This story is kind of...being written as it's made up. Expect it to go like a weekly show, in a way (though some entries may be "rapid-fire" and sooner than just a week at a time). I hope you all can bear w/me, cuz I think this story has some potential hopefully. But, be warned, I have no idea where it's going. Thus, there's an R rating, but it may not get into R category. Then again, it could get on the verge of being worse than R. Again, I have no clue. It is kinda dry at the beginning, but it should pick up...Anyways, enjoy :)

Rescues are for Guys

Sitting around on base definitely was not one of Sam's favourite things to do, at least, not when she currently had no naquada reactor project to work on. Now, she was just plain bored. She had options, still, of course. She could go and actually fill in the reports that would be due on the Generals desk in a week. She could go see Daniel, who was in his favourite place ever, the infirmary. Unfortunately for the paper work, she decided that could be procrastinated on. As for Daniel, well, Sam was positive he'd be wanting to enjoy his time with the good doctor alone. Besides, she had just visited Daniel a half hour ago. What would it look like if she was back so soon?

Sam had of course thought of maybe even going to visit Teal'c, but he had been looking a little roughed up from the last mission, he needed all the time he could get in Kel'no'reem. Then, finally, and best of all, there was the Colonel. She could go visit him, but she didn't want to look bad and give even more reason for the rumour mill of the SGC to get going. Thus, she had really been sitting in her lab for the past twenty minutes waiting for the Colonel to come walking in to find her. Of course, that hadn't happened.

Sam had taken a while to think about it. She honestly didn't even know where the Colonel was in the first place. She thought that he'd of course have to still be on base, he still had a huge pile of paperwork to do just like she did. However, he did tend to procrastinate just as much as she did, if not, more. Maybe he had just gone for a walk on the surface? Sam figured that this previous question to herself must be the case, so she headed up to land to go see if she could "bump into to him."
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Jack was finally happy, rested, and relaxed. Ahhh, a week on downtime, nothing could be better. Of course, it was yet again at Daniel's expense. This time, though, Jack didn't have to feel bad about it. This time, it wasn't some maniac goa'uld wanting to see something red come out of Daniel, or some fish guy deciding Daniel knows the entire history of the planet off the top of his head, or anything else that wouldn't be Daniel's fault. No, this time, what happened to Daniel was solely Daniel's fault. He had been looking at some artifacts and they were near a rather unstable ledge. Of course, Daniel being Daniel had wanted to get a closer look. Nope, Jack decided that was not going to happen this time, those rocks were just way too unstable. Tell Daniel that, though. Jack had. But, Daniel yet again being Daniel had decided that one really quick closer look before he came down would be perfectly acceptable...and, he fell. Joy. So, yeah, this one had been all Daniel's fault.

Jack sat back enjoying himself immensely. He knew that he'd be enjoying his time a bit more if he had the company of someone in particular...but that was another story. Jack decided that he'd just sit back in his easy chair and see if any of the sports channels were airing some hockey games, or at least some curling matches. Jack flipped through the channels, but he didn't find anything. He decided that he'd just get up, put the rest of his beer in the fridge to get back to later, and then take a nap. As he walked towards the fridge, he heard a knock at the door. His heart jumped and he thought of Sam as he ran to the door.