Forte: I can't believe that guy just waltzed in, and added a chapter he
wrote to one of your fics. It's your fault for not updating enough.
Beelzemon: . Actually. Never-mind.
Forte: Good, because I've noticed something about you, and I demand an answer.
Beelzemon: Can't this wait? I'm trying to update!
(Forte takes out a notebook.)
Forte: What's the deal with you and dragons?
Beelzemon: . HUH????
(Forte opens his notebook.)
Forte: You have one ticket stub from 'Reign of Fire'. although since Gospel went on a sugar high there, you missed out. One.no. two fics with dragons in them.
Beelzemon: (confused) Two? 'Metamorphosis' I get, but what's the other one?
Forte: 'Change'. including a painting of a dragon.
Beelzemon: PLEASE tell me you have something better to do with your time.
Forte: Hold on.(Checks something.) Oh. five stories with dragons, counting the original version of 'Metamorphosis', it's "Sequel" which you also dropped, and that one at Doc's lab.
Beelzemon: Forte, do you have a fever or something? Oh wait.never mind.
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Chapter..
Forte: I'M NOT DONE YET!!!!!!!!!!
Beelzemon: YOU BASTARD!!!!!!! WAIT UNTIL I GET THE CHAPTER UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Forte: . Let's see.. And six counting 'The unsaid wish.'
Beelzemon: . Huh?
Forte: Dragon-type Digimon.
Beelzemon: . Geez. I THINK Super Spy Guy did more than delete a certain part of your memory.
Forte: . One lay-away receipt for a tape of 'Reign of Fire'.
Beelzemon: That's because I couldn't watch it in any theaters around here.
Forte: And while taking inventory of the movies, I found 'Dragon heart', and a sequel to it..
Beelzemon: You take inventory of the movies? Wish I thought of that.. I never pay that much attention to what Machinedramon loans me. He tried to make me watch 'Mask'.
Forte: . Why would he need to MAKE you? Isn't Jim Carrey funny enough that.
Beelzemon: no. some movie called 'Mask', not 'The Mask.'
Forte: Well I. HEY!!!!!!! Sneaky bastard. back to the matter at hand. I can count this fic your working on. 'Drago' is a copyrighted name from a movie with a dragon.
Beelzemon: . I thought it was from a Rocky Balboa movie.
Forte: THERE YOU GO CHANGING THE SUBJECT AGAIN!!!!!!!!
Beelzemon: It's not like this is interesting, or getting anywhere.
Forte: A-HEM! Square one, I asked you what the deal was with you and dragons. I followed up with evidence that there IS an interest in dragons on your part. I wouldn't have thought much about this until I found those movies.
Beelzemon: FORTE!!!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET ME UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Cha..
Forte: I WILL NOT DROP IT UNTIL I GET AN ANSWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Beelzemon rests his head in his palm, and sighs.)
Beelzemon: . If you keep interrupting my fic for some whacked out armchair theory, I'll tell them.
Forte: (Turns DEEP red, and stutters.) W-w-w-w-w-w-w-what are you talking about?
Beelzemon: . That's it. Did you guys know Forte watches Saturday morning cartoons? Or that he likes the Backstreet Boys?
Forte: (Still red, and with hands over where his ears would be under his helmet.) I'M NOT HEARING THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LA-LA-LA-LA-LA- LA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Beelzemon: Or that he eats Co-co puffs while watching those cartoons? Or that I've seen him trying to learn how to dance?
Forte: LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Beelzemon: Or that he plays video games all the time? So much for his tough guy image.
Forte: (Still red, but for a different reason.) .YOU ARE GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO ONE DISSES MY IMAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Beelzemon: .Uh-oh.
(Forte shoots a clean hole through Beelzemon's torso, and leaves. Then Beelzemon gets up, and kisses an empty ration container.)
Beelzemon: Thank God for rations. And special thanks that Forte left. Now what did he interrupt me for? I forgot.
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Chapter. (Beelzemon looks around to make sure Forte's not around.)
Chapter 5 - Pleasantries.
Raiden thought fast. He kicked out the grating, and jumped into the cell just as the electric current hit the wall. Then Raiden screamed in agony for no apparent reason until.
"That'll teach ya' not to try anything."
Raiden then stood up, and brushed himself off.
"I had a feeling that'd convince him I'm dead."
"I was wondering why you screamed. I thought it was because you twisted your ankle or something." Snake joked.
