Oh no! The arrival of chapter 2! INSANITY! Okay sure whatever. Here it
is: The Chaotic Combination. By the way, I read Rhonda's review, and I
can't put it under "crossover", because my computer won't let me. I don't
know why. Anyway:
The last chapter was a little hazy, but what takes place now is Ganondorf carrying out his "evil plot":
Ganondorf arrived in the PlayStation dimension with a bang. He cackled like a weird guy. "Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy," laughed the Gerudo.
(A/N: Rhonda, doesn't that sound like Misty? Sorry for those of you who are confused, since you don't know my puppy. Carrying on.)
He walked down the street with glee. "Where is it, where is it?" Ganondorf hissed. "I must find it! Where is-AH HA!!!"
He walked up to the foot of a very tall building. Then, he started to explain something to his readers, obviously not FF7 fans.
"This is the Shinra building, home to hundreds of soldiers and the richest man in the game," explained Ganondorf.
With this being said, he entered the building. As he stepped inside, he gasped at the immense size of it. After staring at the ceiling for a really, really, long time, he walked into the elevator.
"Owies!" Ganondorf moaned as he pushed the button for floor 70. "I have a neck cramp!!! AHHH the PAIN!"
DING! The elevator reached the top. He stepped out looking around the room he was in. It seemed to be an office, a very big office.
"What do you want?" asked a mysterious voice. Ganondorf spun around and looked at the man sitting at the desk. He had red-orange hair, which was neatly combed, and he wore a fine suit.
Ganondorf rubbed his chin, trying to look well-dressed and preppy. "Well, well, you must be Rufus. I am Ganondorf."
Rufus gasped. "Ganondorf from the Zelda 64?!?"
"Yes, I am he. I arrived here from the GameCube core computer."
Rufus looked puzzled. "You're not even in a GameCube game."
"Huh?"
"You just said you came from GameCube."
"Oh."
There is an uncomfortable silence between the two. Suddenly, Ganondorf snapped his fingers. "That's right! I came from SSBM."
Rufus nodded. "Oh yeah.hey that doesn't count!"
"Shut up! Do you know why I came here?"
Rufus scratched his head. "Um.vacation?"
"Shut up! Of course not! So we could join forces. I.erm.we, could rule hyrule!
"Rule Hyrule? You're a poet and you didn't even know it. AH ha HA!!!"
Ganondorf started pulling at his own hair. "Jeez! Do you ever SHUT UP?!?"
Just, then a giant lobster dropped through the roof. It was followed by two teenagers with swords.
"Sorry about that," said one, and they chased the lobster outside, swinging at it with their swords. Ganondorf and Rufus blinked simultaneously.
Rufus began to become normal, and less like a dork. "Well, I could help you, but you'd have to pay me."
Ganondorf looked into his wallet. He had 500 Rupees. "I'll pay you. 300 Rupees."
Rufus looked at him in disgust. "How about 15,000?"
"15,000?!? WHAT? I mean, uh sure."
"It's a deal."
"Okay, let's go."
"Wait, where's my money?"
"Uh.I'll pay you later."
"Okay!"
The two walked out, and made their way to the PlayStation core computer.
Meanwhile, back at the castle.
Link, who was still having nightmares, got up sleepwalking.
"Must appease the monkeys, with cheeeese," he murmured, and walked outside.
At the same time, however, Ganondorf and Rufus climbed through the window, ready to surprise Link. "GAAAA!" they shouted, as they jumped on the bed. Predictably, they bounced off and smacked into the floor.
"Ouch!" squeaked Rufus.
""Not again!!!" Ganondorf shouted.
"Where's Link," he questioned.
Rufus thought for a second.
"Ummmm, who cares?"
Ganondorf was about to tell him to shut up, until he realized Rufus had a point.
"Right," he said.
They both jumped down, and told the soldiers awaiting them to destroy the castle. As chaos ensued, Ganondorf laughed evilly for the millionth time: "MWA ha ha ha HA!"
