when they ask for a new brother and sister. Hmph. Just more brats to bother me."

"Erm, yes. That is exactly why I called this meeting." Shenlong stated, drawing the attention back to him. " How many feel as if we are being taken advantage of? They call us only when they need something and after they get it, they forget all about us. We never get a hello or a thank you. How many in favor of going on strike?"

The roar of the crowd was deafening. They cheered and danced. fairies snapped their wands and eyelashes sang. The genies came out of their lamps singing "We should all go on a group vacation!"

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Me: I know I know... I am a genius. Walks away Star light Star bright Dodges flying wands When you wish upon a star. Hah...... I should receive an award.