Okay, I admit I'm a bit of a comedian, but this IS a serious fic. However.
that doesn't mean I can't have a little fun.
By the way, since this isn't important to the story, there's no chapter number. Now, on with. "THE HUMOROUS LIQUID INTERLUDE!!!!!!!!"
Zero: . that's not true.
Beelzemon: . Oh yeah, it has some info.
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Chapter 13 - Calm before the storm.
Liquid was easily upset. Snake had spoiled his plans with Raiden. Now he'd need to think of a new plan.
"Liquid?"
Liquid looked up from staring at the coffee table to see Vamp coming into the room.
"What is it now?"
"I'm a bit concerned. Dynamo and Firefly were killed by them."
"I know. but I'm more concerned about who killed Falcon."
Then Shadow chimed in. They looked up to see him performing sit-ups with his legs tied to the ceiling.
"Master, why? The cameras revealed that he betrayed you."
"But who was it that killed him?"
Liquid slowly sipped his tea. It was still a bit hot. He set it down.
"Any news on Drago?" Liquid asked Shadow.
Vamp seemed confused.
"For some strange reason, he's afraid of a woman who came here to set up a Soliton Radar."
Liquid, who was sipping his tea again, did a spit take, soaking the table.
"WHAT??????????????"
Shadow noticed his concern, and unhooked his legs to drop down to the floor.
"He's afraid of this woman." He said as he handed Liquid a photo.
Liquid recognized the photo.
"Mei Ling? Of all people, why's Drago afraid of her?"
Then Rose Bane walked in with a watering can. He walked to plants in the windowsill, which showed a view of the ground a long way down. He watered the flowers, and they quickly sprouted to life.
"I think I know." He said.
Liquid smirked.
"Let's hear it."
"I had rigged a few of my plants with listening devices hidden in the petals. it picked him up mumbling something about 'her'. I have a feeling he knows her from somewhere."
Liquid frowned. He sat back, and began to think.
'This is worse then the whole fiasco at Shadow Moses. I have one lovesick. Uh. Lovesick. well, whatever he is, he's lovesick. Worse yet, I again have a mysterious enemy hiding for now, and from watching the Big Shell events unfold, I know that both Snake and Raiden have infinite ammo. How that's possible, I don't want to know, but it spells trouble.'
Then Liquid raised his cup of tea to his mouth to drink. Then it shattered, scalding him with hot tea.
"GAAHH!!!!!!!! WHO FIRED??????????"
Then someone walked into the room, with a sniper rifle in hands. She looked at Liquid.
"Sorry. I didn't know the tea was still hot. I didn't see steam coming from it."
Liquid recognized her.
".Wolf? SNIPER WOLF??? HOW????"
Wolf smiled.
"Dynamo had revived me around the time Snake killed Raven."
Liquid thought about it. It'd explain why her body turned up missing.
"Well, at least you're back."
Vamp, Shadow, and Rose Bane got the wrong idea.
"Um. Master? I'll be going now."
"Me too. I mean, if you two want some time alone, we'd."
Both Liquid and Wolf caught on. Friends, they were, but lovers, they weren't. not yet anyway. They both sighed as the others left.
"Liquid, I have a surprise for you." Wolf told him.
".What?"
Wolf led Liquid to the heliport on the 46th floor. A Hind D was sitting there, with some slight modifications.
"It's how I got here. happy?"
Liquid smirked.
"Quite. Since we moved all the Stingers to the 30th floor armory, and safely behind a level 5 door, I think this time, they'll be sorry."
"I'm glad to see you enjoy it. I'm going to take up position on the walkway."
"Okay. Oh, and you might want this."
Liquid tossed her some body armor. She smiled, and headed off to the walkway, putting the body armor on along the way. Liquid inspected the Hind. It had thicker armor plating, more missiles, and flares for Stingers. He felt quite ready to take on those three.
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Zero: HEY! WHERE'S THE HUMOR????
Beelzemon: I AIN'T DONE YET!!!!!!
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Liquid was about to hop in, when his bowels rebelled. He rushed into the bathroom, and Rose Bane was washing his hands in there as he rushed into a stall.
"Rose Bane?"
"Yeah."
"You know that guy we hired during Shadow Moses, and is back with us?"
"You mean Johnny Sasaki?"
"That's him. he made ME sick."
". Well, I WAS going to give him this tonic to fix it, but you need it more."
". Also, leave him the pink slip, would you? All he does is sit on a toilet."
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Zero: WHAT????????? JOHHNY'S GETTING CANNED?????????????
