Disclaimer: I don't own Dragon Ball Z or any of the characters mentioned in
this poem. I wish I did though. O.o
~*~THE VEGGIE POEMS~*~
(((The Day Kenny Died))) By: Vegeta Briefs
I was sitting on the couch.
Happy as can be.
When all of a sudden.
Bulma came up from behind and startled me.
She asked me to go to the store.
My reply was a simple "no".
Until she pointed her finger toward the door.
And shouted in my ear. "GO!".
So I got up out of my seat.
Grumpy and Upset.
I noticed it was raining.
And since the woman wouldn't let me back in the house to get a simple umbrella- I got wet.
So I ran to the store.
As fast as I could go.
But as I walked in the door.
I realized I could have flown over to the store rather than had to run all that way. Oh well.
And then it began to snow.
So I went inside.
Got down on my knees.
And shook my bum back and forth.
Trying to get the snow off of it. People stared at me.
I killed them happily.
Then I took out my list of things to get.
Don't ask me where or how the list got in my grasp.
And I began to read it.
As I walked down the isle.
With my grocery cart. that was currently occupied by an old granny.
But I ignored that small detail.
But as I walked down the isle and read my list.
I realized something.
I didn't know how to read!!!
I began to run around in circles of confusion. running at top speed.
Until a man named Kenny bumped into me.
I got mad.
I felt like doing some thing bad.
So I grabbed the young man's shirt.
Ripping it off his chest.
And I laid in neatly on the floor.
And began to jump up and down just like before.
Then I picked up the shirt.
Dusted it off.
And gave it to the man.
Then I felt a tingle feeling.
I had to use the can!!!
So I ran over to the bathroom.
But couldn't open the door!
So I grabbed the man named Kenny.
And threw him on the floor.
Then I picked him up.
And told him to open the door.
He said no.
And walked away.
So I shot at him from far away.
He fell to the ground.
The blood flowed everywhere.
All over his hair.
And from his pocket.
One thing rolled out.
A simple penny.
Then some lady shrieked.
"Oh My God He Killed Kenny!!".
I was proud.
And walked away.
Smiling.
Smiling.
Sailing away.
That was another poem by Vegeta Briefs..
More to come soon!!! Can you stand the suspence???
~*~THE VEGGIE POEMS~*~
(((The Day Kenny Died))) By: Vegeta Briefs
I was sitting on the couch.
Happy as can be.
When all of a sudden.
Bulma came up from behind and startled me.
She asked me to go to the store.
My reply was a simple "no".
Until she pointed her finger toward the door.
And shouted in my ear. "GO!".
So I got up out of my seat.
Grumpy and Upset.
I noticed it was raining.
And since the woman wouldn't let me back in the house to get a simple umbrella- I got wet.
So I ran to the store.
As fast as I could go.
But as I walked in the door.
I realized I could have flown over to the store rather than had to run all that way. Oh well.
And then it began to snow.
So I went inside.
Got down on my knees.
And shook my bum back and forth.
Trying to get the snow off of it. People stared at me.
I killed them happily.
Then I took out my list of things to get.
Don't ask me where or how the list got in my grasp.
And I began to read it.
As I walked down the isle.
With my grocery cart. that was currently occupied by an old granny.
But I ignored that small detail.
But as I walked down the isle and read my list.
I realized something.
I didn't know how to read!!!
I began to run around in circles of confusion. running at top speed.
Until a man named Kenny bumped into me.
I got mad.
I felt like doing some thing bad.
So I grabbed the young man's shirt.
Ripping it off his chest.
And I laid in neatly on the floor.
And began to jump up and down just like before.
Then I picked up the shirt.
Dusted it off.
And gave it to the man.
Then I felt a tingle feeling.
I had to use the can!!!
So I ran over to the bathroom.
But couldn't open the door!
So I grabbed the man named Kenny.
And threw him on the floor.
Then I picked him up.
And told him to open the door.
He said no.
And walked away.
So I shot at him from far away.
He fell to the ground.
The blood flowed everywhere.
All over his hair.
And from his pocket.
One thing rolled out.
A simple penny.
Then some lady shrieked.
"Oh My God He Killed Kenny!!".
I was proud.
And walked away.
Smiling.
Smiling.
Sailing away.
That was another poem by Vegeta Briefs..
More to come soon!!! Can you stand the suspence???