Inu-Yasha and Kagome's Daughter
By Goddess Sophitia
Disclaimer: Do you honestly think that I'd be foolish enough to right Inu- Yasha fanfic if I owned Inu-Yasha? Yeah right. I'd waste my time writing DBZ or Fushigi Yugi.
Note to reviewers and readers: WOW!!!!!! I never expected to see so many reviews in such little time! Thank you, thank you, thank you! I didn't really think that the story will be that great. I had it on my computer for about a month, and so I edited it a little and posted it. Anyway, Sophitia is somewhat like me when I was younger, in a way. I was always so naïve and I decided to exaggerate it a little. For those of you wondering (I have received this question), I decided to make Inu-Yasha 26 because I didn't really think those 50 years under Kikyo's spell counted. I want to add Kouga somewhere in the story, but I don't know anything about him besides the fact that he's a bit of an idiot, he hates Inu-Yasha, he loves Kagome, and his wolves killed Rin (who I also know nothing about). If you can e- mail me info on Kouga, then I will definitely add him to the story. If I get info on Rin, I'll add her too. (My e-mail is ladytigerdemon@yahoo.com for those of you who don't want to see my profile). Okay, I'll stop my mindless chatter. On with the fanfic!
Chapter 2
First day of 1st grade
Today is the day I start school. Mommy really wanted me too, and Daddy said it was stupid and pointless and he didn't want me to go. He said that I will be corrupted or something. I didn't want to go either, because I have to get up at 8 o'clock, and that's way too early. But then I found out that I would get to go to school with my best friend Ryoko and I asked Daddy to let me go. But he said no. Then Mommy yelled, and Daddy called her a "wench" and bowed at Mommy, the usual stuff married people do to show each other how much they care.
I grabbed my bookbag and started to walk to Ryoko's house. Then Daddy came up behind me and gave me my lunch.
"Are you sure you want to go to school today?" Daddy asked.
"Yeah! Me and Ryoko are walking to school together!" I answered.
"Ryoko? Who's Ryoko?"
"You know, my friend Ryoko."
"Isn't she Sango and Miroku's kid?"
"Yeah. Why?"
But Daddy didn't answer. Instead he picked me up and ran really fast to Ryoko's house. I like it when Daddy runs with me because he goes really fast and the wind blows my hair and my ears back. (A/N: What do you expect? She does have dog demon blood in her.)
After two minutes me and Daddy got to Ryoko's house. Ryoko was already waiting for me when we got there. Daddy went to the kitchen to talk to Ryoko's mom and dad.
Me and Ryoko didn't feel like listening to anyone's conversation yet, and we had 15 extra minutes, so we decided to play Super Smash Brothers on Ryoko's Nintendo 64.
"So Ryoko, did you ask your mom and dad?" she asked me suddenly after her Link knocked my Kirby over the edge of the Hyrule land.
"Yeah, but they didn't answer," I answered.
"Mine didn't either. We'll have to ask Shippo again. What did your parents say?"
I thought for a minute. "Daddy choked, Mommy looked nervous, and they kind of changed the subject. Then Mommy said 'First a man and a woman talk about having a baby.' then I asked if she meant when she yells Daddy's name. Then she made a face like this." I made a face that looked like the one Mommy made, and Ryoko laughed. Before we could say anything else, we heard yelling coming from the kitchen.
"Miroku, I'll kill you!" Daddy yelled.
"Inu-Yasha, Miroku, please stop!" Ryoko's mommy yelled.
"I like to see you try!" Ryoko's daddy yelled at my Daddy.
Of course, I knew my Daddy could kill Ryoko's daddy faster, but I wasn't going to say anything in front of Ryoko, and besides, it was time to leave.
"Daddy! I'm leaving now! Bye!" I tried to yell, but he didn't hear me.
"They aren't going to hear us this way," Ryoko said.
"How are we going to get them to hear us?" I asked her, since she was the only one who could hear me since she was standing right next to me.
"Like this." Ryoko climbed on top of the counter and grabbed two pots.
"What are you going to do?" I asked.
"Just watch. I do this all the time when Mommy and Daddy are yelling at each other this loud." Then she banged the two pots together really loud and I had to cover my ears, but I could still hear the ringing. Then I looked at Daddy and Ryoko's parents. They all had frozen into weird poses. Daddy had one hand around Ryoko's daddy's neck and had a fist in the air, Ryoko's daddy had a demon ward thing in one hand and his staff in the other, and Ryoko's mommy looked like she was tripped and was about to fall on Ryoko's daddy.
