THE JOY OF PEPSI?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Pepsi, Starcraft, Mario, or Zelda. They are owned by Pepsi-cola, Blizzard, and Nintendo, respectivly. They can dike it out over the rights to this story.
NOTE: if u do not play Starcraft, u r in trouble. PLEASE R+R!!
( A pepsi comercial w/ Briney Spears is happining)
Britney Spears: now it's Pepsi! For those who think yound! *winks*
(buh buh buh girl enters)
Buh Buh Buh girl: Hey! U stole my job! And I'M YOUNGER!!! I THINK YOUNG!!!
BS: oh, a sweet little girl. U think u can do a better job than me, u try it.
bbbg: ok. (begins singing) The joy of cola, joy of fun, joy of Pepsi on my tounge, hey, the Joy of Pepsi yea-eah.
bs: Hey you little *****, gimme back my job!
(fight breaks out)
(Sheik enters)
sheik: HALT!!! I will be the ruler!!! I can do a better commercial than any of you!!!
BS: HA! only GIRLS sell Pepsi!!!
(sheik turns into Zelda)
BS: ohh.
(Zelda casts spell to kill both girls)
Zelda: Be a princess. Drink Pepsi! A drink worth of the Hero of Time's Girlfriend!!
(Ruto enters)
Ruto: I'M LINK'S GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
(they fight. Ruto wins)
Ruto: You don't have to be a fish to drink Pepsi!
(Sarah Kerrigan enters)
Sarah: DIE, FISH FREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(shoots Ruto.)
Sarah: A drink worth of Ghosts. But I'm not really Sarah Kerrigan. I'm really...
(removes mask)
the Queen of Blades!!!!!
Queen: and I'm not drinking Pepsi. I'm drinking Pepsi Zerg!!!
(hundreds of Infested Terrans enter)
ITs:(chanting) Live for the Swarm. Drink for the Pepsi. Live for the Swarm. Drink for the Pepsi.
(They shoot off a platform into the sky and explode like fireworks)
Kerrigan: Drink for the Pepsi! I will control your minds!! The overmind says Drink Pepsi! Be a Zerg! Drink Pepsi! Ahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!1
(Princess Peach Enters)
QOB/IK(Queen of Blades or Infested Kerrigan): WAIT! Hold it! She's gonna be the new Pepsi spokesperson?!?!?!?!?!?
Authoress: yes.
QOB/IK: HOW IS A LITTLE TWERP LIKE THAT GONNA DEFEAT ME?!?!?!! SHE CAN'T EVEN KILL BOWSER!!!! I COULD DEFEAT HER WITH ONE ZERGLING!!!
(both ladies are transported to a small room.)
QOB/IK: that won't help.
(QOB turns back to Kerrigan, sans all weapons)
(Kerrigan cloaks)
(Authoress/godess removes all her energy)
Kerrigan: What's next? Tie me up?!?!?
(i bet you can guess what happened next)
Kerrigan: oh, perfect.
(Peach takes her out with one punch)
Peach: ummm... drink Pepsi?
(crowd of readers goes wild)
Random dude: That's the best slogan yet! She's HOT!!
(Mario punches random dude.)
(Peach is suddenly in a Bikini, and she is HOT!!)
Mario: CLOSE YOUR EYES!!! SHE'S TAKEN!!!
(Peach continues to model as none of the primarily male audience takes mario's suggestion)
(Luigi comes in and beats the crap out of Mario)
THE END.
Should I upload alternate endings? The first 3 people to say yes will be in one!
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Pepsi, Starcraft, Mario, or Zelda. They are owned by Pepsi-cola, Blizzard, and Nintendo, respectivly. They can dike it out over the rights to this story.
NOTE: if u do not play Starcraft, u r in trouble. PLEASE R+R!!
( A pepsi comercial w/ Briney Spears is happining)
Britney Spears: now it's Pepsi! For those who think yound! *winks*
(buh buh buh girl enters)
Buh Buh Buh girl: Hey! U stole my job! And I'M YOUNGER!!! I THINK YOUNG!!!
BS: oh, a sweet little girl. U think u can do a better job than me, u try it.
bbbg: ok. (begins singing) The joy of cola, joy of fun, joy of Pepsi on my tounge, hey, the Joy of Pepsi yea-eah.
bs: Hey you little *****, gimme back my job!
(fight breaks out)
(Sheik enters)
sheik: HALT!!! I will be the ruler!!! I can do a better commercial than any of you!!!
BS: HA! only GIRLS sell Pepsi!!!
(sheik turns into Zelda)
BS: ohh.
(Zelda casts spell to kill both girls)
Zelda: Be a princess. Drink Pepsi! A drink worth of the Hero of Time's Girlfriend!!
(Ruto enters)
Ruto: I'M LINK'S GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
(they fight. Ruto wins)
Ruto: You don't have to be a fish to drink Pepsi!
(Sarah Kerrigan enters)
Sarah: DIE, FISH FREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(shoots Ruto.)
Sarah: A drink worth of Ghosts. But I'm not really Sarah Kerrigan. I'm really...
(removes mask)
the Queen of Blades!!!!!
Queen: and I'm not drinking Pepsi. I'm drinking Pepsi Zerg!!!
(hundreds of Infested Terrans enter)
ITs:(chanting) Live for the Swarm. Drink for the Pepsi. Live for the Swarm. Drink for the Pepsi.
(They shoot off a platform into the sky and explode like fireworks)
Kerrigan: Drink for the Pepsi! I will control your minds!! The overmind says Drink Pepsi! Be a Zerg! Drink Pepsi! Ahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!1
(Princess Peach Enters)
QOB/IK(Queen of Blades or Infested Kerrigan): WAIT! Hold it! She's gonna be the new Pepsi spokesperson?!?!?!?!?!?
Authoress: yes.
QOB/IK: HOW IS A LITTLE TWERP LIKE THAT GONNA DEFEAT ME?!?!?!! SHE CAN'T EVEN KILL BOWSER!!!! I COULD DEFEAT HER WITH ONE ZERGLING!!!
(both ladies are transported to a small room.)
QOB/IK: that won't help.
(QOB turns back to Kerrigan, sans all weapons)
(Kerrigan cloaks)
(Authoress/godess removes all her energy)
Kerrigan: What's next? Tie me up?!?!?
(i bet you can guess what happened next)
Kerrigan: oh, perfect.
(Peach takes her out with one punch)
Peach: ummm... drink Pepsi?
(crowd of readers goes wild)
Random dude: That's the best slogan yet! She's HOT!!
(Mario punches random dude.)
(Peach is suddenly in a Bikini, and she is HOT!!)
Mario: CLOSE YOUR EYES!!! SHE'S TAKEN!!!
(Peach continues to model as none of the primarily male audience takes mario's suggestion)
(Luigi comes in and beats the crap out of Mario)
THE END.
Should I upload alternate endings? The first 3 people to say yes will be in one!