Raiden glared at Snake.
"That was creepy how it sounded like you were dying..." Meryl said.
"I've had practice."
"What?"
"OH! Nothing!"
Before he could be questioned, Raiden slipped a lock pick kit out of a tiny space between his foot, and the bottom of his Skull Suit. He unfolded it, and picked a pick out, then started working the lock on the cell door.
"You've done that before too, right?" Snake asked.
"Wouldn't you like to know."
"Don't tell me you had VR for THAT!" Snake said, "OR else you'll jam the lock!"
Then a click was heard, and Raiden pushed the door open.
"You were saying?" Raiden asked with a grin on his face.
Raiden, I'm impressed. I didn't know you could pick locks. Otacon told him.
Well, it's something I picked up during. Never mind.
During the war Solidus had you in as a child soldier? Otacon asked.
Raiden remained silent.
What surprises me more is how he smuggled that kit out. Naomi stated.
That's also something I picked up from then.
At least your way doesn't give you indigestion. Snake commented.
HUH???
Oh. nothing.
YOU MEAN THAT YOU REALLY DID SMUGGLE YOUR CIGARETTES OUT IN YOUR STOMACH????????? I THOUGHT THAT WAS JUST AN ENLIGHTENMENT BEFORE ENGAGING THE SHADOW MOSES SIMULATION PROPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Raiden yelped.
Eww!!!!! Meryl said in disgust.
This is no time for that. According to Intel, the designed of Aero's systems should be in that prison with you. Otacon told them.
Then the three mercenaries left the cell to look for him.
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(Forte grabs Beelzemon from behind.)
Forte: Guess who?
Beelzemon: DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Forte: Nope! Now back to where we left off. Why the interest in dragons?
Beelzemon: I DON'T HAVE A DAMN INTEREST!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT JUST HAPPENS THAT LOTS OF PEOPLE ARE INTERESTED!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT GETS MORE READERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Forte: . Now I know you have a special reason for liking dragons. Why else would you defend yourself so.
Beelzemon: GET.. THE FUCKING.. HELL OFF OF ME YOU DAMN BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Beelzemon flips Forte off, and let's loose with his shotguns.)
Forte: ouch..
Beelzemon: . Your auto repairs will handle it. and fix whatever mistake Super Spy Guy made.
Beelzemon: . Actually. Never-mind.
Forte: Good, because I've noticed something about you, and I demand an answer.
Beelzemon: Can't this wait? I'm trying to update!
(Forte takes out a notebook.)
Forte: What's the deal with you and dragons?
Beelzemon: . HUH????
(Forte opens his notebook.)
Forte: You have one ticket stub from 'Reign of Fire'. although since Gospel went on a sugar high there, you missed out. One.no. two fics with dragons in them.
Beelzemon: (confused) Two? 'Metamorphosis' I get, but what's the other one?
Forte: 'Change'. including a painting of a dragon.
Beelzemon: PLEASE tell me you have something better to do with your time.
Forte: Hold on.(Checks something.) Oh. five stories with dragons, counting the original version of 'Metamorphosis', it's "Sequel" which you also dropped, and that one at Doc's lab.
Beelzemon: Forte, do you have a fever or something? Oh wait.never mind.
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Chapter..
Forte: I'M NOT DONE YET!!!!!!!!!!
Beelzemon: YOU BASTARD!!!!!!! WAIT UNTIL I GET THE CHAPTER UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Forte: . Let's see.. And six counting 'The unsaid wish.'
Beelzemon: . Huh?
Forte: Dragon-type Digimon.
Beelzemon: . Geez. I THINK Super Spy Guy did more than delete a certain part of your memory.
Forte: . One lay-away receipt for a tape of 'Reign of Fire'.
Beelzemon: That's because I couldn't watch it in any theaters around here.
Forte: And while taking inventory of the movies, I found 'Dragon heart', and a sequel to it..
Beelzemon: You take inventory of the movies? Wish I thought of that.. I never pay that much attention to what Machinedramon loans me. He tried to make me watch 'Mask'.
Forte: . Why would he need to MAKE you? Isn't Jim Carrey funny enough that.
Beelzemon: no. some movie called 'Mask', not 'The Mask.'
Forte: Well I. HEY!!!!!!! Sneaky bastard. back to the matter at hand. I can count this fic your working on. 'Drago' is a copyrighted name from a movie with a dragon.
Beelzemon: . I thought it was from a Rocky Balboa movie.
