Oh the Humility
Disclaimer: Characters from Dragonball Z belon to Toei Animation and Akira Toriyama. Angelina EarthHart and Anyanka FireStone are mine though so don't ou steal them unless you want me to go Majin on your scrany butt!
As always, this is a Free For Production which means the story is on us. SO enjoy and please share it with your friends.
Note: You can find out more about my girls if you look at "Trials and Trivulations", "Welcome to Domestique", and "Around Town"
Also, this takes place in the time between "They Have Arrived" and "They Have Returned".
Ps: Fanart for my fics can be found at
http://www.angelfire.com/ok4/Maythird/art.html
www.tangwebart.friendpages.com
With that said and done, on with the show!
Angelina and Anyanka run towards the middle of a hedge maze from two different directions. When they reach the center, they run toawrds each other and just when you think they're going to run into each other the two vanish in a rippling of silver light...
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7) DBZ TV
AJ Angelique
Angelina and Anyanka walked into the living room of their home in Domestique. It was late one Saturday night and the two had been out rasing hell again in their town and the DBZ realm. Anyanka flopped down face first on the couch while Angelina fell backwards into her favourite easy chair that was over stuffed and swallowed her up like a small cloud.
"Sitting in that chair can't be good for your back," Anyanka commented as she looked up at her sister.
"Shhh, comfy now," Angelina said as she curled up and snuggled into the chair. Anyanka rolled her eyes as she picked up the remote from the floor and turned on the TV to channel surf for some sort of Anime.
'Maybe they'll have some some decent hentai on tonight,' Anyanka thought as she licked her lips and found the TV was on Food Network...
"Welcome back to "Cooking With Vegeta" with our lucious host Prince Vegeta," a female voice said as a whole female audiance aplauded wildly as the Sayian prince walked into a studio kitchen wearing his blue body suit and a simply white apron...smiling for once.
"Hello and welcome back to the show. For those of you who have just joined us, we prepared a fruit salid and colored it pink to match my shirt I wore when I first met my son back when Frieza arrived on Earth," Vegeta said with his usual grin which received an collective love sigh from the whole audience.
"Now for a real treat, I'm going to teach you how to cook Fried Chicken. Now if someone would be nice enough to bring out the meat," Vegeta said as he turned to his right.
"Uh, he escaped sir," a stage hand said.
"What do you mean he escaped? I drugged his food so he would be asleep for a week!" Vegeta shouted angrily at the stage hand who cringed back in fear. Vegta then groaned as he put a hand to his head as if he was having an headache.
"Forget Kakorot, just bring me a normal chicken," Vegeta said. The stagehand did as he was told as the audiance memebers glanced at each other. Before long, the stage hand returned with a store bought precleaned chicken. Vegeta snatched it out of the stagehand's hand as he glared at him and the stage hand ran off to hide.
"Now, this is a very simple recipe so anyone can cook it. After adding your spices, just cook the chicken with a small ki blast and you're done," Vegeta said as the grin returned to his face. He lightly powedered the chicken with cajun spices and then blasted the poor defensless chicken with a medium size ki ball that charred the chicken to dust as everyone looked on stunned.
"Well, as you can see this is what happens when you use to much energy. Fortunatly, I have a premade example," Vegeta said and turned to the oven...
Anyanka bursted out laughing and woke Angelina from her nap as she changed the channle.
"Sorry," Anyanka said as Angelina glared at her before she yawned and turned to see what was on TV which was now on Oxygen and showing Piccolo demonstrating some Yoga positions.
"Hello," Anyanka said with a grin as she sat right up with a leary grin that made Angelina roll her eyes.
"What do you see in him?" Angelina asked with a light glare.
"Other than his good looks?" Anyanka asked as Angelina groaned.
"Well look at the guy tell me you're not attracted to him," Anyanka said. Angelina glanced at the screen as Piccolo was rolling up into a standing position as his shirt clung to his body and showed off his abs.
"I'm not attracted to him," Angelina said with hardly any emotion in her voice.
"I see. Well, I guess your tastes run in pink and..." Anyanka started only to be cut off by a pillow walloping her on the head. In the moment of being dazed Angelina grabbed the remote and changed the channel to Home and Garden...
