Disclaimer: I don't own the Final Fantasy people. I do own the minds of the people in my school, but you can have them if you want them...they're of no use to me.


Tina~me~: (walks into the school, practially falling asleep.
Joe:what's wrong with you?
Tina:(in zombie voice) 12...hours....Seven....
Sarah:(hyperly) Wow! 12 hours!? I'm still stuck lookin' for a chug-a-ho!
Tina&Genesis&Joe: CHOCOBO!!!!
Sarah:Oh, right, Chocobo...(smiles goofily)
Tina:I never wanna see another stairway, cave, materia, giant masamune stickin' through someone...
Genesis:I think we get the point...
Tina:DAMMIT!!!!! I STILL CANT GET THE FRICKEN' KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND!!!!!
Mr. Faggie:(blink blinks) CODE OF CONDUCT FOR YOU!!!! Now all of you go down to 'before care' if you don't have a parent here.
(all students except Kaliegh go down stairs, angrily)
Genesis:Stupid dumbass fag...
Anna:(runs up to Tina and Genesis) OH MY GOD! Did you see the new guys??? they're majorly hot, and one of 'em talks like Angel!!!!!
Tina:REALLY!?!?! (runs forward seeing the cast of FF7, FF8, some of 10, and KH. FF8-style Selphie, FFX-style Wakka and Tidus and FF7-style Cloud&Yuffie with KH voices)
Joe:(joins the mob of 7th grade boys surrounding Yuna and Quistis)
Tina:Holy shit!
Genesis:!!!!!
Anna:THERE HE IS!!!(points to Leon/Squall
) Tina:You like Mr. Anti-Neosporin!!!
Anna:HE SOUNDS LIKE ANGEL!!!
Tina:(runs and joins the girls surrounding Cloud and Irvine and Tidus and Wakka and Sephiroth and Seifer)
Genesis:So what grade are you all in?
Cloud:We're all gonna check out your 8th grade class, since we're stuck in this universe so different from our own.
Irvine: Yeah! 8th graders are awesome!
Tina:(heart eyes)I....I....I....I....
Sarah:What she's trying to say is that she's in 8th grade, too!
(The bell rings, and the 8th graders walk to their gheto basement classroom)



I know that wasn't much, but Chapter 2 is gonna be up real soon ^-^