Forte: THERE YOU GO CHANGING THE SUBJECT AGAIN!!!!!!!!
Beelzemon: It's not like this is interesting, or getting anywhere.
Forte: A-HEM! Square one, I asked you what the deal was with you and dragons. I followed up with evidence that there IS an interest in dragons on your part. I wouldn't have thought much about this until I found those movies.
Beelzemon: FORTE!!!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET ME UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Cha..
Forte: I WILL NOT DROP IT UNTIL I GET AN ANSWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Beelzemon rests his head in his palm, and sighs.)
Beelzemon: . If you keep interrupting my fic for some whacked out armchair theory, I'll tell them.
Forte: (Turns DEEP red, and stutters.) W-w-w-w-w-w-w-what are you talking about?
Beelzemon: . That's it. Did you guys know Forte watches Saturday morning cartoons? Or that he likes the Backstreet Boys?
Forte: (Still red, and with hands over where his ears would be under his helmet.) I'M NOT HEARING THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LA-LA-LA-LA-LA- LA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Beelzemon: Or that he eats Co-co puffs while watching those cartoons? Or that I've seen him trying to learn how to dance?
Forte: LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Beelzemon: Or that he plays video games all the time? So much for his tough guy image.
Forte: (Still red, but for a different reason.) .YOU ARE GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO ONE DISSES MY IMAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Beelzemon: .Uh-oh.
(Forte shoots a clean hole through Beelzemon's torso, and leaves. Then Beelzemon gets up, and kisses an empty ration container.)
Beelzemon: Thank God for rations. And special thanks that Forte left. Now what did he interrupt me for? I forgot.
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Chapter. (Beelzemon looks around to make sure Forte's not around.)
Chapter 5 - Pleasantries.
Raiden thought fast. He kicked out the grating, and jumped into the cell just as the electric current hit the wall. Then Raiden screamed in agony for no apparent reason until.
"That'll teach ya' not to try anything."
Raiden then stood up, and brushed himself off.
"I had a feeling that'd convince him I'm dead."
"I was wondering why you screamed. I thought it was because you twisted your ankle or something." Snake joked.
Raiden glared at Snake.
"That was creepy how it sounded like you were dying..." Meryl said.
"I've had practice."
"What?"
"OH! Nothing!"
Before he could be questioned, Raiden slipped a lock pick kit out of a tiny space between his foot, and the bottom of his Skull Suit. He unfolded it, and picked a pick out, then started working the lock on the cell door.
"You've done that before too, right?" Snake asked.
"Wouldn't you like to know."
"Don't tell me you had VR for THAT!" Snake said, "OR else you'll jam the lock!"
Then a click was heard, and Raiden pushed the door open.
"You were saying?" Raiden asked with a grin on his face.
Raiden, I'm impressed. I didn't know you could pick locks. Otacon told him.
Well, it's something I picked up during. Never mind.
During the war Solidus had you in as a child soldier? Otacon asked.
Raiden remained silent.
What surprises me more is how he smuggled that kit out. Naomi stated.
That's also something I picked up from then.
At least your way doesn't give you indigestion. Snake commented.
HUH???
Oh. nothing.
YOU MEAN THAT YOU REALLY DID SMUGGLE YOUR CIGARETTES OUT IN YOUR STOMACH????????? I THOUGHT THAT WAS JUST AN ENLIGHTENMENT BEFORE ENGAGING THE SHADOW MOSES SIMULATION PROPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Raiden yelped.
Eww!!!!! Meryl said in disgust.
This is no time for that. According to Intel, the designed of Aero's systems should be in that prison with you. Otacon told them.
Then the three mercenaries left the cell to look for him.
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(Forte grabs Beelzemon from behind.)
Forte: Guess who?
Beelzemon: DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Forte: Nope! Now back to where we left off. Why the interest in dragons?
Beelzemon: I DON'T HAVE A DAMN INTEREST!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT JUST HAPPENS THAT LOTS OF PEOPLE ARE INTERESTED!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT GETS MORE READERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Forte: . Now I know you have a special reason for liking dragons. Why else would you defend yourself so.
Beelzemon: GET.. THE FUCKING.. HELL OFF OF ME YOU DAMN BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Beelzemon flips Forte off, and let's loose with his shotguns.)
Forte: ouch..
Beelzemon: . Your auto repairs will handle it. and fix whatever mistake Super Spy Guy made.