"And now remeber that when you plant the bulbs to keep them far enough part so that the roots don't tangle and remember to water them often in the warmer months," Goku said with a grin grins as he looked into the camera as he was down on his knees in a Martha Stweart stlye garden...
The twins yelled in fright and Angelina quickly changed the channel to an all cartoon station...
A cartoon was playing featuring Cell walking with a very happy look on his face while flowers were dancing around him as he whistled some happy tune as birds flew around landed on him as if they were bestest freinds in the world.
"Dragon! Yon Dragon!" shouted some male voice. Cell looked to the right of the screen and the camera panned to show a gayly dressed knight in black armor.
"AGH! IT'S THE BLACK KNIGHT!" Cell shouted and ran away from the knight who proceeded to chase after him with an silver sword.
"Come back yon dragon! I wish to slay thee, but not with the sword in my hand!" the black knight shouted.
"NOOOOOOOOOO!" Cell shouted as tears began to stream from his eyes before the Black Knight finally caught Cell and dragged him kicking and screaming off screen...
The two sisters stared at the screen with stunned looks by their faces as sweat drops appeared by their faces. Anyanka grabbed the remote and quickly changed the channle to Cinemax...
The sceen showed a women in a white drapped bed and she was in the middle of making love with someone. Obviously this is some prono because this woman can't fake moaning and cooing as she thrusts up her oversized chest a bit to much into the camera. The camera foucuses on her mainly as it pans around and finally shows who's her lover...Frieza...
Anyanka shouts with fright and quickly changes the channle as she shudders.
"I think I've been scared for life," Anyanka said with a pout.
"Oh come on, don't tell me that didn't turn you on," Angelina said and Anyanka looked at her with a wide eye look.
"What?!"
"I wonder about you sometimes," Anyanka said as she turned back to the TV screen to see a comercial...
"Not only am I a sponser, I'm also a member," a bald headed Krillian said with a big grin as a the logo for "Krillian's Hair Club for Men" appeared on the screen...
Both sisters bursted into fits of laughter as they buried their faces into pillows so as not to wake anyone in the mansion. Once they regained their composure they looked up to see that the TV was on Animal Planet and on some sort of documentary with some guy in kakis sitting in a jeep in the middle of the urban jungle whom we'll call Steve Irwin...
"For weeks I have been studying the elusive Yamcha and his cub whom he calls Puar. From my studies, I have found that every Saturday the elusive Yamcha frequents these watering holes in order to attract an mate," Steve Iriwin said. Just as he finished apeaking, there can an scream off screen and the camera panned to the left just in time to see this whole crowd of women running away from Yamacha who was chasing after them like a crazed animal.
"Unfortunantly, he's yet to have any luck due to his lack of manners," Steve said, sadly...
As Anyanka laughed at this Angelina was pouting.
"What's wrong?" Anyanka asked when she noticed this.
"We should have taped it," Angelina said in a sad child's voice.
"Why? So we can laugh at it again?" Anyanka asked.
"No, so we could blackmail Yamacha," Angelina said with the biggest grin as Anyanka looked at her with one of those semi circle glares.
"What?!" Angelina asked as Anyanka sighed and changed the channel only to come upon another commerial...
ChiChi was sitting on a Bowflex working out wearing only a sports bra and bike shorts as her body glistened while some male voice talked about the product...
"Agh!" Anyanka shouted and quickly changed the channel and Angelina looked up confussed.
"What's wrong?" Angelina asked.
"I'm sick and tired of seeing Bow Flex comercials," Anyanka said.
"Even with a hot looking ChiChi endorsing the product?" Angelina asked.
"Even with a hot looking ChiChi endorsing the product," Anyanka said flatly.
"What if it was Bulma?" Angelina after a moment's silence. This only received her a glare and Angelina dropped the subject as she turned back to the TV to see that it was on MTV where they were currently showing one of Bulma's rock videos during Insomniac Theater which the girls watched as they dozed off to sleep later that night...
NED
Anyanka: ...who's NED?
AJ: Opps, sorry!
END
Anyanka: That's better.
Angelina: Perfectionist.
Anyanka: I know but you still love me (big grin).
Angelina: That's because you're so glompable (jumps on Anyanka's and hugs her)
Anyanka: HELP!!!
