Dixie and Diddy finally manage to drag the body into Cranky's treehouse.
Cranky: BANANNAS SAKE! Since when did you two start eating steak?
Dixie: No silly, it's him.it's HIM!
Cranky: Hmmm.oh..ohhh..OH!
Diddy: It's Mario, Cranky!
Cranky: Hurry, beat him down with some sticks, tie him in a sack full of lead and drop him into the lake!
Diddy: Why?
Cranky: Aye, you kids no nothing! Mario is a monkey's natural enemy!
Dixie: Why?
Cranky: Hurry before-
A change in the wind occurs as a monstrous thump lands inside the tree house. DK towers over everything.
Cranky: -He comes.
DK: You disobeyed me!
Cranky: I tried telling them DK! I did. Now grab that fat plumber and toss him out of here!
DK storms towards Mario, but in time, Mario regains consciousness and unable to recognize what is charging at him, he takes a power jump off DK's head and lands safely away.
Diddy: WOW! What a leap!
Cranky: He's awake! We're going to the zoo! Oh no, we're going to the Zoo!
Mario, still groggy, shakes off the effects. He looks around and eyes Cranky.
Mario: Hey, whadda happen here?
But his words are nothing but utterances for he doesn't speak Ape Gibberish and they don't speak his language.
DK: What is he saying?
Diddy: Well he doesn't look like he's mad.
Dixie: Maybe hungry.
Cranky: [In Mario's language] So you woke up, heh?
Dixie: CRANKY! You can speak his language?
Cranky: Of course I can.because I spent many years of my life in a zoo.
Diddy: What? I thought you were the DK of your time? Nothing could have stopped you.
Cranky: Well.no one.but the fat plumber.
DK: What is going on here?
Cranky: Like I said, I was the DK of my time, DK. I had you know. a love interest.in the Princess Toadstool.
Dixie: Of Mushroom kingdom?
Cranky: Yeah, yeah.well, our customs and their customs are completely different. I didn't know capturing here was considered evil.
Diddy: That's not our custom.
Cranky: Shut up will ya? Well to cut the story short, he beat the crap out of me and put me in the slammer. End.
Mario: Ah, excuse-a me, but I don't speak your language.
Cranky: Hello, Mario.
Mario: Cr-Crankey?
Cranky: You better be lucky, young DK here doesn't smash you into a thousand pieces. We saved you, so know you owe us.
Mario: Where's everybody?
Cranky: Who?
Mario: Luigi, Toad, the Princess!
Cranky: The PRINCESS! Why didn't you say so, idiot! [In Ape Gibberish] DK, you follow Mario and help him, okay? And when you save the princess, beat the living crap out of him, and bring her back to me.
Mario: Excuse-a me?
Cranky: Nothing.my DK here will assist you in find your friends.
That night, DK and Mario ready themselves in a search party. Cranky and the rest of the crew stay back to monitor any other suspicious movement in the jungle.
Meanwhile, Bowser storms back and forth in his command room.
Bowser: That was completely embarrassing! How am I gonna even look at the mirror anymore.
Shy Guy #1: Permission to console and suggest, sir.
Bowser: Yes, you freakin' moron.
SG#1: With Mario and Donkey Kong working together, it would be wise to find allies.
Bowser: You mean, ask for help?
SG#1: Yes, sir. We have recovered the Star Rod from ancient ruins near from Delfino Island. With this, sir, we may be able to summon help from beyond this universe and dimension.
Bowser: Wha-? You mean I had all this power in my hand and after getting beat you let me know?
SG#1: Yes, sir.
Bowser slaps SG#1 into space as he pounds his feet into the ground.
Bowser: Shy Guy #2
SG#2: Yes, sir.
Bowser: You've been promoted to number one.
SG#2: I'd rather not.sir.
Bowser: Either be number one or fly like him, too!
SG#1: Shy Guy # 1 I am, sir. Bowser: Good, now let's take care of business. This Star Rod can summon other baddies from around the universe?
SG#1: Yessir.
Bowser: Well then, do it!
SG#1: Negative, sir.
Bowser: WHAT?
SG#1: Sir.only the former # 1 knew how to operate it.
Bowser: What in the-well go find him!!!!
Meanwhile the former Shy Guy # 1 (who's real name is Horace) lands on patch of flower far away from civilization. He rubs his head and is completely upset.
Horace: Hmph! All these years serving under that bully lizard and this is the thanks I get! I'll show him.
He pulls out the Star Rod.
Horace: I'll.I'll summon every evil! I'll merge all the universes and worlds and dimensions into one and then rule it!!!
Horace lifts the rod into the sky and beings an ominous chant, filled with evil and digust.
Horace: Stars give wishes and wishes I demand. Bring forth all evils onto this land. Nothing will make sense and nothing will be right. But I will command all, day and night!
A brilliant glow shoots out of the rod and instantly covers the sky. Everything starts to melt, as if the world has no shape and nothing is solid anymore. He eyes something sailing towards him and ducks out of the way. It crashes into the ground and explodes. Horace runs to the spot and finds a triangular jewel glowing with beautiful power. The Triforce has found a new master.