"We are going to school now," Ryoko said. "Bye!" Or at least I think that's what she said. I'm not really sure because my ears were still ringing.
"Okay sweetie. Have fun" Ryoko's mommy said, or might have said. (Stupid ears)
"What did she say?" Daddy asked. I knew he said this because that's what he always asks when Mommy bangs two pots together when she tries to get Daddy's attention.
"Bye Daddy!" I yelled as loud as I could so Daddy could hear me.
"Fly? I didn't know you could fly," Daddy said. He obviously had worse hearing then I did. But that's what happens when you get old.
I sighed and waved good-bye. Then he got the message. He waved back and me and Ryoko walked out the door. Once the door was closed, we heard them all fighting again.
"So anyway Ryoko, what did your parents say when you asked them?" I asked.
"Well," Ryoko began as she though back to the dinner before.
~*Flashback*~
"Where do babies come from?" Ryoko asked suddenly.
Miroku dropped his chopsticks, as did Sango, who also looked at Miroku nervously.
"Well," Miroku began, but Sango stopped him.
"Miroku, she's not old enough!"
"When I was Ryoko's age, I knew."
"Well you're a perverted monk! I would expect you to know!"
Then Miroku and Sango started fighting. Well, Sango yelled, and Miroku defended himself rather calmly. Ryoko really wanted her question answered, so she climbed on the counter, grabbed two pots, and banged them together. Sango and Miroku immediately looked at Ryoko, with their hands over their ears.
"Where do babies come from?" Ryoko demanded.
"Ryoko, you are too young to know," Sango asked before Miroku could say anything.
"No I'm not! I'm all grown up!"
"You're only six."
"And that's all grown up!"
"Sango, I think she's old enough to understand where babies come from," Miroku said.
"Shut up Miroku!" Sango yelled. "Ryoko," she then said calmly. "Go to your room for a few minutes while I have a nice talk with your daddy."
~*End of Flashback*~
"What's a "perverted monk"? I asked Ryoko.
"I don't know," Ryoko said. "I think it's something Mommy says to Daddy when she loves him a lot. She yells it out when her and Daddy play their bed games sometimes."
"So you got sent to your room, too, huh?" I asked Ryoko.
"Yeah," she said. "After that, I heard Daddy getting yelled at again. But since my mommy loves him so much, she let him sleep on the couch last night."
"It's not fair!" I yelled, because it wasn't fair. "Our mommies let our daddies sleep on the couch but not us! Then they send us to our room when we ask them questions! Then they yell each other's name so loud at night that we can't sleep! Then they play their bed games but we get in trouble when we hear them!"
"Why do they bang the wall anyway?" Ryoko asked.
"I don't know," I began, "but my mommy locks the door at night and I can't spy on them."
"Hey, look!" Ryoko yelled. "It's Shippo!"
I looked up, and there was Shippo walking ahead of us. I don't think he noticed us, because he kept on walking.
"I have an idea," Ryoko said. "I know how to get Shippo to tell us where babies come from."
"Okay," I said, and I listened to her whisper something in my ear. Then I walked up to Shippo. "Hi Shippo!"
Shippo turned around. "Hi Sophitia. Did you ask your mom and dad?"
"Yeah, but they didn't tell me, so I wanted to ask you."
"Uh, well, I can't answer that right now," he began. "I don't have time." He turned around and started to walk away.
"Don't worry," I said with a grin that Mommy said looks exactly like my daddy's when he's "full of himself". "We'll make sure you have time."
Shippo turned around with a confused look on her face. "'We'?"
"NOW!" I yelled and Ryoko pulled on a shoe string that she had tied around a bush. Shippo was walking backwards and tripped and turned over in mid- air.
"Get him!" Ryoko yelled. Then me and Ryoko climbed on his back so he couldn't get up. Ryoko pulled out a demon ward she got from her daddy and I flinched. Those things hurt. But she put it on Shippo, so I was safe.
"AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" Shippo yelled. "Take it off! Please!"
"Only if you promise to tell us where babies come from!"
"Okay! Okay! I'll tell you!" Shippo yelled.
How's that for a cliff-hanger? Next chapter, Shippo tells them how babies are made, and something else pops up.
