Disclaimer: I don't own Dragon Ball Z or any of the characters mentioned in this poem. I wish I did though.. O.o

~*~THE VEGGIE POEMS~*~

(((Inner Beauty))) By: Vegeta Briefs

I was looking in the mirror.

And I noticed something shiny.

It was in back of me.

So I turned around to look at it.

And discovered.

It was a part of me.

It was my butt!

So shiny and clean.

So refreshing and beautiful.

I wanted to kiss it!

So I tried to.

But discovered that it's impossible.

For someone to kiss their own behind.

So I ran out of the bathroom.

Angry and sad.

There I found Bulma.

I told her my butt was bad!

She asked me why.

I told her.

Because it would not let me kiss it!

She stared at me.

Nakey and wet.

Standing in front of her.

"Get some clothes on!!" She cried.

So I thought about it for a moment.

And I replied.

"Then I will not be able to see the beauty that lies in me!"

And where is that beauty? My wife asked me in confusion.

I said "Why, Just look at this toosh! It's no illusion!"

It's beautiful and clean.

And my what a smell.

Just sniff it! Go on.

No one sniffs to tell!

But alas she chose not to.

Sniff my beautiful behind.

In stead she left me waiting.

That sure was not kind.

For I was naked and dripping.

My hair was a mess!

And when my son walked in the room.

You can just guess the rest.

So now no one knows.

The true beauty my butt holds.

One day I'll tell the world my story!

My butt's legacy has yet to unfold.

That was a poem by Vegeta Briefs.

More To Come Soon..