So. What would happen if the four inner [dubbed!]"Sailor Scouts", Sailor
Venus, Sailor Mars, Sailor Mercury, Sailor Jupiter and their
grand..er..teenage leader, who is going through a boy-like voice change,
Sailor Moon were stuck in different animes?
Well, this would.
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We see Rei walk under the cherry blossoms sporting an original priestess
outfit. A white, long-sleeved top and very loose red 'pants' [as the poor,
American children who have no education of these things as of yet would
call them.] sweep the ground. Suddenly, her grandfather runs out.
Grandpa: Rei! Rei!
Rei: *turns around* Yes, oh elder I should always respect like a wonderful child? I mean..grandpa?
Grandpa: You are off to go and look at the fire, like some perfect religious Christian child that everyone loves, right? Rei: Yes. You all should become like me. *Turns to face you, and does a peace sign*
Grandpa: Here. *Hands Rei a bright pink scrunchie* Smokey the bear wants to protect forest fires. Put your hair up, while I cut your bangs to make a perfect line. Just in case any dangling bangs were to catch fire, but of course we wouldn't show that on this show, because it's so violent.
Rei: *eyes widen as she snatches the scrunchie* Grr..GRANDPA!!! *Twitches*
Grandpa: Don't move! Otherwise the bangs will turn out all sloppy.. br
Rei: THAT'S ENOUGH! I can't BELIEVE I have a pink scrunchie..Doesn't even match..Ugh. *Puts hair up* Stupid. *Kicks Grandpa*
Grandpa: AAH..!
Rei: *Walks off, scrunchie and all*
-Inside the shrine-
Rei: *Looks into fire* Sun. Moon. Star. Earth. Fire. Air. Water.Ro--UGH! I CANNOT DO THIS! ..Huh?
Inside of the fire, Rei sees another priestess, her eyes shut, looking like she's falling. A pearl-like object hangs around her neck.
Rei:.What? Maybe I should stick my hand in the fire, because the girl seems so realistic. *sticks hand in fire* Hey! It doesn't hurt! It's just extremely hot! Yay! But don't worry, children. My love for all things pure will pull me through. Wait a sec..The girl in the fire is reaching for me! *Takes girl's hand* -Before she knows it, Rei has fallen onto green grass, and when she looks up, the sky is a bright blue, with no clouds. The hair in the scrunchie is still in place, except for a few hairs seeming to droop around her ears.-
Rei: What is this place? A SIGN ABOUT THE NEW ENEMY?! *GASP!* I BET BERYL DID THIS.. These are workings of the NEGAVERSE!
-Rei then sees a white haired boy jumping about. Were those dog-ears on his head? Rei quickly ran up to him.-
Rei: Who are you? Where am I?
Boy/Dog: I'm..Inu..Inuyasha.
Rei: Uh. Right. Where am I?
Inuyasha: Middle Earth..Kikyo-you seem to be acting..funny.
-Inuyasha points to his head, a gesture of stupidity.- br
Rei: I'm..not..Kikyou,,I'm Rei. Copyright DIC, Toei animation, and stuff.
Inuyasha: Right. O_o -------------
Meanwhile, Minako-I mean, er, Mina, was busy playing games at the Crown Arcade.
Mina: HEY ANDREW! I GOT TOP SCORE ON SAILOR V AGAIN!
Mina did a peace sign, Artemis looking at her from the tiled floor.
Andrew: Mina. You've been playing that all day. Why don't you go cosplay as Sailor Venus?
Mina: Co-WHAT?
Andrew: Nevermind. -_-;
Mina walked quickly away from Andrew, and saw a new game that caught her very curious eyes.
Mina: Seh-Fee-Roh?
Soon, Mina was engulfed within the game; or at least until it showed a very dismal girl. She said, 'Cephiro needs you!' And with that, Mina was sucked into the screen.
Grandpa: Rei! Rei!
Rei: *turns around* Yes, oh elder I should always respect like a wonderful child? I mean..grandpa?
Grandpa: You are off to go and look at the fire, like some perfect religious Christian child that everyone loves, right? Rei: Yes. You all should become like me. *Turns to face you, and does a peace sign*
Grandpa: Here. *Hands Rei a bright pink scrunchie* Smokey the bear wants to protect forest fires. Put your hair up, while I cut your bangs to make a perfect line. Just in case any dangling bangs were to catch fire, but of course we wouldn't show that on this show, because it's so violent.
Rei: *eyes widen as she snatches the scrunchie* Grr..GRANDPA!!! *Twitches*
Grandpa: Don't move! Otherwise the bangs will turn out all sloppy.. br
Rei: THAT'S ENOUGH! I can't BELIEVE I have a pink scrunchie..Doesn't even match..Ugh. *Puts hair up* Stupid. *Kicks Grandpa*
Grandpa: AAH..!
Rei: *Walks off, scrunchie and all*
-Inside the shrine-
Rei: *Looks into fire* Sun. Moon. Star. Earth. Fire. Air. Water.Ro--UGH! I CANNOT DO THIS! ..Huh?
Inside of the fire, Rei sees another priestess, her eyes shut, looking like she's falling. A pearl-like object hangs around her neck.
Rei:.What? Maybe I should stick my hand in the fire, because the girl seems so realistic. *sticks hand in fire* Hey! It doesn't hurt! It's just extremely hot! Yay! But don't worry, children. My love for all things pure will pull me through. Wait a sec..The girl in the fire is reaching for me! *Takes girl's hand* -Before she knows it, Rei has fallen onto green grass, and when she looks up, the sky is a bright blue, with no clouds. The hair in the scrunchie is still in place, except for a few hairs seeming to droop around her ears.-
Rei: What is this place? A SIGN ABOUT THE NEW ENEMY?! *GASP!* I BET BERYL DID THIS.. These are workings of the NEGAVERSE!
-Rei then sees a white haired boy jumping about. Were those dog-ears on his head? Rei quickly ran up to him.-
Rei: Who are you? Where am I?
Boy/Dog: I'm..Inu..Inuyasha.
Rei: Uh. Right. Where am I?
Inuyasha: Middle Earth..Kikyo-you seem to be acting..funny.
-Inuyasha points to his head, a gesture of stupidity.- br
Rei: I'm..not..Kikyou,,I'm Rei. Copyright DIC, Toei animation, and stuff.
Inuyasha: Right. O_o -------------
Meanwhile, Minako-I mean, er, Mina, was busy playing games at the Crown Arcade.
Mina: HEY ANDREW! I GOT TOP SCORE ON SAILOR V AGAIN!
Mina did a peace sign, Artemis looking at her from the tiled floor.
Andrew: Mina. You've been playing that all day. Why don't you go cosplay as Sailor Venus?
Mina: Co-WHAT?
Andrew: Nevermind. -_-;
Mina walked quickly away from Andrew, and saw a new game that caught her very curious eyes.
Mina: Seh-Fee-Roh?
Soon, Mina was engulfed within the game; or at least until it showed a very dismal girl. She said, 'Cephiro needs you!' And with that, Mina was sucked into the screen.