Okay, first off I'd like to say thanks to Flutegirl152 for telling me about
fanfiction.net, and giving me some ideas (like the Random Squirrel.) Thank
Linzy for the random squirrel idea by the way!!! Well this is my first
fic! Be sure to review it. Here goes nothing!
The story takes place after Link and Zelda marry. Then Zelda's father dies, so Link and Zelda become king and queen.
Link yawned. "Being king of Hyrule is harder than it seems," he said sleepily. "I need a nice long nap."
Link instantly started snoring loudly, murmuring about monkeys. Zelda, who was sleeping next to him, was getting kind of ticked off at her husband.
"Oh, he can be such a dork sometimes," Zelda sighed. She went out into the courtyard and came back with a chicken.
"WAKE UP!" she shouted, creaming Link with the chicken.
"AAAHHHHH! The monkeys have returned!" he yelped.
Zelda put her hands on her hips. "Sounds like you were having another nightmare."
"Me? No, of course not----AAAAAAHHHHHHH, THE MONKEYS!!!
"Ugh, how long will this last?" Zelda walked outside to get away from Link, who was really freaking her out.
Link fell back to sleep. He began to talk to the monkeys.
But little did he know, the evil Ganondorf was still alive, and very well. And also with an evil craving for revenge.
Ganondorf, who was standing at the castle gate, was getting very annoyed. "How do you open this thing," he grumbled.
"Scale the wall," hinted the narrator.
Ganondorf blinked. "uh.Thank you."
"Your welcome."
So then he started to scale the wall, a very laborious task. When he reached the top, he climbed through the open window.
Ganondorf grinned evilly. "Now I will pounce on my arch-enemy, and put him in this plastic bag," he whispered to himself. "Then, I will toss him out into the pit of death!!!"
(A/N: Don't ask what the pit of death is, I don't know.)
But just as Ganondorf was about to spring, Link started to get weird again.
"The monkeys want some cheese," he mumbled, and got up, sleepwalking.
Ganondorf had already jumped, and couldn't reverse direction. He landed on the bed, bounced, and smacked into the floor.
"That's gonna hurt in the morning," he groaned. Ganondorf gasped, and quickly covered his mouth. But it was too late. Link woke up, startled. He saw the creep instantly.
"The monkeys have come for my brain!!!" he shouted, and picked Ganondorf up. In a flash Ganondorf was out the window. Surprisingly, he survived, after landing in the moat.
"AAARGH!!!. That guy!" roared Ganondorf. "This is ridiculous! I can't beat him by myself! I-."
Just then, the villain had an evil idea. He smiled with glee.
"I'll get you next time, Link. Just watch me. Mwa ha ha ha ha, ha ha HA!
Ganondorf whistled as he made his way to the core computer system of the GameCube he lived in. How did he know where it is and how to get there? Well.let's just say he's special.
Anyway, once he arrived, he was confronted by two guards.
"Excuse me sir, but your not allowed past this point."
"You can't stop me. All you have is a flashlight."
"Oh yeah, well I use long lasting batteries. Ha ha! Ha-wait."
There is an uncomfortably long silence.
"RANDOM SQUIRREL!" shouted one of the guards.
The other guard scratched his head.
Ganondorf uses this distraction to his advantage, building up a powerful energy ball, and blasting them both to kingdom come.
Nothing left in his path, he entered the core computer.
Once inside, Ganondorf searched for the thing he was looking for: The teleporter! It has the power to transport anyone in the GameCube system into a Playstation!
(A/N: PS2 is better than GameCube!!!)
At last, he found the teleporter.
As he activated it, the computer asked, "Which game would you like to be transported to?"
Ganondorf smiled slyly. "Final Fantasy VII."
TO BE CONTINUED.
The story takes place after Link and Zelda marry. Then Zelda's father dies, so Link and Zelda become king and queen.
Link yawned. "Being king of Hyrule is harder than it seems," he said sleepily. "I need a nice long nap."
Link instantly started snoring loudly, murmuring about monkeys. Zelda, who was sleeping next to him, was getting kind of ticked off at her husband.
"Oh, he can be such a dork sometimes," Zelda sighed. She went out into the courtyard and came back with a chicken.
"WAKE UP!" she shouted, creaming Link with the chicken.
"AAAHHHHH! The monkeys have returned!" he yelped.
Zelda put her hands on her hips. "Sounds like you were having another nightmare."
"Me? No, of course not----AAAAAAHHHHHHH, THE MONKEYS!!!
"Ugh, how long will this last?" Zelda walked outside to get away from Link, who was really freaking her out.
Link fell back to sleep. He began to talk to the monkeys.
But little did he know, the evil Ganondorf was still alive, and very well. And also with an evil craving for revenge.
Ganondorf, who was standing at the castle gate, was getting very annoyed. "How do you open this thing," he grumbled.
"Scale the wall," hinted the narrator.
Ganondorf blinked. "uh.Thank you."
"Your welcome."
So then he started to scale the wall, a very laborious task. When he reached the top, he climbed through the open window.
Ganondorf grinned evilly. "Now I will pounce on my arch-enemy, and put him in this plastic bag," he whispered to himself. "Then, I will toss him out into the pit of death!!!"
(A/N: Don't ask what the pit of death is, I don't know.)
But just as Ganondorf was about to spring, Link started to get weird again.
"The monkeys want some cheese," he mumbled, and got up, sleepwalking.
Ganondorf had already jumped, and couldn't reverse direction. He landed on the bed, bounced, and smacked into the floor.
"That's gonna hurt in the morning," he groaned. Ganondorf gasped, and quickly covered his mouth. But it was too late. Link woke up, startled. He saw the creep instantly.
"The monkeys have come for my brain!!!" he shouted, and picked Ganondorf up. In a flash Ganondorf was out the window. Surprisingly, he survived, after landing in the moat.
"AAARGH!!!. That guy!" roared Ganondorf. "This is ridiculous! I can't beat him by myself! I-."
Just then, the villain had an evil idea. He smiled with glee.
"I'll get you next time, Link. Just watch me. Mwa ha ha ha ha, ha ha HA!
Ganondorf whistled as he made his way to the core computer system of the GameCube he lived in. How did he know where it is and how to get there? Well.let's just say he's special.
Anyway, once he arrived, he was confronted by two guards.
"Excuse me sir, but your not allowed past this point."
"You can't stop me. All you have is a flashlight."
"Oh yeah, well I use long lasting batteries. Ha ha! Ha-wait."
There is an uncomfortably long silence.
"RANDOM SQUIRREL!" shouted one of the guards.
The other guard scratched his head.
Ganondorf uses this distraction to his advantage, building up a powerful energy ball, and blasting them both to kingdom come.
Nothing left in his path, he entered the core computer.
Once inside, Ganondorf searched for the thing he was looking for: The teleporter! It has the power to transport anyone in the GameCube system into a Playstation!
(A/N: PS2 is better than GameCube!!!)
At last, he found the teleporter.
As he activated it, the computer asked, "Which game would you like to be transported to?"
Ganondorf smiled slyly. "Final Fantasy VII."
TO BE CONTINUED.