Chapter Two~* Monday, Religion~*
A/N: I go to a Lutheran school, so that's why we have Religion, Memory Work, and Chapel
Miss Hopkins:Allright, class! Lets say the pledges, then we'll have devotions.
Irvine:(raises his hand)
Miss Hopkins:Yes, Mr. Kinneas.
Irvine:We don't know the pledges
Miss Hopkins:why not? Aren't you from America?
Irvine: No
Miss Hopkins: Well, where are you all from?
(all of the Final Fantasy and Kingdom Hearts characters state their hometowns at the same time)
Miss Hopkins: ONE AT A TIME!!! We'll begin with Cloud and make our way around the room.
(The whole group is packed in the class room, very squished)
Cloud:Niblehiem
Brittany:What the fuck's a Nipplehem?
Cloud: NIBLEHIEM!!!
Miss Hopkins: BRITTANY! Watch your language!
Barret:Yo', fool, I be from Corel!
Genesis:(whispers to Brittany and Tina)now we have a ghetto man to go with our ghetto classroom!
Miss Hopkins:Cid, where are you from?
Cid:Why the fuckin hell do you wanna know where the hell I'm from, alien bitch?
(8th grade class giggles)
Cid:(takes a ciggarette from behind his ear and lights up)
Miss Hopkins: NO SMOKING! Just answer the question, Cid.
Cid:Damn it! (puts out the cigerette on Squall's ass)
Squall:FUCK!
Cid:I'm from Rocket Town
Vincent:I am from the endless abbys that is hell
Everyone:(blink blink)
Vincent:I don't know where I am from, nor do I care to. But if it satisfies your inquiries, I resided in a coffin in Niblehiem.
Brittany:What the hell is up with the Nipplehem place!?
Red XIII:I am from Cosmo Canyon.
Yuffie:(is stealing things from Kelsey's bookbag) huh? oh, I'm from Wuati!
Irvine:Um...I dunno...I lived in a big flowery...
Selphie:GARDEN! He's from a Garden...so am I...
Squall:...oh God...
Miss Hopkins: Okay, Squall, Where are you from?
Squall:(mumbles)Winhill...
((Riku runs in the room, being chased by a flock of wild 7th grade girls))
Miss Hopkins: Riku! You're late! I'm gonna have to write you up.
Riku:Write me up? What the fuck are you talkin' about, woman?
Miss Hopkins: GET TO MR. WAGIE'S OFFICE NOW!!!
Riku:damn bitch...(walks out of the classroom to Mr. Wagie's office)
Miss Hopkins:okay, Sephiroth, why don't you tell us where you're from...then we can begin Religion class.
Sephiroth:I'm from nowhere...I was created by that damned Hojo...
Miss Hopkins: Is he your father?
Sephiroth:No, goddammit! I was created!
Miss Hopkins:(blink blinks) TIME FOR RELIGION CLASS!
Tina:Actually, Miss Hopkins, you wasted the whole class period asking our guests where they were from...
Miss Hopkins:(sighs) okay, take a bathroom break, and then get ready for Language.
That's all for now.(sorry, it's such a short chapter ^_^) Anyway, stay tuned for the next chapter:
Meanwhile in the 6th and 7th grade classroom followed by 8th graders bathroom break 1
Find out what the girls have been up to in the 6th and 7th grade room, how the class is dealing, how the Teacher is dealing, and more!
In 8th grade bathroom break, learn exactally what the girls think of the visitors!
LATER!!! ~princess me~