Chapter 4 AOTE (Attack of the Employees)
Previews from last chapter.
Finally everyone stares at Han and Leia for the reason that they're . ________________Now on to this chapter.
Because they're talking about how gay these people are and that they want to go somewhere "alone".
Obi: excuse me, what's you peoples issue about me and all my other homies.
Leia: nothing we're gonna go now bye.
Leia and Han left the movie theater and now the only people left were .
Anakin
Padme
Obi-Wan
Sabe
And for some reason Jar-Jar never showed up but I don't want to speak to soon.
Sabe: Isn't it strange that they just leave the movie they came to see?
Anakin: Are you sure that's all they came for?
Obi-Wan: Dude your gross!
Padme: I know seriously!
Anakin: What???? I meant they coulda came for the popcorn too.geez.
Everybody smacks his or her head.
Anakin: OOOOOOOO!!! This is my favorite scene!!!
Obi: Duh.
Sabe: You get to kiss.O MY GOD!
Anakin: Not exactly.
Padme: I think she means, " O my God look who's here!"
Anakin: OH no It's.
Obi: JAR-JAR!
Anakin: Can I kill him?!?! NOW!
Qui-Gon: No! We need him to um unclog the toilets.
Anakin: Hey down in front SHUT UP!
Jar-Jar walks by everyone in depression.
Jar-Jar: Messa dumped by Weasel.(pouts).
Anakin: I can see why.
Jar-Jar: Why dere sa no problemes wit messa! Is dere?
Padme: GO AWAY!
Jar-Jar: NO, NO messa stay messa like you.
Padme: You like me?
Jar- Jar: Messa like you berry berry much!
Padme starts gagging.
Jar-Jar starts crying then runs out. Just then. out of the blue.through time and space. and all that other crap.Jango Fett comes in.
Padme: Oh god were never gonna see this movie are we.aint that right Sabe?
Sabe: I can see it anytime I want.right now I'm kissin' Obi.
Anakin: And they are kissing too!..............Where's Anakin's love?
Padme: In the dumpster.
Anakin: That's what I thought.
Just then.Jango took the seat behind Padme.and had flowers behind his back. Suddenly. Padme started to stretch her arms.and punched Jango right in the kisser.at that moment a voice came over intercom.and said. the
popcorn stand is now open reapeat the popcorn stand is OFFICIALY open."
Previews from last chapter.
Finally everyone stares at Han and Leia for the reason that they're . ________________Now on to this chapter.
Because they're talking about how gay these people are and that they want to go somewhere "alone".
Obi: excuse me, what's you peoples issue about me and all my other homies.
Leia: nothing we're gonna go now bye.
Leia and Han left the movie theater and now the only people left were .
Anakin
Padme
Obi-Wan
Sabe
And for some reason Jar-Jar never showed up but I don't want to speak to soon.
Sabe: Isn't it strange that they just leave the movie they came to see?
Anakin: Are you sure that's all they came for?
Obi-Wan: Dude your gross!
Padme: I know seriously!
Anakin: What???? I meant they coulda came for the popcorn too.geez.
Everybody smacks his or her head.
Anakin: OOOOOOOO!!! This is my favorite scene!!!
Obi: Duh.
Sabe: You get to kiss.O MY GOD!
Anakin: Not exactly.
Padme: I think she means, " O my God look who's here!"
Anakin: OH no It's.
Obi: JAR-JAR!
Anakin: Can I kill him?!?! NOW!
Qui-Gon: No! We need him to um unclog the toilets.
Anakin: Hey down in front SHUT UP!
Jar-Jar walks by everyone in depression.
Jar-Jar: Messa dumped by Weasel.(pouts).
Anakin: I can see why.
Jar-Jar: Why dere sa no problemes wit messa! Is dere?
Padme: GO AWAY!
Jar-Jar: NO, NO messa stay messa like you.
Padme: You like me?
Jar- Jar: Messa like you berry berry much!
Padme starts gagging.
Jar-Jar starts crying then runs out. Just then. out of the blue.through time and space. and all that other crap.Jango Fett comes in.
Padme: Oh god were never gonna see this movie are we.aint that right Sabe?
Sabe: I can see it anytime I want.right now I'm kissin' Obi.
Anakin: And they are kissing too!..............Where's Anakin's love?
Padme: In the dumpster.
Anakin: That's what I thought.
Just then.Jango took the seat behind Padme.and had flowers behind his back. Suddenly. Padme started to stretch her arms.and punched Jango right in the kisser.at that moment a voice came over intercom.and said. the
popcorn stand is now open reapeat the popcorn stand is OFFICIALY open."