We (The spork ladies) Own nothing.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
One spork to rule them all
One spork to find them
One spork to bring them all
And in darkness bind them.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
After the forging of the One ring, Sauron decided to celebrate his victory.
Celebration in Mordor meant a bottle of cheap elf liquor and a plate of tuna salad
But Alas!! The dark lord had nothing to eat his tuna salad with. In A drunken stupor, the dark lord Sauron made something...unnatural.
In the fires of Mount Doom he poured his hunger, frustration, and annoyance of bad TV sitcoms. Thus the ONE SPORK was made. Sauron now could eat his tuna salad, and proceed to passout on the floor.
But when morning came, Sauron found himself foggy about the events of the night before. Things that should have not been forgotten were lost. And so begins the story of LORD OF THE SPORK
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
One spork to rule them all
One spork to find them
One spork to bring them all
And in darkness bind them.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
After the forging of the One ring, Sauron decided to celebrate his victory.
Celebration in Mordor meant a bottle of cheap elf liquor and a plate of tuna salad
But Alas!! The dark lord had nothing to eat his tuna salad with. In A drunken stupor, the dark lord Sauron made something...unnatural.
In the fires of Mount Doom he poured his hunger, frustration, and annoyance of bad TV sitcoms. Thus the ONE SPORK was made. Sauron now could eat his tuna salad, and proceed to passout on the floor.
But when morning came, Sauron found himself foggy about the events of the night before. Things that should have not been forgotten were lost. And so begins the story of LORD OF THE SPORK