A Relaxing Vacation…
Gone Wrong!
Fanfic by AmphitriteAuthoress Notes: Heh. I just realized that I typed 'fourteen passports' in the previous chapters. It should be eleven. I think. @_@ Numbers confuse me. So do big words. So I apologize!
Warnings: A fainted Lei, a money-hungry Sugoroku (Yugi's Grandpa), and moving staircases of all sorts! ^^ Oh yes. An apparently perverted Lei. X_x
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Lei: [turns to the muses] You guys hungry?
All: Yeah!
They go up the escalator with the three yamis in wonder at the 'moving staircase'.
Lei: [leads them into a small café]
All: [sit down]
They take up a pretty big area. Isis, Seto, and Serenity share a table, Ryou and Bakura share a table. Yami, Yugi, Lei, Malik, and Y. Malik sit at another.
Manager: [comes to them] Hello, welcome to Duel Café!
Serenity: [raises eyebrow] Duel Café?
Lei: Oh…my…God…Uh, Yugi-kun?
Yugi: [looks up at Lei] What?
Lei: [slowly] Isn't that…your grandpa?
Yugi: WHAT?!?!?
Manager: Umm…hello, Yugi. What are you doing here?
Lei: [immediately jumps up] [bows down to Manager…who is Sugoroku] Sugoroku-sama! I worship you!
Y. Malik: But you also worship my aibou, me, Bakura, Yami, Seto, that Otogi kid, Ryou, Yugi, and Shaadii…
Lei: [drools] *_* Yummy-ness!
All: [sweatdrop]
Sugoroku: [blinks] [looks at drooling Lei and sweatdropping muses confusedly] Um…
Yami: [to Sugoroku] Just ignore her.
Sugoroku: But who is she?
All muses: [sweatdrop even more]
Serenity: [sighs] Do you really want to know?
Sugoroku: [uncertainly] …Yes?
Lei: [suddenly jumps up] [grins and looks up, then realizes she has to look down to see Sugoroku] I am Lei, the Lei, the Amphitrite of ff.net, the webmistress of many sites, and a proud member of the Torture of Poor Souls Clique! [grins so widely that her teeth go 'ding!']
All: [cover their eyes]
Bakura: Uhh…Lee-lee? I think you used too many Crest White Strips again.
Lei: Oh. [covers mouth quickly] [adopts crazed look] Don't call me LEE-LEE! ARGH!
Y. Malik: [snickers]
Lei: Hey, Mister! Don't laugh at me!
Y. Malik: Whatever you say, Lee-lee…
Lei: [shortly] Shut up. Next time you call me that or laugh at me again, I'm…I'm…I'm going to…[gasps] I'm going to steal your cape.
All muses: [gasp]
Y. Malik: … [shrugs] Go ahead. I have six just like it at home. One for each day of the week.
All but Lei: -_-; Okay…
Lei: WAI!!
Y. Malik: [shrugs again] You want one?
Lei: [nods eagerly]
Y. Malik: [takes off cape] [hands to Lei]
Another appears on his shoulders.
All: [a little weirded out at the moment]
Lei: [hugs cape to her] ^^ Thankies!
A small gold box appears in front of Lei.
Lei: [opens it carefully]
All Muses: [crowd around box to see what's in it]
The box is really deep and goes down a few feet. Inside it is a variety of things; mostly articles of clothing and jewelry.
Lei: [stuffs cape into the box]
Her trademark green and silver quill appears in her hand and she quickly scribbles: Yami Malik's cape. The quill promptly vanishes.
Malik: [looks into box] HEY! You've got one of my earrings in there! And my armbands…and choker…and MY CLOTHES?!?
Lei: [smiles devilishly]
Malik: LEE-LEE, you're a big fat pervert, you know?
Lei: ^^ [innocently] I'm just an obsessed fangirl…but you look so cute when you're sleeping.
Malik: [looks disgusted]
Bakura: [looks ready to puke]
Lei: [evilly] I now have blackmail on you, Mawiky-chan, on whose names you whisper in your sleep. [mumbles about it not being her]
Malik: [blushes]
Faye: I'm so proud of you, Lei!
Lei: [raises eyebrow]
Malik: Wait, how do you know how I am when I sleep?
Lei: I had to get the jewelry somehow, you know.
Ryou: [fearfully] And the clothes too?
Lei: [blushes] NO! I took that from the closet!
Malik: [relieved] Good. Wait, you went into my room? And my closet? [is getting angrier by the second]
Lei: [nervously] Can we not talk about this? Hehe…
All: [blink]
Sugoroku: [impatiently] [taps foot] Are you going to order or not?
Lei: [checks watch] Uh…nope. Flight's waiting. Gotta go! [runs away, dragging all the luggage with her]
Isis: [stuffs wads of cash into Sugoroku's hand] [runs to go catch up with other muses]
Sugoroku: $_$ [stuffs bills in his pocket and walks back to counter, humming merrily]
Lei: Hey, what was our gate number again?
Yugi: C31…I think.
(A/n: I'm making all this stuff up, and if it's not correct…well, too bad! =p I haven't been to an airport for a few months…)
Lei: [grinning] Okay! [spots the escalators that roll on the ground…whatever they're called] [runs to it] Wheee!!!
All: -.-; [run to catch up with her]
Yami: [looks at the belt-thingy…escalator thingy…whatever] I'm not moving, yet I'm moving!