By Goddess Sophitia
Disclaimer: Do you honestly think that I'd be foolish enough to right Inu- Yasha fanfic if I owned Inu-Yasha? Yeah right. I'd waste my time writing DBZ or Fushigi Yugi.
Note to reviewers and readers: WOW!!!!!! I never expected to see so many reviews in such little time! Thank you, thank you, thank you! I didn't really think that the story will be that great. I had it on my computer for about a month, and so I edited it a little and posted it. Anyway, Sophitia is somewhat like me when I was younger, in a way. I was always so naïve and I decided to exaggerate it a little. For those of you wondering (I have received this question), I decided to make Inu-Yasha 26 because I didn't really think those 50 years under Kikyo's spell counted. I want to add Kouga somewhere in the story, but I don't know anything about him besides the fact that he's a bit of an idiot, he hates Inu-Yasha, he loves Kagome, and his wolves killed Rin (who I also know nothing about). If you can e- mail me info on Kouga, then I will definitely add him to the story. If I get info on Rin, I'll add her too. (My e-mail is ladytigerdemon@yahoo.com for those of you who don't want to see my profile). Okay, I'll stop my mindless chatter. On with the fanfic!
Chapter 2
First day of 1st grade
Today is the day I start school. Mommy really wanted me too, and Daddy said it was stupid and pointless and he didn't want me to go. He said that I will be corrupted or something. I didn't want to go either, because I have to get up at 8 o'clock, and that's way too early. But then I found out that I would get to go to school with my best friend Ryoko and I asked Daddy to let me go. But he said no. Then Mommy yelled, and Daddy called her a "wench" and bowed at Mommy, the usual stuff married people do to show each other how much they care.
I grabbed my bookbag and started to walk to Ryoko's house. Then Daddy came up behind me and gave me my lunch.
"Are you sure you want to go to school today?" Daddy asked.
"Yeah! Me and Ryoko are walking to school together!" I answered.
"Ryoko? Who's Ryoko?"
"You know, my friend Ryoko."
"Isn't she Sango and Miroku's kid?"
"Yeah. Why?"
But Daddy didn't answer. Instead he picked me up and ran really fast to Ryoko's house. I like it when Daddy runs with me because he goes really fast and the wind blows my hair and my ears back. (A/N: What do you expect? She does have dog demon blood in her.)
After two minutes me and Daddy got to Ryoko's house. Ryoko was already waiting for me when we got there. Daddy went to the kitchen to talk to Ryoko's mom and dad.
Me and Ryoko didn't feel like listening to anyone's conversation yet, and we had 15 extra minutes, so we decided to play Super Smash Brothers on Ryoko's Nintendo 64.
"So Ryoko, did you ask your mom and dad?" she asked me suddenly after her Link knocked my Kirby over the edge of the Hyrule land.
"Yeah, but they didn't answer," I answered.
"Mine didn't either. We'll have to ask Shippo again. What did your parents say?"
I thought for a minute. "Daddy choked, Mommy looked nervous, and they kind of changed the subject. Then Mommy said 'First a man and a woman talk about having a baby.' then I asked if she meant when she yells Daddy's name. Then she made a face like this." I made a face that looked like the one Mommy made, and Ryoko laughed. Before we could say anything else, we heard yelling coming from the kitchen.
"Miroku, I'll kill you!" Daddy yelled.
"Inu-Yasha, Miroku, please stop!" Ryoko's mommy yelled.
"I like to see you try!" Ryoko's daddy yelled at my Daddy.
Of course, I knew my Daddy could kill Ryoko's daddy faster, but I wasn't going to say anything in front of Ryoko, and besides, it was time to leave.
"Daddy! I'm leaving now! Bye!" I tried to yell, but he didn't hear me.
"They aren't going to hear us this way," Ryoko said.
"How are we going to get them to hear us?" I asked her, since she was the only one who could hear me since she was standing right next to me.
"Like this." Ryoko climbed on top of the counter and grabbed two pots.
"What are you going to do?" I asked.
"Just watch. I do this all the time when Mommy and Daddy are yelling at each other this loud." Then she banged the two pots together really loud and I had to cover my ears, but I could still hear the ringing. Then I looked at Daddy and Ryoko's parents. They all had frozen into weird poses. Daddy had one hand around Ryoko's daddy's neck and had a fist in the air, Ryoko's daddy had a demon ward thing in one hand and his staff in the other, and Ryoko's mommy looked like she was tripped and was about to fall on Ryoko's daddy.