Beelzemon: .Okay, so this might not have turned out as well as I planned.
By the way, since this isn't important to the story, there's no chapter number. Now, on with. "THE HUMOROUS LIQUID INTERLUDE!!!!!!!!"
Zero: . that's not true.
Beelzemon: . Oh yeah, it has some info.
//////////////////////////////////
Chapter 13 - Calm before the storm.
Liquid was easily upset. Snake had spoiled his plans with Raiden. Now he'd need to think of a new plan.
"Liquid?"
Liquid looked up from staring at the coffee table to see Vamp coming into the room.
"What is it now?"
"I'm a bit concerned. Dynamo and Firefly were killed by them."
"I know. but I'm more concerned about who killed Falcon."
Then Shadow chimed in. They looked up to see him performing sit-ups with his legs tied to the ceiling.
"Master, why? The cameras revealed that he betrayed you."
"But who was it that killed him?"
Liquid slowly sipped his tea. It was still a bit hot. He set it down.
"Any news on Drago?" Liquid asked Shadow.
Vamp seemed confused.
"For some strange reason, he's afraid of a woman who came here to set up a Soliton Radar."
Liquid, who was sipping his tea again, did a spit take, soaking the table.
"WHAT??????????????"
Shadow noticed his concern, and unhooked his legs to drop down to the floor.
"He's afraid of this woman." He said as he handed Liquid a photo.
Liquid recognized the photo.
"Mei Ling? Of all people, why's Drago afraid of her?"
Then Rose Bane walked in with a watering can. He walked to plants in the windowsill, which showed a view of the ground a long way down. He watered the flowers, and they quickly sprouted to life.
"I think I know." He said.
Liquid smirked.
"Let's hear it."
"I had rigged a few of my plants with listening devices hidden in the petals. it picked him up mumbling something about 'her'. I have a feeling he knows her from somewhere."
Liquid frowned. He sat back, and began to think.
'This is worse then the whole fiasco at Shadow Moses. I have one lovesick. Uh. Lovesick. well, whatever he is, he's lovesick. Worse yet, I again have a mysterious enemy hiding for now, and from watching the Big Shell events unfold, I know that both Snake and Raiden have infinite ammo. How that's possible, I don't want to know, but it spells trouble.'
Then Liquid raised his cup of tea to his mouth to drink. Then it shattered, scalding him with hot tea.
"GAAHH!!!!!!!! WHO FIRED??????????"
Then someone walked into the room, with a sniper rifle in hands. She looked at Liquid.
"Sorry. I didn't know the tea was still hot. I didn't see steam coming from it."
Liquid recognized her.
".Wolf? SNIPER WOLF??? HOW????"
Wolf smiled.
"Dynamo had revived me around the time Snake killed Raven."
Liquid thought about it. It'd explain why her body turned up missing.
"Well, at least you're back."
Vamp, Shadow, and Rose Bane got the wrong idea.
"Um. Master? I'll be going now."
"Me too. I mean, if you two want some time alone, we'd."
Both Liquid and Wolf caught on. Friends, they were, but lovers, they weren't. not yet anyway. They both sighed as the others left.
"Liquid, I have a surprise for you." Wolf told him.
".What?"
Wolf led Liquid to the heliport on the 46th floor. A Hind D was sitting there, with some slight modifications.
"It's how I got here. happy?"
Liquid smirked.
"Quite. Since we moved all the Stingers to the 30th floor armory, and safely behind a level 5 door, I think this time, they'll be sorry."
"I'm glad to see you enjoy it. I'm going to take up position on the walkway."
"Okay. Oh, and you might want this."
Liquid tossed her some body armor. She smiled, and headed off to the walkway, putting the body armor on along the way. Liquid inspected the Hind. It had thicker armor plating, more missiles, and flares for Stingers. He felt quite ready to take on those three.
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Zero: HEY! WHERE'S THE HUMOR????
Beelzemon: I AIN'T DONE YET!!!!!!
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Liquid was about to hop in, when his bowels rebelled. He rushed into the bathroom, and Rose Bane was washing his hands in there as he rushed into a stall.
"Rose Bane?"
"Yeah."
"You know that guy we hired during Shadow Moses, and is back with us?"
"You mean Johnny Sasaki?"
"That's him. he made ME sick."
". Well, I WAS going to give him this tonic to fix it, but you need it more."
". Also, leave him the pink slip, would you? All he does is sit on a toilet."
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Zero: WHAT????????? JOHHNY'S GETTING CANNED?????????????
Beelzemon: .Okay, so this might not have turned out as well as I planned.