Disclaimer: We dun own Dragon Ball Z or Who want's to be a millionaire, 'cause if we did we wouldn't sitting around here typing, we'd have gone off on a major shopping spree!!!!
by Saiyan Fury
Authors note:
Black Fury:Ok, Purple Saiyan finally got her act together and gave me the prototype not that long ago so chapter two is finally up and running.
Purple Saiyan: Well, excccccccccccuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuusssssssssseeeeeeeee me!! It's not my fault that I got distracted!!
Black Fury: Yeah well you are so lucky, you've got me around to fix things up.
Purple Saiyan: What? You?? You haven't fixed anything!!
Black Fury: Your the one with that stupid paragraph problem!
Purple Saiyan: It's not a problem, it's just a thing that is wrong with me.
Black Fury: * shrugging* Same difference.
Purple Saiyan: Don't you mean same thing?
Black Fury: Whatever. Anyway......Shoot! You made me forget what I was about to type!!!
Purple Saiyan: Sucked in!
Black Fury: How on earth did I get stuck with writing a story with you??
Purple Saiyan: Dunno, but we aren't on Earth.
Black Fury: Correction; You aren't FROM earth.
Purple Saiyan: .....
Black Fury: Hehehehe....I win. Any way here's chapter two!
Purple Saiyan: Yeah, its gonna be the last one too, cause you can't make a game show go for very long!
Black Fury: Oh? Back from the land of the speechless so soon??
Purple Saiyan: Whateva. Here's chapter Two.
Round Two!!
" Welcome back to Who wants to be a millionaire and welcome to round two! As you probably know here tonight we have the entire Z gang joining us. We have six contestants left , two life lines and sixteen hundred dollars won for in spending money!" Eddie exclaimed, " So on with the show! Please take a seat Gohan!"
Gohan sat down quickly.
" All right Gohan, for thirty- two thousand dollars, Who, in the Z gang, has a hairdo that resembles a carrot? A- Goku, B- Frieza, C- Future Trunks , D- Vegeta." Eddie looked at Gohan directly in the eye.
" Um..." Gohan cast his eyes across the gang, " Vegeta definitely, D, I chose D."
" Locking in D...." Eddie punched some buttons on the computer.
" WHAT?!?!?!" Vegeta roared. " How dare YOU!! My hair doesn't even remotely resemble a carrot!"
" You should check in a mirror sometime then." Snapped Chi-Chi as she walked back in, " Oops I forgot! The mirror might CRACK."
" I like it though! So leave it like it is! It's so....." Bulma wrinkled her forehead, thinking," Carrotish."
Vegeta crossed his arms and pouted.
" The correct answer is........D!" Eddie shrunk away from Vegeta who was slowly advancing towards him.
" Chi-Chi...please take a seat...." Said Eddie, as he finally sat down, concentrating one eye on the computer thing and the other on Vegeta, who looked like he was gonna attack at any moment...
"So, whats my question Eddie?" Asked Chi-Chi, sitting down in the 'Hot Seat'.
"Your question is" Said Eddie, pausing for a moment, to keep everyone in suspense. "For $32,000, the question is: Who's shirt almost always gets torn off in battle? A.vegeta B.Gohan C.Goku D.Piccolo."
Chi-Chi thought for a minute. "Well, I'm going to ask the audience...I don't see the battles!"
Eddie nodded and faced the camera. "Well, Ladies and Gentlemen, Chi-Chi has decided to count on the audience..will they help her?" Eddie asks the audience the question and a few seconds later the results come in!
" Alright, 100% go for Goku, and 4% go for Piccolo..wait, how does that work? There is 104% of people? Someone call in Archimedes!!" Said Eddie, looking rather surprised at the results.
"Anyway, Eddie, I'm locking in C, Goku." Said Chi Chi, looking at Piccolo, who was doing the percentage problem.
"Okay, locking in C........you have just won $32,000!!!!!!!!!" Yelled Eddie, half of him being happy for them, the other half completely stunned that they have gotten this far.
Chi-Chi cheered along with the rest of the crowd, and jumped into Goku's arms saying:"THANK YOU, YOU SHIRTLESS HUNK OF A GUY!!!!" Which freaked everyone out, causing them to shut up and sit down.
"Oooookay.."Said Eddie."Now, Piccolo, up you come!!"
Piccolo walked to the hot seat, which was surprisingly cold, and sat down.
"Okay Piccy, for $64,000, you must correctly answer this question!" Said Eddie.
"Don't you darn call me PICCY?" Piccolo remarked, sarcastically.
"If you say so Piccy!!" Yelled Eddie, smirking.
