Yet Another Alternate Ending

I wasn't gonna do this, but. I like ur fic, Princess Esther. Hmm oh, and Ruto won b/c the new challenger always wins so we can move on. I know, I know er, maybe I should make up sumthing about that spells don't work on sages?? Anyways.

(you know what is happening)

Luigi: HAHAHAHAH

(enter Esther)

Esther: how come you won, anyways?

Luigi: Becausea, I'ma Luigi, Number one!

Esther: not anymore!! (grins) go. Blastoise!!

Luigi: oh yeah? Yoshi, Get'em!

Esther: YOSI?!?!!? Yoshi's not a pokemon!!!

Luigi: see if I care. Yoshi, lick attack!!

(yoshi licks Blastoise, who begins to giggle)

Esther: lick? Pathetic. QUIT LAUGHING, Blastoise! It's undignified. Blastoise, Bite!!

(blastoise bites Yoshi in half)

Esther: easy as pie.

Luigi: HOW DID U DO THAT?!?!?

Esther: easy. Maybe because YOSHI'S NOT A POKEMON!!!

/luigi: wasn't there a cheat code to get pokemon #999, yoshi?

Esther: umm. Maybe. Go away.

Luigi: ok. (vanishes)

Esther: so, did I win yet?

Me: no.

(Aldrea {my online persona} enters)

Aldrea: I choose you Kit!

(a pink dragon enters and chirps)

Esther: A DRAGON IS NOT A POKEMON!!!

Aldrea: whatever. Kit, sing!

(kit turns light blue and sings, putting Blastoise to sleep)

Esther: here, Blastoise, have some awakining!

Aldrea: Why must they ALWAYS choose the hard way?!?! Kit, Dragonsong!

(kit chirps questoningly)

Aldrea: yes, have mmy shield up. Go ahead.

(Kit nods, then closes eyes and turns flame red. A wind begins to pick up, lifting blastoise into the air. It forms a protective bubble around Kit. Blastoise roars in pain and faints. Esther also takes 50 damage. Aldrea takes about 10 because she let her guard down for a split second. )

(Esther is out of usable pokemon. Esther blacks out.)

Esther: nooooooooooooo..

(enter Kirk [from the latest chapter of my Random Insanity Kingdom Hearts Big Brother fic])

Kirk: I call out: Visara the Dreadful! Tap, target creature is destroyed.

Aldrea: THAT'S MAGIC, NOT POKEMON!!!

Kirk: so? They're both by Wizards of the Coast.

Aldrea: grr.

Kirk: Tap Visara. You die.

(Aldrea is out of usable.. whatever she is using. Aldrea blacks out.)

Kirk: I WIN!!!

Me: but U R evil, so u lose.

(Kirk is out of umm.. Kirk is evil. Kirk blacks out.)

Esther: so.. who won?

Me: ME, oif cousrse!!!

Disclaimer: I am writing this on an ice cream rush. ^_^ PRINCESS ESTHER RULZ!!!! ARIYAH_CHAN RULES!!! YUKI DIVORCED YOUNG LINK EVENTUALLY!!!!! MY LAPTOP DIED!!!!! DEATH TO THE NIMDA VIRUS!!!!!!! ^_^_^_^_^_^_^^_^_

Oh, yeah. I don't drink Pepsi at all I don't even LIKe pepsi.. or Coke.. or Britany Spears. :-P