TO BE CONTINUED.
Okay, this chapter was kinda lame, but the next chapter is good. I'm working on it already.
The last chapter was a little hazy, but what takes place now is Ganondorf carrying out his "evil plot":
Ganondorf arrived in the PlayStation dimension with a bang. He cackled like a weird guy. "Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy," laughed the Gerudo.
(A/N: Rhonda, doesn't that sound like Misty? Sorry for those of you who are confused, since you don't know my puppy. Carrying on.)
He walked down the street with glee. "Where is it, where is it?" Ganondorf hissed. "I must find it! Where is-AH HA!!!"
He walked up to the foot of a very tall building. Then, he started to explain something to his readers, obviously not FF7 fans.
"This is the Shinra building, home to hundreds of soldiers and the richest man in the game," explained Ganondorf.
With this being said, he entered the building. As he stepped inside, he gasped at the immense size of it. After staring at the ceiling for a really, really, long time, he walked into the elevator.
"Owies!" Ganondorf moaned as he pushed the button for floor 70. "I have a neck cramp!!! AHHH the PAIN!"
DING! The elevator reached the top. He stepped out looking around the room he was in. It seemed to be an office, a very big office.
"What do you want?" asked a mysterious voice. Ganondorf spun around and looked at the man sitting at the desk. He had red-orange hair, which was neatly combed, and he wore a fine suit.
Ganondorf rubbed his chin, trying to look well-dressed and preppy. "Well, well, you must be Rufus. I am Ganondorf."
Rufus gasped. "Ganondorf from the Zelda 64?!?"
"Yes, I am he. I arrived here from the GameCube core computer."
Rufus looked puzzled. "You're not even in a GameCube game."
"Huh?"
"You just said you came from GameCube."
"Oh."
There is an uncomfortable silence between the two. Suddenly, Ganondorf snapped his fingers. "That's right! I came from SSBM."
Rufus nodded. "Oh yeah.hey that doesn't count!"
"Shut up! Do you know why I came here?"
Rufus scratched his head. "Um.vacation?"
"Shut up! Of course not! So we could join forces. I.erm.we, could rule hyrule!
"Rule Hyrule? You're a poet and you didn't even know it. AH ha HA!!!"
Ganondorf started pulling at his own hair. "Jeez! Do you ever SHUT UP?!?"
Just, then a giant lobster dropped through the roof. It was followed by two teenagers with swords.
"Sorry about that," said one, and they chased the lobster outside, swinging at it with their swords. Ganondorf and Rufus blinked simultaneously.
Rufus began to become normal, and less like a dork. "Well, I could help you, but you'd have to pay me."
Ganondorf looked into his wallet. He had 500 Rupees. "I'll pay you. 300 Rupees."
Rufus looked at him in disgust. "How about 15,000?"
"15,000?!? WHAT? I mean, uh sure."
"It's a deal."
"Okay, let's go."
"Wait, where's my money?"
"Uh.I'll pay you later."
"Okay!"
The two walked out, and made their way to the PlayStation core computer.
Meanwhile, back at the castle.
Link, who was still having nightmares, got up sleepwalking.
"Must appease the monkeys, with cheeeese," he murmured, and walked outside.
At the same time, however, Ganondorf and Rufus climbed through the window, ready to surprise Link. "GAAAA!" they shouted, as they jumped on the bed. Predictably, they bounced off and smacked into the floor.
"Ouch!" squeaked Rufus.
""Not again!!!" Ganondorf shouted.
"Where's Link," he questioned.
Rufus thought for a second.
"Ummmm, who cares?"
Ganondorf was about to tell him to shut up, until he realized Rufus had a point.
"Right," he said.
They both jumped down, and told the soldiers awaiting them to destroy the castle. As chaos ensued, Ganondorf laughed evilly for the millionth time: "MWA ha ha ha HA!"
TO BE CONTINUED.
Okay, this chapter was kinda lame, but the next chapter is good. I'm working on it already.