Piccolo glared at Eddie, who cringed and said "Okay, anywhodoodle, the question is: What two ingredients makes up water? Your options are: A. Neurone and Sugar. B.Hydrogen and Oxygen. C. Paper and Butter menthols. D. Purple-Saiyan and Black Fury."
( Author's note:
Black Fury: What on EARTH made you type that???
Purple Saiyan: * dancing a ballet * I wanted to be in the story!!
Black Fury: * staring at the tu-tu* I guess you pay extra for bright.)
Piccolo looked shocked and dismayed at how easy this question is. "B!B!B!B!B!B!B!B!B!B!B!B!B!B!B!B!B!B!B!B!B!B!B!B!B!B!B!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He yelled, jumping up and down, waving his turban in the air. Everyone stared at Piccolo's, rare and unusual out burst. Piccolo stopped jumping, cleared his throat and started to hum "God save New Zealand"
( Author's note:
Purple Saiyan: Sorry for butting in here AGAIN but I have to ask BF sommat.
Black Fury: Fire away.
Purple Saiyan: * confused* But I ain't got no gun.
Black Fury: * sighing* What did you want to ask me?
Purple Saiyan: Oh! That,...What is it with you and that NZ anthem??
Black Fury: It was the first thing that came to my mind.
Purple Saiyan: Type an interesting tune to hum on MY story for once.
Black Fury: Oh its YOUR story now is it?!?!
Purple Saiyan: Yup.
Balck Fury: I am soo gonna kill you, except I won't let the readers see, coz then I'd have to raise the rateings...so do continue to read and if by any chance you here the sounds of someone in PAIN, just pretend you didn't hear anything. )
Eddie laughed, and locked in B. "CORRECT FOR $64,000!!!!"
Piccolo looked as though he was about to jump up and down but thought better of it. Suddenly, the phone rang.."Hello, WWTBAM, Eddie speaking." Is what the host said, as he picked up the phone. "What? They're gone? We paid good money for them! That's it Socrates, your fired!" Yelled Eddie, hanging up the phone in a raging fit. Everyone cheers. "EDDIE! EDDIE! EDDIE!" As the raging idiot jumped around tearing everything possible into shreads.
*10 Minutes later...*
"And that's why, ladies and gentlemen, our friends Tien, Chioutzu, and Bulma will not be attending the rest of this show."
The audience gasped. Could THREE of the contestants had been attacked by Purple-Saiyans best friend Minami? Impossible! But fact is fact, and the show must go on.
( Black Fury: CUUUUUUUUUTTT!! Purple Saiyan has a best friend??
(( This space is reversed in memory of Purple Saiyan who is, oh so currently not in any condition to type.)))
"Vegeta! Your up!" Hollered Eddie, gesturing for Vegeta to come to the seat.
" I refuse to sit down there!" Vegeta snorted and stood in his famous position ( arms crossed and legs apart.)
" Why? There's nothing wrong with it is there?" Eddie looked nervously down at the chair.
" Well.....," But suddenly Vegeta stopped and listen. That music which sounded like a bad choir singing was playing. Vegeta frowned and stamped to that middle place thingy with the curtains ( A/N: you known what I mean right?), He looked carefully behind the curtains.
" Arr...Vegeta, what's wrong?" Eddie inquired.
" Where are you hiding the darn CHOIR!!!" He yelled, " I insist that they stop their confounded singing right now!!!"
" Huh?? Oh that! That's just a tape..." Eddie lifted a tape player up from under the table and sure enough the choir sounds were coming from it.
Vegeta stepped forward carefully, " How'd you fit them all in there?"
Eddie blinked in confusion, " Fit what??"
" A WHOLE BLOODY CHOIR?!?!!?" Vegeta roared.
" Oh! There isn't a choir in there, it's just a recording of there voices!" Eddie laughed.
" Oh that's ok then!" Vegeta quickly sent a ki blast at it and blowing it up and singeing Eddies eyebrows.
" Right, well on with the show...for $500, 000...What would you do if your son was in trouble? A- Blast him to bits, B- save him, C- Pretend that you don't care and kill there one hurting him, D- All of the above..arr...somehow...man I really need to talk to the guy who write out the questions!!" Eddie shook his head.
" We'll....is Trunks in the room?" Vegeta turned his head left then right.
" No." Eddie lied.
" Good then I'd chose C." Vegeta crossed him arms.
" Awww! Daddy I'm touch! You would?? Would you REALLY daddy??" Trunks zoomed up to his father.
" What? You said-?!! I'm going to get you Eddie!!" Vegeta snarled as his son chased him out of the room.
