We ( The magical spork ladies) Own nothing. YES!! YOU HEARD ME!! NOTHING!!
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Sam and Frodo trudged on. They had just stopped to rest from climbing down some deep slopes. Sam threw his bag onto the ground, hoping against hope that Frodo would be silent. Sam looked up and saw it. Not very far off, Gollum was climbing down towards them.
"Frodo, look! Gollum!" Sam whispered to the other hobbit. Frodo opened his mouth to say something, but Sam quickly put his hand over Frodo's mouth.
"Shhh!" Sam hushed him.
Sam and Frodo moved towards Gollum cautiously. Just then, Gollum fell, and Sam quickly ran over, grabbed him and pulled him up. Gollum hissed with anger, turning to Sam and leering at him.
"How YOU doin'?" Gollum hissed at Sam. Sam jumped back and scrambled away quickly behind Frodo, who had Sting out.
"You're a vile piece of humanity! You don't deserve to breathe the same air as decent human beings." Frodo said, staring coldly at Gollum. He knew what Gollum was after -- The One Spork.
"Gollum knows the way to Mordor, he doesss" Gollum hissed, knowing that was where Sam and Frodo were headed. Frodo detached Sam from him and held his mighty spork above his head.
"Swear by the One Spork!!" Frodo announced. Gollum looked confused.
"Swear what? What does nasstttyy and sstinky hobbit want us to swear?" Gollum asked.
"I think Mr. Too-Much-Cologne is the pot calling the kettle stinky." Frodo commented.
"That you will show us the way to Mordor. And you won't kill us." Sam answered. "Or leer at us," he quickly added.
"We swear on the precious spork, we won't kills you." Gollum whimpered, in awe of the sporkness. "Let us see the precious..." Gollum stopped, seeing the fierce and defiant look in Frodo's eyes.
"Your mouth is open. Sound is coming from it. This is never good." Frodo growled at him, and put Sting back. He pointed at a spot on the ground where Gollum would sit.
Sam was repeatedly pounding his head against the rock wall in fustration. Not only did he have to deal with Frodo, but he now had to endure Gollum, who now sat away from them, muttering.
"Bad dog... ruff" Gollum mumbled, watching Sam and Frodo fall off to sleep.
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Sam and Frodo trudged on. They had just stopped to rest from climbing down some deep slopes. Sam threw his bag onto the ground, hoping against hope that Frodo would be silent. Sam looked up and saw it. Not very far off, Gollum was climbing down towards them.
"Frodo, look! Gollum!" Sam whispered to the other hobbit. Frodo opened his mouth to say something, but Sam quickly put his hand over Frodo's mouth.
"Shhh!" Sam hushed him.
Sam and Frodo moved towards Gollum cautiously. Just then, Gollum fell, and Sam quickly ran over, grabbed him and pulled him up. Gollum hissed with anger, turning to Sam and leering at him.
"How YOU doin'?" Gollum hissed at Sam. Sam jumped back and scrambled away quickly behind Frodo, who had Sting out.
"You're a vile piece of humanity! You don't deserve to breathe the same air as decent human beings." Frodo said, staring coldly at Gollum. He knew what Gollum was after -- The One Spork.
"Gollum knows the way to Mordor, he doesss" Gollum hissed, knowing that was where Sam and Frodo were headed. Frodo detached Sam from him and held his mighty spork above his head.
"Swear by the One Spork!!" Frodo announced. Gollum looked confused.
"Swear what? What does nasstttyy and sstinky hobbit want us to swear?" Gollum asked.
"I think Mr. Too-Much-Cologne is the pot calling the kettle stinky." Frodo commented.
"That you will show us the way to Mordor. And you won't kill us." Sam answered. "Or leer at us," he quickly added.
"We swear on the precious spork, we won't kills you." Gollum whimpered, in awe of the sporkness. "Let us see the precious..." Gollum stopped, seeing the fierce and defiant look in Frodo's eyes.
"Your mouth is open. Sound is coming from it. This is never good." Frodo growled at him, and put Sting back. He pointed at a spot on the ground where Gollum would sit.
Sam was repeatedly pounding his head against the rock wall in fustration. Not only did he have to deal with Frodo, but he now had to endure Gollum, who now sat away from them, muttering.
"Bad dog... ruff" Gollum mumbled, watching Sam and Frodo fall off to sleep.