Cranky: BANANNAS SAKE! Since when did you two start eating steak?
Dixie: No silly, it's him.it's HIM!
Cranky: Hmmm.oh..ohhh..OH!
Diddy: It's Mario, Cranky!
Cranky: Hurry, beat him down with some sticks, tie him in a sack full of lead and drop him into the lake!
Diddy: Why?
Cranky: Aye, you kids no nothing! Mario is a monkey's natural enemy!
Dixie: Why?
Cranky: Hurry before-
A change in the wind occurs as a monstrous thump lands inside the tree house. DK towers over everything.
Cranky: -He comes.
DK: You disobeyed me!
Cranky: I tried telling them DK! I did. Now grab that fat plumber and toss him out of here!
DK storms towards Mario, but in time, Mario regains consciousness and unable to recognize what is charging at him, he takes a power jump off DK's head and lands safely away.
Diddy: WOW! What a leap!
Cranky: He's awake! We're going to the zoo! Oh no, we're going to the Zoo!
Mario, still groggy, shakes off the effects. He looks around and eyes Cranky.
Mario: Hey, whadda happen here?
But his words are nothing but utterances for he doesn't speak Ape Gibberish and they don't speak his language.
DK: What is he saying?
Diddy: Well he doesn't look like he's mad.
Dixie: Maybe hungry.
Cranky: [In Mario's language] So you woke up, heh?
Dixie: CRANKY! You can speak his language?
Cranky: Of course I can.because I spent many years of my life in a zoo.
Diddy: What? I thought you were the DK of your time? Nothing could have stopped you.
Cranky: Well.no one.but the fat plumber.
DK: What is going on here?
Cranky: Like I said, I was the DK of my time, DK. I had you know. a love interest.in the Princess Toadstool.
Dixie: Of Mushroom kingdom?
Cranky: Yeah, yeah.well, our customs and their customs are completely different. I didn't know capturing here was considered evil.
Diddy: That's not our custom.
Cranky: Shut up will ya? Well to cut the story short, he beat the crap out of me and put me in the slammer. End.
Mario: Ah, excuse-a me, but I don't speak your language.
Cranky: Hello, Mario.
Mario: Cr-Crankey?
Cranky: You better be lucky, young DK here doesn't smash you into a thousand pieces. We saved you, so know you owe us.
Mario: Where's everybody?
Cranky: Who?
Mario: Luigi, Toad, the Princess!
Cranky: The PRINCESS! Why didn't you say so, idiot! [In Ape Gibberish] DK, you follow Mario and help him, okay? And when you save the princess, beat the living crap out of him, and bring her back to me.
Mario: Excuse-a me?
Cranky: Nothing.my DK here will assist you in find your friends.
That night, DK and Mario ready themselves in a search party. Cranky and the rest of the crew stay back to monitor any other suspicious movement in the jungle.
Meanwhile, Bowser storms back and forth in his command room.
Bowser: That was completely embarrassing! How am I gonna even look at the mirror anymore.
Shy Guy #1: Permission to console and suggest, sir.
Bowser: Yes, you freakin' moron.
SG#1: With Mario and Donkey Kong working together, it would be wise to find allies.
Bowser: You mean, ask for help?
SG#1: Yes, sir. We have recovered the Star Rod from ancient ruins near from Delfino Island. With this, sir, we may be able to summon help from beyond this universe and dimension.
Bowser: Wha-? You mean I had all this power in my hand and after getting beat you let me know?
SG#1: Yes, sir.
Bowser slaps SG#1 into space as he pounds his feet into the ground.
Bowser: Shy Guy #2
SG#2: Yes, sir.
Bowser: You've been promoted to number one.
SG#2: I'd rather not.sir.
Bowser: Either be number one or fly like him, too!
SG#1: Shy Guy # 1 I am, sir. Bowser: Good, now let's take care of business. This Star Rod can summon other baddies from around the universe?
SG#1: Yessir.
Bowser: Well then, do it!
SG#1: Negative, sir.
Bowser: WHAT?
SG#1: Sir.only the former # 1 knew how to operate it.
Bowser: What in the-well go find him!!!!
Meanwhile the former Shy Guy # 1 (who's real name is Horace) lands on patch of flower far away from civilization. He rubs his head and is completely upset.
Horace: Hmph! All these years serving under that bully lizard and this is the thanks I get! I'll show him.
He pulls out the Star Rod.
Horace: I'll.I'll summon every evil! I'll merge all the universes and worlds and dimensions into one and then rule it!!!
Horace lifts the rod into the sky and beings an ominous chant, filled with evil and digust.
Horace: Stars give wishes and wishes I demand. Bring forth all evils onto this land. Nothing will make sense and nothing will be right. But I will command all, day and night!
A brilliant glow shoots out of the rod and instantly covers the sky. Everything starts to melt, as if the world has no shape and nothing is solid anymore. He eyes something sailing towards him and ducks out of the way. It crashes into the ground and explodes. Horace runs to the spot and finds a triangular jewel glowing with beautiful power. The Triforce has found a new master.