All Souls Day
by XellAn-Chan
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(Later that morning...)
Phibby: Why are we here?
Mia: I need to go to school.
Phibby: Why am I here? Is it my punishment?
Mia: No. My mom just doesn't trust you enough to leave you alone in our house.
Random Idiot # 1: Hey, let me have a drag.
Idiot #2: *hands him a cigarette* Here ya go.
Idiot #1: What's with the kid?
Idiot #2: *shrugs*
Shawn: You better watch it. He's a murderer.
Idiots: Huh?
Shawn: He'll kill ya.
Idiot #1: That little brat?
Idiot #2: Hell No!
*both idiots begin laughing*
Phibby: *very, VERY angry* WHY YOU!!! I'LL--
Mia: *warningly* Don't you dare.
Phibby: What's the fun of All Souls Day if I don't have any new souls?
Mia: Be good, or I'll mare your punishment worse.
Phibby: *sighs* Fine.
*the bus pulls up and the doors open. kids begin getting on*
Bus Driver Joe: Hey, Kid, this is the high school bus.
Phibby: *blinks* I know.
Joe: So get lost. I'll come back for you later.
Phibby: I'll drive! *snaps his fingers, Joe vanishes*
Shawn: You did one good thing at least...Can you drive?
Phibby: When yer around for 1000 years, you tend to pick up on stuff. *to every one* Buckle up!
Idiot #3: Hell no!
Phibby: Hell, eh? You obviously don't know who I am, *sighs* Another one bites the dust *snaps fingers again, the kid disappears in a "poof")
*the rest of the kids immediately buckle their seats*
Ashlie: *sitting next to Mia* Who's the kid?
Mia: My best friend, Phibby.
Phibby: THAT'S HELLMASTER PHIBRIZIO TO YOU!!!
(At school)
Mia: C'mon, we need to sign you in and get you a visitor's pass.
Phibby: M'kay.
*Mia leads him to the front desk*
Mia: Hi, Mrs. P! This is Phibrizio. He's visiting today.
Mrs. P: *to herself* Kids these days are so small...
Mia: *snickers* She thinks you're an eighth grader.
Mrs. P: Sign here. *points to sign-in sheet*
Phibby: *signs sheet "Hellmaster Phibrizio" in sloppy cursive* All done!
Mrs. P: *hands him a pass* Have a good time.
(In the halls)
Random Student #1: Who's the kid?
Student #2: Look at the little boy!
Student #3: He's so cute!
Teacher: Young Man, what are you doing in the High School?
Phibby: *clings to Mia so he's not swept away in the flow of teenagers* I don't like it here, Mia.
Mia: Only five more hours.
Phibby: ...eh...{I don't think I can take it...}
(in Government class)
Mia: This is my...cousin...Phibrizio. He's visiting today.
Mr. T: Hello. *offers a hand to the Hellmaster*
Phibby: Finally! Some one who shows a little respect!
*they shake hands*
Becca: Oh, what a cute little boy! He's so adorable!
Phibby: *twitches* NO!!!! make it stop...
Becca: Oh, Mia, he's soooo sweet! How old is he?
Mia: Ten.
Phibby: *fuming* TEN!?!? Mia!
Mia: *to Phibby* I'm sorry. She's always like this and it's killing me. Bear with it.
Sarah: Why is there a kid here?
Phibby: Maybe cuz I'm smarter than you and I skipped a buncha grades.
Katie: What a little brat! But he's related to Mia, so it's no surprise.
Mia: Hey!
Phibby: *frowns* Leave Mia out of this!
Katie: I hate to break it to you, but your cousin's a jerk.
*Sarah nods in agreement*
Phibby: *smiles* Mia, may I?
Mia: Go for it.
Phibby: S'long! *two more snaps and both girls disappear*
Class: *falls silent*
(Phys Ed)
Phibby: That's her?
Mia: Yeah.
Phibby: That one? *points*
Mia: Yup.
Phibby: She called you fat?
Mia *nods* Yeah.
Phibby: Well, I say better fat than dead. *snaps*
Heather: WHAT THE F--?!?! *vanishes*
Phibby: That'll learn her.
[don't ask. i love that phrase...]
Mia: Thanks!
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AN: thus ends Phibby's brief stint at JC High. i guess the reason i show up at Cyris' school is cause of Phibby getting me in trouble for the *ahem* "disappearances" of so many of my classmates...
by XellAn-Chan
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(Later that morning...)
