Disclaimer: I don't own Labyrinth or Fushigi Yuugi, though I do want Bowie and Tasuki. ::evil grin::
So without further ado, The first installment of:
The Mysterious Maze
"Stop it! I mean it, stop it this instant!" He silenced her cries with a kiss. "Come on my little miko, it's not *that* bad now is it?" "Yes it is! You know I have to stay a virgin, why make it this far only to lose it all?" Miaka and Tamahome were in her room, not surprisingly on the bed. His hand was, well, let's just say we can't see it right now, hmm? He was pinning her against the bed with his body and her uniform was partially off. Miaka
offered a quick prayer to Suzaku and pushed him to the floor. "I said stop" "Aww Miaka, I was just trying to have some fun," he whined. She stopped at the door and sighed. "If there were such things as goblins, I'd wish they would come and take you away right now!" She cried, running out into the hallway. A strangled cry stopped her in her tracks. Miaka spun back around to her room to find it shrouded in darkness. "T-tama? Tamahome?" A tap at the window made her gasp. A snowy white owl was banging itself against the window. "Poor owl!" She threw it open to let it in, only to be thrown to the floor. Where she had been, there was now a gorgeous man with spiky blonde hair. But she didn't notice him at first. "Augh! I just swept in here, where'd all this glitter come from?!" (Author's Note: Miaka's been taking housekeeping lessons from Nuriko to learn to be a better wife to Tama-kins) Then she saw the Goblin king. Sweatdropping for not noticing him earlier, and drooling over him now, she was stunned to have such a hottie standing above her in her bedroom.
Jareth couldn't believe it. He takes away this man, and comes in to find a girl kneeling in front of him. "Are you planning on staying there, or…" He looked pointedly over at her bed. He got the desired effect. She jumped up and was glowering at him. "What have you done to my boyfriend?" "I only did what you told me to do." "Well undo it! I need him." "Of course you do." Jareth looks over at the bed again. "But do you really *need* someone like him? How about someone endowed with some talent, hmm?" "I will not sleep with you." "I meant this," he pulls a crystal out of thin air. Miaka stares at it. (A/N: Ooh, shiny.) "What's that?" "It's just a crystal, nothing more. But if you turn it this way, it will show you your dreams." "Why daydream with a crystal when with Tamahome I can make them come true?" "Why not let me make your wildest dreams come true." Seductively he went over to her. (A/N: How can he do something *not* sexy?) "No! Now give him back Mullet Man!" Ouch. She showed more fire and determination than Sarah at this stage. "Fine, you can find him within my castle in the middle of my labyrinth." He wasn't going to give her another chance to turn back. That mullet comment hurt. "You have thirteen hours before your boyfriend becomes one of us forever." Jareth disappeared to go see his stylist.
Miaka approached the outer walls with a feeling of growing apprehension. Why couldn't Yui have wished him away. She was the smart one. And what was that smell? She turned to see a red-haired man passed out in a fountain, which appeared to be full of sake. "Mister." She shook him. "Mister." A hand shot to her throat. "Whaddya want?" "How do I enter the Labyrinth?" "Ya use the doors o' course." "Yes, but where are the doors?" "In that wall. Girls are idiots." "Show me where the doors are." "Who are you to order me around? Jareth don't even do dat an' I work for 'im." "I'm Miaka." "Oh, you." Grumbling, he pushed the hidden door open. Reading from the bottle, he continued. "I'm Tasuki. Call for me if you need sake help. Sake help? Damn, I gotta get me some help from this bottle." Downs it, then passes out again. "Ech. Well, there's no time like the present to start my quest." She skipped happily down the corridor, beginning her long journey.
Five skips later, she fell flat on her face.
Hope you like this first chapter, more to come soon along with an explanation for Jareth's "mullet" and anything else that needs explaining.