Disclaimer: I don't own Dragon Ball Z or any of the characters mentioned in
this poem. I wish I did though. O.o
~*~THE VEGGIE POEMS~*~
(((Once Upon A Carrot))) By: Vegeta Briefs
Two months ago from this very day
I saw a man doing something gay
I walked outside just to get some fresh undies (from the man at the undie concession-stand)
When I heard a man cry out "MUNDIES!!"
I pondered for a moment
What the hell does MUNDIES mean?
As watched the man run from terrorists that were green
Why green you ask?
I do not know.
As I watch this woman call out "Go Charlie, Go!"
So his name was Charlie? I wondered to myself
Just then I saw this little elf
Grab my boot and run away
And so I began to chase him
As he screamed to his fellow elfs "RUN AWAY!"
Oh MY GOD! I cried out in dismay
As I peared upon an army of elfs (and they looked so gay)
I shouted out to the one that stole my boot
Come back here you little ass-wipe and gimmie my LOOT!! (I always keep $500 in my boot)
So when I say Loot, I don't just mean BOOT. Get it? Got it? SHUT THE HELL UP!
The elf ran threw a small crack in the wall
And as he ran threw, he dropped his own shoe
I laughed and laughed my evilest giggle
As I gazed upon the shoe and did a little wiggle
Dance, thingy.yeah
I grabbed the boot and licked it's insides
No, not really, I just said that to make you THROW UP!! Muauahaha (back to the story)
So I called to the elf
"I HAVE YOUR WIFE!!!"
then I thought to myself "Huh??"
then I called out "No!! never mind, it's just your shoe!"
he peeped out his head
and said.
how dare you say that about my shoe!
It's so much more beautiful than Maratha Stew.
"Your married Maratha Stewart?" I cried out in surprise
Then he shook his head in dimize
"No, just Maratha Stew."
Oh. I laughed
Then I pulled out an Ax
And chopped him in two straight threw his brain
And down to his other shoe.
Even though I don't think he was "STRAIGHT"
And just at that moment a big old crate- landed on top of me
And inside.
Was the man called Charlie I had seen earlier (you know the one who shouted "MUNDIES?")
He broke out of the crate and ran away- screaming "your right! He wasn't straight for I AM MARATHA STEW!"
"Wait!" I cried
Your name is Charlie??
"That is correct" he shouted in pride as he ran away with his bride.
That's sick.. I breathed and just then another crate fell on me
Full of elfs!!! EVIL ONES!
They bit me, the ripped my clothes off.
They took my other boot, and began to cough.
Doing this cough as the robbed my of my clothing
They left me only with my undies.
And just then out of the BLUE
I gazed upon their queen so shiny and new
Wait. wait a moment. I know that face!!
How dare! OH MY GOSH. their queen is my.
The elf covered the mouth to my brain. And made me bow to their queen
It was all too insane.
Meet queen MUNDIES!! Shouted one elf with pride.
Then I called out "I'd like to speak to your queen in private out side."
So the queen or shall I say KING followed me out the door.
KAKAROT! I scream. as I pushed him to the floor.
Your so sick.. I shall hit you with this brick! No.. this STICK!!
How dare you do this.. I am so ashamed!!
Look at you- one of my greatest foes!!
Dressed up in my finest women's clothes!!
"Sorry.." said Kakarot and he squeezed my nose tight
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING???!" I shouted in fright.
"I farted." he breathed.
"AND IN MY CLOTHES?????" I screamed "die you rabutt!!"
So that was the story.. it started with a banjo and ended with a scream what became of kakarot the MUNDIES queen? you ask this of me? I shall tell you then.
I ate him.
That was yet another disturbing poem by Vegeta Briefs.
MORE TO COME SOON. CAN YOU WAIT??
~*~THE VEGGIE POEMS~*~
(((Once Upon A Carrot))) By: Vegeta Briefs
Two months ago from this very day
I saw a man doing something gay
I walked outside just to get some fresh undies (from the man at the undie concession-stand)
When I heard a man cry out "MUNDIES!!"
I pondered for a moment
What the hell does MUNDIES mean?
As watched the man run from terrorists that were green
Why green you ask?
I do not know.
As I watch this woman call out "Go Charlie, Go!"
So his name was Charlie? I wondered to myself
Just then I saw this little elf
Grab my boot and run away
And so I began to chase him
As he screamed to his fellow elfs "RUN AWAY!"
Oh MY GOD! I cried out in dismay
As I peared upon an army of elfs (and they looked so gay)
I shouted out to the one that stole my boot
Come back here you little ass-wipe and gimmie my LOOT!! (I always keep $500 in my boot)
So when I say Loot, I don't just mean BOOT. Get it? Got it? SHUT THE HELL UP!
The elf ran threw a small crack in the wall
And as he ran threw, he dropped his own shoe
I laughed and laughed my evilest giggle
As I gazed upon the shoe and did a little wiggle
Dance, thingy.yeah
I grabbed the boot and licked it's insides
No, not really, I just said that to make you THROW UP!! Muauahaha (back to the story)
So I called to the elf
"I HAVE YOUR WIFE!!!"
then I thought to myself "Huh??"
then I called out "No!! never mind, it's just your shoe!"
he peeped out his head
and said.
how dare you say that about my shoe!
It's so much more beautiful than Maratha Stew.
"Your married Maratha Stewart?" I cried out in surprise
Then he shook his head in dimize
"No, just Maratha Stew."
Oh. I laughed
Then I pulled out an Ax
And chopped him in two straight threw his brain
And down to his other shoe.
Even though I don't think he was "STRAIGHT"
And just at that moment a big old crate- landed on top of me
And inside.
Was the man called Charlie I had seen earlier (you know the one who shouted "MUNDIES?")
He broke out of the crate and ran away- screaming "your right! He wasn't straight for I AM MARATHA STEW!"
"Wait!" I cried
Your name is Charlie??
"That is correct" he shouted in pride as he ran away with his bride.
That's sick.. I breathed and just then another crate fell on me
Full of elfs!!! EVIL ONES!
They bit me, the ripped my clothes off.
They took my other boot, and began to cough.
Doing this cough as the robbed my of my clothing
They left me only with my undies.
And just then out of the BLUE
I gazed upon their queen so shiny and new
Wait. wait a moment. I know that face!!
How dare! OH MY GOSH. their queen is my.
The elf covered the mouth to my brain. And made me bow to their queen
It was all too insane.
Meet queen MUNDIES!! Shouted one elf with pride.
Then I called out "I'd like to speak to your queen in private out side."
So the queen or shall I say KING followed me out the door.
KAKAROT! I scream. as I pushed him to the floor.
Your so sick.. I shall hit you with this brick! No.. this STICK!!
How dare you do this.. I am so ashamed!!
Look at you- one of my greatest foes!!
Dressed up in my finest women's clothes!!
"Sorry.." said Kakarot and he squeezed my nose tight
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING???!" I shouted in fright.
"I farted." he breathed.
"AND IN MY CLOTHES?????" I screamed "die you rabutt!!"
So that was the story.. it started with a banjo and ended with a scream what became of kakarot the MUNDIES queen? you ask this of me? I shall tell you then.
I ate him.
That was yet another disturbing poem by Vegeta Briefs.
MORE TO COME SOON. CAN YOU WAIT??