Phibby: Why are we here?
Mia: I need to go to school.
Phibby: Why am I here? Is it my punishment?
Mia: No. My mom just doesn't trust you enough to leave you alone in our house.
Random Idiot # 1: Hey, let me have a drag.
Idiot #2: *hands him a cigarette* Here ya go.
Idiot #1: What's with the kid?
Idiot #2: *shrugs*
Shawn: You better watch it. He's a murderer.
Idiots: Huh?
Shawn: He'll kill ya.
Idiot #1: That little brat?
Idiot #2: Hell No!
*both idiots begin laughing*
Phibby: *very, VERY angry* WHY YOU!!! I'LL--
Mia: *warningly* Don't you dare.
Phibby: What's the fun of All Souls Day if I don't have any new souls?
Mia: Be good, or I'll mare your punishment worse.
Phibby: *sighs* Fine.
*the bus pulls up and the doors open. kids begin getting on*
Bus Driver Joe: Hey, Kid, this is the high school bus.
Phibby: *blinks* I know.
Joe: So get lost. I'll come back for you later.
Phibby: I'll drive! *snaps his fingers, Joe vanishes*
Shawn: You did one good thing at least...Can you drive?
Phibby: When yer around for 1000 years, you tend to pick up on stuff. *to every one* Buckle up!
Idiot #3: Hell no!
Phibby: Hell, eh? You obviously don't know who I am, *sighs* Another one bites the dust *snaps fingers again, the kid disappears in a "poof")
*the rest of the kids immediately buckle their seats*
Ashlie: *sitting next to Mia* Who's the kid?
Mia: My best friend, Phibby.
Phibby: THAT'S HELLMASTER PHIBRIZIO TO YOU!!!
(At school)
Mia: C'mon, we need to sign you in and get you a visitor's pass.
Phibby: M'kay.
*Mia leads him to the front desk*
Mia: Hi, Mrs. P! This is Phibrizio. He's visiting today.
Mrs. P: *to herself* Kids these days are so small...
Mia: *snickers* She thinks you're an eighth grader.
Mrs. P: Sign here. *points to sign-in sheet*
Phibby: *signs sheet "Hellmaster Phibrizio" in sloppy cursive* All done!
Mrs. P: *hands him a pass* Have a good time.
(In the halls)
Random Student #1: Who's the kid?
Student #2: Look at the little boy!
Student #3: He's so cute!
Teacher: Young Man, what are you doing in the High School?
Phibby: *clings to Mia so he's not swept away in the flow of teenagers* I don't like it here, Mia.
Mia: Only five more hours.
Phibby: ...eh...{I don't think I can take it...}
(in Government class)
Mia: This is my...cousin...Phibrizio. He's visiting today.
Mr. T: Hello. *offers a hand to the Hellmaster*
Phibby: Finally! Some one who shows a little respect!
*they shake hands*
Becca: Oh, what a cute little boy! He's so adorable!
Phibby: *twitches* NO!!!! make it stop...
Becca: Oh, Mia, he's soooo sweet! How old is he?
Mia: Ten.
Phibby: *fuming* TEN!?!? Mia!
Mia: *to Phibby* I'm sorry. She's always like this and it's killing me. Bear with it.
Sarah: Why is there a kid here?
Phibby: Maybe cuz I'm smarter than you and I skipped a buncha grades.
Katie: What a little brat! But he's related to Mia, so it's no surprise.
Mia: Hey!
Phibby: *frowns* Leave Mia out of this!
Katie: I hate to break it to you, but your cousin's a jerk.
*Sarah nods in agreement*
Phibby: *smiles* Mia, may I?
Mia: Go for it.
Phibby: S'long! *two more snaps and both girls disappear*
Class: *falls silent*
(Phys Ed)
Phibby: That's her?
Mia: Yeah.
Phibby: That one? *points*
Mia: Yup.
Phibby: She called you fat?
Mia *nods* Yeah.
Phibby: Well, I say better fat than dead. *snaps*
Heather: WHAT THE F--?!?! *vanishes*
Phibby: That'll learn her.
[don't ask. i love that phrase...]
Mia: Thanks!
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AN: thus ends Phibby's brief stint at JC High. i guess the reason i show up at Cyris' school is cause of Phibby getting me in trouble for the *ahem* "disappearances" of so many of my classmates...