Disclaimer: I don't own Dragon Ball Z or any of the characters mentioned in
this poem. I wish I did though. O.o
~*~THE VEGGIE POEMS~*~
(((A Glorious Odor))) By: Vegeta Briefs
Oh what a smell.
That I smelled that day.
So wonderful and putrid.
And oh so horrid.
It made people want to throw up.
I liked the smell.
It was evil and new.
And I'd smelled it before.
Like the smell of the inside of my shoe.
It was awful to some.
And made my wife cringe.
But I enjoy it very much.
The stench of it was glorious to me.
But to Kakarot it made him fall.
Finally!
I had found a weapon to make him call.
Out to his mommy.
Like a small child in the night.
All because that rotten smell.
Gave him a fright.
I adore the way it smells.
Because you see.
This rotten smell.
It comes from me.
FROM ME!
FROM ME!
I say it with pride.
Even though it made my bride.
Cry!
And so she cried.
And cried.
And cried.
Because this odor.
That I love to endure.
Comes from inside of me!
It's a gift that makes people want to barf.
It made that little dog next door.
Stopping barking.
Now he never goes "arf" "arf".
I love this hidden talent!
And you should too.
It's like one big tooth ache.
But it tastes like glue.
That's right my friends!
You're catching on.
You'll soon discover.
That this joyful smell.
Is none other.
Than.
MY BREATH!
MY BREATH!
What a glorious gift!
That I share with the world.
And none can lift.
Away from me.
This power inside.
I love my bad breath.
It hides.
Me from the world.
Or shall I say.
The world hides from me.
Because of me breath.
I'm happy as can be.
That was yet another poem by Vegeta Briefs.
More To Come Soon!!! Can you stand the wait?
~*~THE VEGGIE POEMS~*~
(((A Glorious Odor))) By: Vegeta Briefs
Oh what a smell.
That I smelled that day.
So wonderful and putrid.
And oh so horrid.
It made people want to throw up.
I liked the smell.
It was evil and new.
And I'd smelled it before.
Like the smell of the inside of my shoe.
It was awful to some.
And made my wife cringe.
But I enjoy it very much.
The stench of it was glorious to me.
But to Kakarot it made him fall.
Finally!
I had found a weapon to make him call.
Out to his mommy.
Like a small child in the night.
All because that rotten smell.
Gave him a fright.
I adore the way it smells.
Because you see.
This rotten smell.
It comes from me.
FROM ME!
FROM ME!
I say it with pride.
Even though it made my bride.
Cry!
And so she cried.
And cried.
And cried.
Because this odor.
That I love to endure.
Comes from inside of me!
It's a gift that makes people want to barf.
It made that little dog next door.
Stopping barking.
Now he never goes "arf" "arf".
I love this hidden talent!
And you should too.
It's like one big tooth ache.
But it tastes like glue.
That's right my friends!
You're catching on.
You'll soon discover.
That this joyful smell.
Is none other.
Than.
MY BREATH!
MY BREATH!
What a glorious gift!
That I share with the world.
And none can lift.
Away from me.
This power inside.
I love my bad breath.
It hides.
Me from the world.
Or shall I say.
The world hides from me.
Because of me breath.
I'm happy as can be.
That was yet another poem by Vegeta Briefs.
More To Come Soon!!! Can you stand the wait?