We (The greatest of spork ladies) own nothing. But if we did, Legolas would constantly be...occupied.
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Gandalf watched Frodo nervously. He decided to make sure of his theory.
"Throw the spork into the fire, Frodo!" he commanded. Frodo just stared at him with a blank look on his face, so Gandalf walked over and hit Frodo's hand, knocking the spork into the fire. Gandalf quickly retrieved the spork via the fire tongs.
"Here, take it. It's quite cool" He gave it back to Frodo. "Do you see any markings?"
Frodo examined the beautiful spork and answered. "Yes. Yes, I do."
A brief moment of silence followed until Gandalf become annoyed. "Well? What does it say?"
Frodo read the inscription. "Doom Doom Doomie Doom."
Gandalf closed his eyes, deep in thought. He was sure of it now. "Frodo, you possess the One Spork, made by the Dark Lord himself. It must be destroyed!" He opened his eyes to see that he was in a hobbitless room. Frodo had gone into the kitchen to fix something to eat. Gandalf followed after him and watched as Frodo stuffed half a pie into his mouth.
"You will need to leave quickly. Here in a moment, I will drag Sam in here to go with you. Then you need to go get Merry and Pippin yourself, to save time. I will meet you in Rivendell, understood?" Gandalf asked. Frodo nodded his head, his mouth full of a unidentified substance.
Gandalf went and found Sam, drug him inside and got them on their way. As Frodo and Sam ran out the door, Frodo could clearly be heard yelling "Team Rocket is blasting off again!!"
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Gandalf watched Frodo nervously. He decided to make sure of his theory.
"Throw the spork into the fire, Frodo!" he commanded. Frodo just stared at him with a blank look on his face, so Gandalf walked over and hit Frodo's hand, knocking the spork into the fire. Gandalf quickly retrieved the spork via the fire tongs.
"Here, take it. It's quite cool" He gave it back to Frodo. "Do you see any markings?"
Frodo examined the beautiful spork and answered. "Yes. Yes, I do."
A brief moment of silence followed until Gandalf become annoyed. "Well? What does it say?"
Frodo read the inscription. "Doom Doom Doomie Doom."
Gandalf closed his eyes, deep in thought. He was sure of it now. "Frodo, you possess the One Spork, made by the Dark Lord himself. It must be destroyed!" He opened his eyes to see that he was in a hobbitless room. Frodo had gone into the kitchen to fix something to eat. Gandalf followed after him and watched as Frodo stuffed half a pie into his mouth.
"You will need to leave quickly. Here in a moment, I will drag Sam in here to go with you. Then you need to go get Merry and Pippin yourself, to save time. I will meet you in Rivendell, understood?" Gandalf asked. Frodo nodded his head, his mouth full of a unidentified substance.
Gandalf went and found Sam, drug him inside and got them on their way. As Frodo and Sam ran out the door, Frodo could clearly be heard yelling "Team Rocket is blasting off again!!"