AJ : (sweatdrops)
Disclaimer: Characters from Dragonball Z belon to Toei Animation and Akira Toriyama. Angelina EarthHart and Anyanka FireStone are mine though so don't ou steal them unless you want me to go Majin on your scrany butt!
As always, this is a Free For Production which means the story is on us. SO enjoy and please share it with your friends.
Note: You can find out more about my girls if you look at "Trials and Trivulations", "Welcome to Domestique", and "Around Town"
Also, this takes place in the time between "They Have Arrived" and "They Have Returned".
Ps: Fanart for my fics can be found at
http://www.angelfire.com/ok4/Maythird/art.html
www.tangwebart.friendpages.com
With that said and done, on with the show!
Angelina and Anyanka run towards the middle of a hedge maze from two different directions. When they reach the center, they run toawrds each other and just when you think they're going to run into each other the two vanish in a rippling of silver light...
____________________________________________
7) DBZ TV
AJ Angelique
Angelina and Anyanka walked into the living room of their home in Domestique. It was late one Saturday night and the two had been out rasing hell again in their town and the DBZ realm. Anyanka flopped down face first on the couch while Angelina fell backwards into her favourite easy chair that was over stuffed and swallowed her up like a small cloud.
"Sitting in that chair can't be good for your back," Anyanka commented as she looked up at her sister.
"Shhh, comfy now," Angelina said as she curled up and snuggled into the chair. Anyanka rolled her eyes as she picked up the remote from the floor and turned on the TV to channel surf for some sort of Anime.
'Maybe they'll have some some decent hentai on tonight,' Anyanka thought as she licked her lips and found the TV was on Food Network...
"Welcome back to "Cooking With Vegeta" with our lucious host Prince Vegeta," a female voice said as a whole female audiance aplauded wildly as the Sayian prince walked into a studio kitchen wearing his blue body suit and a simply white apron...smiling for once.
"Hello and welcome back to the show. For those of you who have just joined us, we prepared a fruit salid and colored it pink to match my shirt I wore when I first met my son back when Frieza arrived on Earth," Vegeta said with his usual grin which received an collective love sigh from the whole audience.
"Now for a real treat, I'm going to teach you how to cook Fried Chicken. Now if someone would be nice enough to bring out the meat," Vegeta said as he turned to his right.
"Uh, he escaped sir," a stage hand said.
"What do you mean he escaped? I drugged his food so he would be asleep for a week!" Vegeta shouted angrily at the stage hand who cringed back in fear. Vegta then groaned as he put a hand to his head as if he was having an headache.
"Forget Kakorot, just bring me a normal chicken," Vegeta said. The stagehand did as he was told as the audiance memebers glanced at each other. Before long, the stage hand returned with a store bought precleaned chicken. Vegeta snatched it out of the stagehand's hand as he glared at him and the stage hand ran off to hide.
"Now, this is a very simple recipe so anyone can cook it. After adding your spices, just cook the chicken with a small ki blast and you're done," Vegeta said as the grin returned to his face. He lightly powedered the chicken with cajun spices and then blasted the poor defensless chicken with a medium size ki ball that charred the chicken to dust as everyone looked on stunned.
"Well, as you can see this is what happens when you use to much energy. Fortunatly, I have a premade example," Vegeta said and turned to the oven...
Anyanka bursted out laughing and woke Angelina from her nap as she changed the channle.
"Sorry," Anyanka said as Angelina glared at her before she yawned and turned to see what was on TV which was now on Oxygen and showing Piccolo demonstrating some Yoga positions.
"Hello," Anyanka said with a grin as she sat right up with a leary grin that made Angelina roll her eyes.
"What do you see in him?" Angelina asked with a light glare.
"Other than his good looks?" Anyanka asked as Angelina groaned.
"Well look at the guy tell me you're not attracted to him," Anyanka said. Angelina glanced at the screen as Piccolo was rolling up into a standing position as his shirt clung to his body and showed off his abs.
"I'm not attracted to him," Angelina said with hardly any emotion in her voice.
"I see. Well, I guess your tastes run in pink and..." Anyanka started only to be cut off by a pillow walloping her on the head. In the moment of being dazed Angelina grabbed the remote and changed the channel to Home and Garden...