Lei: …Huh?
Bakura: [trembles] [jumps into Ryou's arms] Scary…magic…evil…BUT NOT AS EVIL AS ME!…[screams] THE MONSTER'S GOING TO EAT ME!!
Ryou: [raises eyebrow] Yami?
Bakura: [annoyed] What?
Ryou: Never mind. [sweatdrops]
Bakura: [blinks; goes back to trembling]
They reach the other end. And they go through about…seven more of these flat escalators. O_O
Lei: [steps off] WHEE!!!
Y. Malik: Why didn't we just walk?
Serenity: [looks at Y. Malik] Did you want to walk?
Y. Malik: No, but why didn't we just walk?
Malik: [pats his Yami's arm] We just…didn't…okay?
Y. Malik: [frowns] Okay.
Yugi: [pouts] I hate this part.
Yami: What part is this part?
Yugi: The waiting part.
Lei: [pouts] Me too. [brightens] That's why I got these! [holds up bright shiny cards]
The cards are, in fact, silver cards in the size of credit cards. Lei is holding eleven, each with weird letters jumbled together to look like this (name changes for each muse):
TPSCeliqu Atirpor VIP Leoung Cdar
001-2857-39902
Yugi-Muse / Lei : Amphitrite
Exp. 31/04/11
Teh Celiqu isa nto reesponsibl fro ltos csard.
Toa bea udse oynl fro teORTUR psurpose.
Heav aa gdoo teim adn dton' ftorge toa eta
mhuc SRUga.
(A/n: Heh. Can you guys read that? Or do I need to translate?)
Lei: [marches confidently down the hall, attracting odd looks from passing Japanese travelers] [confused] Why does everyone keep looking at me?!?
Seto: [he's been pretty quiet so far] [irritated] Don't you know the answer to that?
Lei: [blinks] [even more confusedly] Huh?
Seto: [sighs] [crosses arms]
Isis: [worriedly] Lei, do you even know where you're going?
Lei: [confidently nods] Of course, silly. You should know that by now, Sissy-chan.
Isis: EXCUSE ME?
Lei: What?
Malik: [snickers] Heh. Heh. Sissy-chan. Even I don't call her that. Heh. And she's my sister.
Isis: [turning red in the face] What did you call me?
Bakura: [mockingly] Something wrong, Sissy-chan?
Isis: [whacks Bakura in the head] Shut up.
Lei: [frowns, but keeps walking…straight into a wall] OW. [falls to ground]
A bright light shines and a guy appears. He has goldish blonde hair and green eyes.
Guy: [stares at fallen Lei] [with an British accent] Not again! [kicks Lei in the face]
Lei: [groans] Vik…stop…DON'T KICK MY FACE! VIKTOR!
Guy, apparently Viktor: [kicks Lei in the face again] Shut up. [mutters about having to be a bloody muse and getting the job of reviving Lei whenever she faints]
Faye: [takes off her shoe and throws at Viktor]
Viktor: OW! Who did that? [spins around to look at muses]
The Yu-Gi-Oh! muses are blinking confusedly and Faye is grinning evilly.
Viktor: HARPER! (Faye's last name) [chucks shoe back at Faye]
Faye: [evilly] Hello, cousin.
Viktor: [rolls eyes] Whatever. [stuffs green liquid in Lei's mouth] [looks at Yami] By the way, nice hair, dude. [vanishes with a POP!]
Lei: [eyes pop out…not literally] [more perkily than usual] HI!
All: [ignoring Lei] [to Faye] Who was that?
Faye: [mumbles] Viktor…cousin of mine…Lei's reviver muse…idiot…
All: [blink and decide to just settle on 'another muse of Lei's'] [dully] [to Lei] Hello.
Lei: [blinks rapidly] Where was I? Oh yeah. To the VIP lounge! [takes out the silver and green quill out of one of her bags]
She taps with the quill a few blocks on the stone wall…that she walked into.
Lei: [mutters authors' names under her breath] [finally stops] Oh! [scribbles the number 13 on the block that she stopped on and instantly, the block expands…bigger…and bigger…]
(A/n: Reminds you of Diagon Alley, no?)
Lei: [walks through]
Faye: [follows]
Muses: [not trusting Lei, but walk through as well]
They arrive in a huge white room that has several white doors leading to other rooms and lots of stuff. There are A LOT of white leather couches and white coffee tables. There are computers in one corner of the room, though many people are using laptops. Some people are scribbling with pens and stuff.
But what is most noticeable is that there are tons of Yu-Gi-Oh! characters running and sitting around…that look just like Lei's muses.
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End notes: Heh. Fun. Writing this is so fun. ^^ Guess what? I'm going to insert a small interactive section, meaning you review, and I put you in the fic…just for the next chapter though. Interactive stories kind of annoy me sometimes, so…
But I thought this might be fun. Just review and tell me whether or not you want to be in the fic. Just for the next chappie. You probably won't do much, but at least you'll be mentioned. And if you have Yu-Gi-Oh! muses (or OC muses) give the list and for the OC muses…the personality. Just summarize. I guess. But you don't have to have them to enter!
It's first come, first serve. If you review too late, sorry, but I want to keep this going at the good weekly update speed it has now. So review!
Note for Shiro Amayagi~ You probably won't be in the next chapter, 'cuz you'll be in the later chapters. Just wanted to tell you! ^^
Signing off…
Amphitrite