A/N: Sorry It took me so long to put this one up, I havn't been feeling all that creative and I've been stuck. Well, I'm still stuck and still not feeling very creative, but I have people waiting for this next chapter….Okay, okay, it's more like ONE PERSON…maybe two…as far as I know…REVIEW PEOPLE!!! So anyway, sorry if this is stupid or doesn't make sense, I'm just trying to move it along.

A/N2: Do I really need to keep doing this? We'll just pretend I do so I don't look stupid AND I don't get sued! Everybody wins. I don't Own any of these characters except the Narrator.

And The Random capitalization. It's in there. As always.

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Note To Self: Hide Harry's Clothes

heehee! Hi it's the narrator and I am positively giddy, because I have just bludgeoned Cho Chang. She looked at me wrong, I've been Harrowed lately, so sue me. You know perfectly well she deserved it.

Now, I know there was something I was supposed to look into what was it…what was it….? Feed my cat…? No……did that already. Call my mom…? No……don't want to. Pay my rent….? Aw Shit! That was it. Excuse me I have to go I'll be back. Hell, you won't notice, nothing happens without me… 

  Okay, I'm back. And it turns out I did have to feed my cat…anyway, time to get down to business. Wait…There still feels like there was something I was supposed to do….suck up to my boss…? No, I already did that and I got THIS gem of a job, oh, joy. Oh, Well, I know it had something to do with my job now…I'll go find Harry, maybe he knows.

The Narrator locates Harry in the boys Showers.

"HEY!!!" Shouts Harry. "I don't think you're supposed to be in here!"

Once again, the narrator is merely doing her job, its not my fault if this is where the story takes me. Anyway, The narrator, (me) has come to ask you if you know What I'm supposed to remember.

Harry walks over, wraps a towel around his waist, much to the narrator's disappointment, and says, "Huh?"

Well, because I got into beating the crap outa—um, I mean, My job. And forgot, and since you've been around all this time, I just thought you might know. It had something you and Draco in the closet….

Harry lets out a strangely High-pitched cry. "What?" he says, "I don't know what you're talking about. That never happened."

Yeah it did. I have it on tape. Lucky for me I had my "Note to self" tape recorder with me. My recorder! I can go through my notes to self, I must have said something about what I'm trying to remember. The narrator pulls a little black box out of her pocket and pushes play.

Note to self: Stop Expecting My Goldfish To Feed Itself.

Note to self: Call Mom

Note to self: Nevermind, don't Call Mom.

Note To self: See Doctor About this Rash

Heh heh….SSSQQQQQQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE the narrator fast forwards the tape. We can skip that…

Note To self: Club Cho Chang With Something That Will Hurt

Note to self: Eat Shepard's Pie

Note to self: Move to Greenland

Note to self: Nevermind. Too Cold there.

Note To self: Look into This 'Narrator Prank' Draco Spoke of

AHA! Here we are! Now I remember! Now, Harry, Dear, 'fess up.

Harry looks uncomfortable. "If You Recall, I said it wasn't MY narrator prank."

Well, Explain Yourself, because if this was just some stunt to piss me off and drive me nuts you have succeeded.

 "I'm Sure there's a good reason for it!" said Harry nervously, "it was Dumbledore's Idea…"

WHAT!!! Why the hell would he do that???? I don't believe you. Remove your towel.

"What?"

Oh, sorry, Freudian Slip.

"Oh, ok."

Now, take me to Dumbledore. NOW.

"Er, can I put my Clothes on first?"

NO. you Heard me. Take me to Dumbledore NOW.!

So Harry, Wearing naught but a towel, Leads the Narrator through Hogwarts. Along the way, they pick up a sort of demented entourage. This includes, but is not limited to:

Ginny Weasley. (of course! It's Harry Wearing nothing but a towel, Where else would She be?) Fred and George Weasley (they are busy trying to pull the towel off… The Narrator wonders about this but is far too disappointed that She had allowed Harry to magic the Towel snug. Oh well…) Ron Weasley (who Fred Has Hexed and now has Donkey ears.) Seamus Finnigan and Dean Thomas. (doing nothing interesting) Parvati Patil (looking Pleased) Snape (Singing Show Tunes) (?) Hermione Granger (giggling Madly and dancing a jig…) (?) Draco Malfoy (Also Giggling madly, but for a different reason than Hermione, and cheering Fred and George on…….) Percy Weasly Squawking about how may rules were being broken Colin And Denis Creevy. (Jumping up and down overexcitedly) Several Dogs. (?)

And many more by the time they reached Dumbledore's Office. Okay, does anyone know the password? 

Silence.

Son of a—just as the narrator was about to finish, The Gargoyle stepped aside and Dumbledore appeared.

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ok, there. I'm leaving you hanging. But it's you're fault. You people Aren't reviewing like you should!!!!!!! And to Claire, Hi Claire. And to Me123, She reviewed more than once, that makes her special. Goomba did too, but she's just my sister. ANYWAY, Sorry, That the uh, "Plot" Didn't go to far, but there was nudity…Harry Nudity. Ten times better. Where to go from here? Any Suggestions? I'm open here. Review.