Disclaimer: I don't own Dragon Ball Z or any of the characters mentioned in this poem. I wish I did though. O.o ~*~THE VEGGIE POEMS~*~ (((Walk & Chew Gum))) By: Vegeta Briefs
*little Goku people singing*
Sometimes.. he's just.. scowling.. cussing.. but inside.. this is.. what he's thinking..
*Vegeta*
I roam the kingdom once in a while,
But how'd I know I'd end up in charge of all these people?
A moment of lucidity once in a while,
But these Saiyans think I know everything,
I love the planet of Vegeta and everyone in it,
Wave and smile and walk on by,
They might not tell my life is lie
Between the evil androids- and lizard people cops
It'll take a SaiyanPuff to make'em stop!
Thank goodness for the SaiyanPuffs
Goku, Gohan, and Goten make it easy to do my job,
'Cause I can't walk and chew gum at the same time..
*little Goku people singing*
Bulma says he's in his gravity room training,
But he's fast asleep on the floor drooling and dreaming
This..
*Vegeta*
I roam the kingdom once in a while,
But how'd I know I'd end up in charge of all these people?
A moment of lucidity once in a while,
But these Saiyans think I know everything,
I love the planet of Vegeta and everyone in it,
Wave and smile and walk on by,
They might not tell my life is lie
Between the evil androids- and lizard people cops
It'll take a SaiyanPuff to make'em stop!
Thank goodness for the SaiyanPuffs
Goku, Gohan, and Goten make it easy to do my job,
'Cause I can't walk and chew gum at the same time..
*little Goku person talking jibberish*..
~Sciba' ala daladee scalba finger'chu~
~scabala bee finger'as sama'chu~
~hit'cha know apatch' lu~
~wingle dangle miggle maggle jiggle jaggle ingle angle~
~Toast'a res mos'a messa rossa ressa bosea messa BESA~
*flute thingys being played badly* *Deep breathe intake*
~dipple dapple wappa ropple~
~pepa capin~ BIG BLACK BUG BIT THE BIG BLACK BEAR~ AND MADE HIM BLEED..
*Vegeta bows* "I LOVE POT-ROAST!!"
That was yet another strange form of poetry from Vegeta Briefs..
MORE TO COME VERY SOON!! CAN YOU STAND THE WAIT???
*little Goku people singing*
Sometimes.. he's just.. scowling.. cussing.. but inside.. this is.. what he's thinking..
*Vegeta*
I roam the kingdom once in a while,
But how'd I know I'd end up in charge of all these people?
A moment of lucidity once in a while,
But these Saiyans think I know everything,
I love the planet of Vegeta and everyone in it,
Wave and smile and walk on by,
They might not tell my life is lie
Between the evil androids- and lizard people cops
It'll take a SaiyanPuff to make'em stop!
Thank goodness for the SaiyanPuffs
Goku, Gohan, and Goten make it easy to do my job,
'Cause I can't walk and chew gum at the same time..
*little Goku people singing*
Bulma says he's in his gravity room training,
But he's fast asleep on the floor drooling and dreaming
This..
*Vegeta*
I roam the kingdom once in a while,
But how'd I know I'd end up in charge of all these people?
A moment of lucidity once in a while,
But these Saiyans think I know everything,
I love the planet of Vegeta and everyone in it,
Wave and smile and walk on by,
They might not tell my life is lie
Between the evil androids- and lizard people cops
It'll take a SaiyanPuff to make'em stop!
Thank goodness for the SaiyanPuffs
Goku, Gohan, and Goten make it easy to do my job,
'Cause I can't walk and chew gum at the same time..
*little Goku person talking jibberish*..
~Sciba' ala daladee scalba finger'chu~
~scabala bee finger'as sama'chu~
~hit'cha know apatch' lu~
~wingle dangle miggle maggle jiggle jaggle ingle angle~
~Toast'a res mos'a messa rossa ressa bosea messa BESA~
*flute thingys being played badly* *Deep breathe intake*
~dipple dapple wappa ropple~
~pepa capin~ BIG BLACK BUG BIT THE BIG BLACK BEAR~ AND MADE HIM BLEED..
*Vegeta bows* "I LOVE POT-ROAST!!"
That was yet another strange form of poetry from Vegeta Briefs..
MORE TO COME VERY SOON!! CAN YOU STAND THE WAIT???