A/N: Second chapter is already up! Didn't know I'd get to it nearly that fast. Anyway, this chapter is done by my lonely self because my wonderful assistant (AngelBlack) couldn't make it. she had dinner plans over at freaky people's house. Poor AngelBlack. everybody must feel sorry for her. Okay! Now that we are done pitting for my dear friend, let's move on to chapter two!





Voldemort had traveled almost all night deep into the Muggle world. He started looking for the place that would give him his new identity. Finally, at daybreak he found the building and jumping up and down, he ran to the doors, and pulled. And pulled. He started getting upset and pushed and pulled and hit the door and everything, but it wouldn't budge. The few people out so early in the morning starred at him, thinking he was trying to break in or something. He stopped, breathing hard, looking around for some key or something. Then he saw the sign that said it was closed until 9:00am. He looked at a clock nearby. 7:03am.

"Noooo!!!!" he whined. "I don't want to be Voldemort for another 5 hours!" Voldemort never had taken math lessons. he only knew how to read. a little. He looked around at the different shops nearby and saw a little coffee shop. Voldemort's stomach growled in hunger and he did have five dollars in Muggle money. He walked down and opened the door. About twenty minutes later he came out with a cup of coffee and a fresh baked blueberry muffin.

He glanced at the clock again. 7:25am. Something needed to pass the time. he searched around. A bookshop! He could read all about plumbers and their fantastic lives!

Eating his way along, Voldemort slowly started to see more people on the streets. Shop owners opening their shops.

Once he reached the bookstore he peeked inside the window. Wow! There were books inside! He opened the door and walked up to the counter where a small, bald man helped him.

"Hello, sir," he said, with an awkward smile on his face. Snake-like- looking faces must not have been an average thing.

"Good morning. I would like to know if you have any books on plumbing?" Voldemort answered brightly. The shop must have some- they had so many books!

"Plumbing? Fiction or non fiction?"

"Anything. As long as it has to do with plumbing."

The little man raised an eyebrow and started typing on his computer, searching for one. "You are in luck. There is one book called Water, Water Everywhere. It is located over there." He pointed to the area with children's toys and colorful walls.

"Thank you!" Voldemort trotted over there and started searching in the Y section.

After going through the whole alphabet and finally reached W, he pulled out the book, Water, Water, Everywhere! And sat down in one of the little couches and started to read. What a wonderful Muggle book it was! It was about a little boy, who liked to go swimming, but one day when he was in the bathtub, the water stopped working. No body could fix the tub, but the little boy reached his small hand in the pipe and switched something and it started running again! He saved the day!

Once he finished, Voldemort looked at the store's clock and realized it was 8:49am! It was time to go become. somebody else! He couldn't leave his book behind, Water, Water, Everywhere! And him had bonded while reading. So, with the little money he had left over from breakfast, Voldie bought the book and rushed to the large building where his future awaited!