"We are going to school now," Ryoko said. "Bye!" Or at least I think that's what she said. I'm not really sure because my ears were still ringing.
"Okay sweetie. Have fun" Ryoko's mommy said, or might have said. (Stupid ears)
"What did she say?" Daddy asked. I knew he said this because that's what he always asks when Mommy bangs two pots together when she tries to get Daddy's attention.
"Bye Daddy!" I yelled as loud as I could so Daddy could hear me.
"Fly? I didn't know you could fly," Daddy said. He obviously had worse hearing then I did. But that's what happens when you get old.
I sighed and waved good-bye. Then he got the message. He waved back and me and Ryoko walked out the door. Once the door was closed, we heard them all fighting again.
"So anyway Ryoko, what did your parents say when you asked them?" I asked.
"Well," Ryoko began as she though back to the dinner before.
~*Flashback*~
"Where do babies come from?" Ryoko asked suddenly.
Miroku dropped his chopsticks, as did Sango, who also looked at Miroku nervously.
"Well," Miroku began, but Sango stopped him.
"Miroku, she's not old enough!"
"When I was Ryoko's age, I knew."
"Well you're a perverted monk! I would expect you to know!"
Then Miroku and Sango started fighting. Well, Sango yelled, and Miroku defended himself rather calmly. Ryoko really wanted her question answered, so she climbed on the counter, grabbed two pots, and banged them together. Sango and Miroku immediately looked at Ryoko, with their hands over their ears.
"Where do babies come from?" Ryoko demanded.
"Ryoko, you are too young to know," Sango asked before Miroku could say anything.
"No I'm not! I'm all grown up!"
"You're only six."
"And that's all grown up!"
"Sango, I think she's old enough to understand where babies come from," Miroku said.
"Shut up Miroku!" Sango yelled. "Ryoko," she then said calmly. "Go to your room for a few minutes while I have a nice talk with your daddy."
~*End of Flashback*~
"What's a "perverted monk"? I asked Ryoko.
"I don't know," Ryoko said. "I think it's something Mommy says to Daddy when she loves him a lot. She yells it out when her and Daddy play their bed games sometimes."
"So you got sent to your room, too, huh?" I asked Ryoko.
"Yeah," she said. "After that, I heard Daddy getting yelled at again. But since my mommy loves him so much, she let him sleep on the couch last night."
"It's not fair!" I yelled, because it wasn't fair. "Our mommies let our daddies sleep on the couch but not us! Then they send us to our room when we ask them questions! Then they yell each other's name so loud at night that we can't sleep! Then they play their bed games but we get in trouble when we hear them!"
"Why do they bang the wall anyway?" Ryoko asked.
"I don't know," I began, "but my mommy locks the door at night and I can't spy on them."
"Hey, look!" Ryoko yelled. "It's Shippo!"
I looked up, and there was Shippo walking ahead of us. I don't think he noticed us, because he kept on walking.
"I have an idea," Ryoko said. "I know how to get Shippo to tell us where babies come from."
"Okay," I said, and I listened to her whisper something in my ear. Then I walked up to Shippo. "Hi Shippo!"
Shippo turned around. "Hi Sophitia. Did you ask your mom and dad?"
"Yeah, but they didn't tell me, so I wanted to ask you."
"Uh, well, I can't answer that right now," he began. "I don't have time." He turned around and started to walk away.
"Don't worry," I said with a grin that Mommy said looks exactly like my daddy's when he's "full of himself". "We'll make sure you have time."
Shippo turned around with a confused look on her face. "'We'?"
"NOW!" I yelled and Ryoko pulled on a shoe string that she had tied around a bush. Shippo was walking backwards and tripped and turned over in mid- air.
"Get him!" Ryoko yelled. Then me and Ryoko climbed on his back so he couldn't get up. Ryoko pulled out a demon ward she got from her daddy and I flinched. Those things hurt. But she put it on Shippo, so I was safe.
"AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" Shippo yelled. "Take it off! Please!"
"Only if you promise to tell us where babies come from!"
"Okay! Okay! I'll tell you!" Shippo yelled.
How's that for a cliff-hanger? Next chapter, Shippo tells them how babies are made, and something else pops up.