'Dogs, Coffee, and Confessions'
Summary: More Jess/ Rory lovey-dovey ness, a little
bit of Lorelai and Luke.
Disclaimer: I don't own the characters. They belong to
the Wb. I'm just borrowing them.
Author's note: It's a bit shorter than the other's but
still has my unique writing style and charm. Heh.
There's a tiny part about the holidays, which could be
construed as religious. I don't mean to offend
anybody.

Act 1. Scene 1. Star's Hollow Center. Rory Gilmore and
Jess Mariano are walking through town arm in arm. The
song 'Learning To Breath'- Switchfoot is drowning out
all sound. Jess leans over and says something to
Rory. She laughs and swats his arm. Jess sees
something in the distance and steers Rory away
nonchalantly. Rory doesn't think anything of the
sudden change and continues to walk with him. As they
get into Luke's Jess looks once again over his
shoulder and sees what he saw before. Dean. Kissing a
girl. Seeing Rory starting to look out the window he
leans across the table they're sitting at and kisses
her.
Fade into opening montage...

Act 1. Scene 2. The Independence Inn. Morning. Lorelai
Gilmore is standing behind her desk looking through
folders. From a distance, Lorelai as always looks calm
and serene. Closer inspection proves Ms. Gilmore is a
nervous wreck.
L: Michel! Michel! Michel!
Michel (walks out of the kitchen a look of disgust on
his face): Yes?
Lorelai: Where are the forms for the Pedigree's dogs?
Michel: Dogs? What dogs? You cannot be serious that
dogs will be coming into this inn?
Lorelai (takes a calming breath): Yes Michel dogs. Not
even dogs really. Puppies. Little puppies. Without
sharp teeth. Or-
Michel: Stop! (he walks away) Dogs! In my inn! The
nerve.
Lorelai shakes her head at his retreating form.

Act 1. Scene 3. Lorelai walks into the kitchen of the
inn to talk to Sookie.
L: Sook, (her head in her hands, her elbows leaving on
a metal counter) you know that the dogs are on their
way?
Sookie nods.
Lorelai: well, if I can't find the release forms I
can't let them into the Inn, and the Pedigree account
is huge, and I can't risk losing it because of a
stupid little form, and-
Sookie: Sweetie?
Lorelai: Yeah?
Sookie: Breath.

Act 1. Scene 4. Luke's Diner. Rory enters and plops
down at a table. Lorelai walks in a minute later.
Rory and Lorelai (in unison): How was your day?
Rory: Horrible. Paris is making this huge deal about
the holiday issue of the Franklin. Huge deal. Says
because it's our year we have to make this the best
holiday issue ever.
Lorelai (while Rory is talking): I couldn't find the
Pedigree dog release forms. Not for three hours. I
searched the inn from top to bottom looking for them.
Then Michel walks in and-
Rory (while Lorelai is talking): So she says on the
day before holiday break when the Franklin goes out we
should dress up like a Christmas tree and a dreydel.
To show diversity. Are you believing this?
Lorelai: So I finally let those poor people in with
their dogs. Michel almost had a heart attack. (beat)
A christmas tree and a dreydel? Isn't that a bit
overboard just for a holiday issue of a high school
newspaper?
Rory: Paris is crazy. (beat) So Michel really went
nuts with dogs.? Hid the papers and everything?
Lorelai: And everything. He said he'd never set foot
in the inn again. Of course since he gets paid
tomorrow I assume he'll be there bright and early.
Rory nods.
Enter Jess walking down the stairs. His face lights
when he sees Rory.
Jess: Hey (kisses her forehead) I was just thinking
about you.
Rory (kisses his cheek): You should always be thinking
about me.
Jess (puts his hand over his heart): Always.
Lorelai: Spare me will you? God you two really need to
get a room. Wait-no. No. No. Please. Make out in
front of me all you want. No room will be gotten.
Understand?
Rory: Understood. Understood. We won't get a room.
Jess leans over and kisses her.
Lorelai: Ok-go out and take a walk. Not a room. A
walk.
Rory and Jess (in unison): A walk. (they link their
arms)
Luke walks over with a pot of coffee.
L: How can you let them-
Lorelai (waves her hand): They're young. And in lo- in
lust. They need a little freedom. And if I have to
witness another moment of lovey-dovey ness I swear I
will puke all over this nice table.
Luke: I would really appreciate it if you didn't.
Lorelai: I'll try not to, but you've gotta keep those
crazy kids away from me!
Luke (fills her cup with coffee): I'll try. But do
you see them? Kissing here, kissing there. It's
disgusting.
Lorelai downs her coffee and pinches his cheek.
L: One day Luke, you're gonna find that girl. And
you're gonna wanna hold her in your arms and never let
her go.
She smiles, pushes her chair in and exits. Luke
watches her leave and shakes his head.
Luke (under his breath): I've already found her, she
just has to see me.
end of spisode.