"And now remeber that when you plant the bulbs to keep them far enough part so that the roots don't tangle and remember to water them often in the warmer months," Goku said with a grin grins as he looked into the camera as he was down on his knees in a Martha Stweart stlye garden...
The twins yelled in fright and Angelina quickly changed the channel to an all cartoon station...
A cartoon was playing featuring Cell walking with a very happy look on his face while flowers were dancing around him as he whistled some happy tune as birds flew around landed on him as if they were bestest freinds in the world.
"Dragon! Yon Dragon!" shouted some male voice. Cell looked to the right of the screen and the camera panned to show a gayly dressed knight in black armor.
"AGH! IT'S THE BLACK KNIGHT!" Cell shouted and ran away from the knight who proceeded to chase after him with an silver sword.
"Come back yon dragon! I wish to slay thee, but not with the sword in my hand!" the black knight shouted.
"NOOOOOOOOOO!" Cell shouted as tears began to stream from his eyes before the Black Knight finally caught Cell and dragged him kicking and screaming off screen...
The two sisters stared at the screen with stunned looks by their faces as sweat drops appeared by their faces. Anyanka grabbed the remote and quickly changed the channle to Cinemax...
The sceen showed a women in a white drapped bed and she was in the middle of making love with someone. Obviously this is some prono because this woman can't fake moaning and cooing as she thrusts up her oversized chest a bit to much into the camera. The camera foucuses on her mainly as it pans around and finally shows who's her lover...Frieza...
Anyanka shouts with fright and quickly changes the channle as she shudders.
"I think I've been scared for life," Anyanka said with a pout.
"Oh come on, don't tell me that didn't turn you on," Angelina said and Anyanka looked at her with a wide eye look.
"What?!"
"I wonder about you sometimes," Anyanka said as she turned back to the TV screen to see a comercial...
"Not only am I a sponser, I'm also a member," a bald headed Krillian said with a big grin as a the logo for "Krillian's Hair Club for Men" appeared on the screen...
Both sisters bursted into fits of laughter as they buried their faces into pillows so as not to wake anyone in the mansion. Once they regained their composure they looked up to see that the TV was on Animal Planet and on some sort of documentary with some guy in kakis sitting in a jeep in the middle of the urban jungle whom we'll call Steve Irwin...
"For weeks I have been studying the elusive Yamcha and his cub whom he calls Puar. From my studies, I have found that every Saturday the elusive Yamcha frequents these watering holes in order to attract an mate," Steve Iriwin said. Just as he finished apeaking, there can an scream off screen and the camera panned to the left just in time to see this whole crowd of women running away from Yamacha who was chasing after them like a crazed animal.
"Unfortunantly, he's yet to have any luck due to his lack of manners," Steve said, sadly...
As Anyanka laughed at this Angelina was pouting.
"What's wrong?" Anyanka asked when she noticed this.
"We should have taped it," Angelina said in a sad child's voice.
"Why? So we can laugh at it again?" Anyanka asked.
"No, so we could blackmail Yamacha," Angelina said with the biggest grin as Anyanka looked at her with one of those semi circle glares.
"What?!" Angelina asked as Anyanka sighed and changed the channel only to come upon another commerial...
ChiChi was sitting on a Bowflex working out wearing only a sports bra and bike shorts as her body glistened while some male voice talked about the product...
"Agh!" Anyanka shouted and quickly changed the channel and Angelina looked up confussed.
"What's wrong?" Angelina asked.
"I'm sick and tired of seeing Bow Flex comercials," Anyanka said.
"Even with a hot looking ChiChi endorsing the product?" Angelina asked.
"Even with a hot looking ChiChi endorsing the product," Anyanka said flatly.
"What if it was Bulma?" Angelina after a moment's silence. This only received her a glare and Angelina dropped the subject as she turned back to the TV to see that it was on MTV where they were currently showing one of Bulma's rock videos during Insomniac Theater which the girls watched as they dozed off to sleep later that night...
NED
Anyanka: ...who's NED?
AJ: Opps, sorry!
END
Anyanka: That's better.
Angelina: Perfectionist.
Anyanka: I know but you still love me (big grin).
Angelina: That's because you're so glompable (jumps on Anyanka's and hugs her)
Anyanka: HELP!!!
AJ : (sweatdrops)