" Hehehehe, anyway the correct answer is C! So you've won yourself $500,000!! Now for Goku for ONE MILLION DOLLARS....gee just sit in the hot seat." Eddie smiled.
Goku was to busy chasing a butterfly.
" Arr...Goku? Do you like butterflies or sommat??" Eddie smiled.
" Yeah well......I'm just weird." Goku smiled happily
" Do you think I didn't know that already?" Eddie laughed
" Um.........that's a phone a friend question." Goku bit his lip.
" How about you ask the audience?" Eddie added
" That never works unless its easy. What are the possibilities?" Goku inquired.
" The possibilities are: A-yes B-yes C-yes D-yes." Eddie answered
" I think I'll guess.....C-yes." Goku exclaimed.
" Ok....the question is 'do you think I didn't know that already?' for one million dollars and we are locking in C..." Eddie continued, " Ok and the correct answer is...I'll tell you after the loo break!"
Eddie dashed off to the 'Gents'.
Silence......
*Crickets chirp*
" I'm back!!" Eddie smiled.
" Wow..." Goku beamed, " Did you flush and wash?"
" Do you really want to know???" Eddie stepped away from Goku.
" Not really it just went with the situation." Goku smiled happily.
" Right...anywhodoodle...the correct answer for one million dollars is...." Eddie took a deep breath.
* Drum roll*
" The suspence is killing me!" Goku jumped up.
* Slightly louder drum roll*
"....." Everyone sat stunned.
* Slightlyer louder drum roll*
* A bit louder drum roll*
" This could go on for a long time." Observed Bulma, who was bad with her arm in a sling.
* Medium level loudness drum roll*
* big thumping bang with the beater which completely annihilates the drum*
* Officals panic and send in new drum..*
* The drummer dies of a heart attack*
* People scream and call in new drummer..*
" JUST GET ON WITH IT WILL YOU!!!" Vegeta shouted, who was bad in the room with Trunks under his arm.
* Nobody can drum so they call in the local butcher..*
* Vegeta gets so pissed that he slices the butcher in half*
* Butcher glues himself together*
* Butcher can't find beater so uses a ham leg*
* Vegeta blows up the 'Who wants to be a millionaire computer and gets a check, forges Eddies signature and runs out screaming 'Eureka! I found it!*
* The police shoot Vegeta*
* Goku rushes off to get the Dragon balls*
* Vegeta gets wished back to life by Goku*
* Vegeta gets Goku to kill almost everyone, Goku keeps his pureheart still ( somehow), and flies off on the nimbus, never to be seen again....or at least for ten minutes*
* Meanwhile Trunks blasts off Vegeta's head..*
* Vegeta sics Goten onto everyone*
(( wat headless?))
*Goten is victorious, and Vegeta gives him a hug*
Audience: aaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
* Before Goten kills him*
Everyone: YYYYYYEEEEEEEYYYY!!!!!!!
* Vegeta dodges ki blast from Goten, vowes never to hug a guy again, and flies out of the...arena?*
(( This waz happening in a arena?))
* It was coz I said so*
* Chi-Chi bashes Vegeta over the head with a frying pan..*
* Vegeta makes Chi-Chi disappear into one of Bulma's capsules*
" Arr....anywhodoodle the correct answer is C!! Congrads!" Eddie beamed at Goku when he returned
" Wow!! I won a million dollars! Im sooooooooo happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm a millionaire!!" Cried Goku.
" Arr.....well we never got the checks off Vegeta so you actually won nothing..." Eddie corrected him.
" Oh okay!" Goku smiled happily as he flew off back into the sunset.
~* The End*~
Author's note:
Black Fury: I've finished the inprovements!!
Purple Saiyan: What? On me or on the story?
Black Fury: * evilly smiling* Both.
Purple Saiyan: Any way, I'm fine to any one who cares! And this is the last chapter of our only story!!
Black Fury: And I doubt that there will be another one....Purple Saiyan is so hard to work with.
Purple Saiyan: ...Unless we get enough encouragement e.i. REVIEWS. So please review!! And we may return!!
Black Fury: Yeah but in the mean time please check out some of your individual stories;
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Black Fury: You really should write another story PS, It looks a bit unfair...
Purple Saiyan: Better to have one really well WELL write story than TWO rubbishie ones!!
Black Fury: Well I think I'll let the readers decide. Your mission, if you wish to except it is to go and read these three story, review them then VOTE on whos story is the BEST!!
Purple Saiyan: Anyone who votes for me gets a cookie!!
Black Fury: Oy! That's bribery!!
Purple Saiyan: Gotta love it!!
Black Fury: Any way please vote for PS or myself and PLEASE REVIEW this story!
Both: * giddying waving* BBBBBBBBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!