When Fans Attack
AN: I'm doing this fic with my friend Pyra. She has the name Bulbasaur here. Next chappie, I'll introduce another friend of ours. Thanks to both of you for all your help for everything. *hugs* ^_^
Chapter 1: A Crazy Video Game, Naked Meta Knight, and Jail
MarshMallowStomper: "Must... Beat... Game... @_@ *is playing the new Kirby game for Gameboy Advance*"
Pyrasaur: "*walks up* Watcha doin'?"
MarshMallowStomper: "Kirby... Game... *is tapping buttons rapidly*"
Pyrasaur: "Ooooo. *watches*"
MarshMallowStomper: "*taptaptaptaptaptap* *GBA starts to fizzle* Kirby..."
Pyra: "Kirby..."
*GBA explodes*
Pyra and MMS: "O_O"
MMS: "NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! MY GBA!!!! *starts crying*"
Pyra: "*pats MMS on the shoulder* Don't worry, we'll just get you a new one."
MMS: "But I have no money! *cries*"
Pyra: "What do you mean, you have no money? Didn't your parents just give you a cash card?"
MMS: "*stops crying* ......*holds the cash card up in the air* Yes they did. ^_^ To Gamestop!!!"
Pyra: "Charge!! ...Literally!!"
And so, Pyra and MMS headed off to their local Gamestop to buy a new Gameboy Advance. They arrive in a matter of minutes, thanks to the friendly bus that picked them up.
Pyra: "Yay! We're here!"
MMS: "Ah Gamestop, where the employees are friendly and you get fair prices for new video games, systems, and accessories, and you get big money for used equipment(AN: Hah!!)."
Pyra: "Let's go!"
They go inside.
Employee: "Can I help you two?"
MMS: "Yes. I'd like to buy a new Gameboy Advance please."
Employee: "What color would you like? We have all colors of GBAs."
MMS: "Platinum."
Employee: "Wait right here. *leaves into a room in the back*"
MMS: "*is looking through the selection of games*"
Pyra: "*is looking at the TV screens playing games*"
Kirby Game on the Shelf: "Hey, over here."
MMS: "O_O You say something?"
Pyra: "Me? No. Why?"
MMS: "I thought I heard you say something. Huh. Must be hearing things."
Pyra: "*shrugs*"
Kirby Game on the Shelf: "Come on, you know you want me."
MMS: "Okay, that time I heard something."
Pyra: "You sure? I didn't hear anything."
MMS: "I know I heard something."
Kirby Game on the Shelf: "You have money, buy me. BUY ME."
MMS: "*notices the game is talking* O.o;; Uh... This game is talking to me."
Pyra: "??? *feels MMS's forehead* Are you sick or something?"
MMS: "No really, this game talked to me. *points to the Kirby Game on the Shelf*"
Kirby Game on the Shelf: "Buy me. Buy me. BUY ME DAMNIT!!!"
MMS and Pyra: "O___o;;;"
Kirby Game on the Shelf: "WON'T YOU BUY ME!!??"
MMS: "But, my copy of you wasn't hurt when my GBA exploded. *holds it up* See?"
Kirby Game on the Shelf: "BUY ME!!!!"
Suddenly, a portal appears in the center of the game. It starts to whirl and twirl and suck other games and systems into it, pulling harder and harder until it starts to pull MMS and Pyra in.
MMS: "AAAHHH!! HELP!!!"
Pyra: "WE'RE BEING SUCKED INTO VIDEO GAME!!! *uses a useless and heavy XBox as an anchor*"
MMS: "*grabs the counter*"
But alas, it was to no avail. The portal was too strong, and it pulled MMS and Pyra in.
MMS: "Whoah. Trippy. We're in like, the third dimension or something."
Pyra: "Cool. *watches the swirly colors*"
And they watched the colors spin and twirl until they suddenly fell unconscious.
Southern Voice: "What do ya suppose these things are?"
Naisily Voice: "I'm not sure sire, but I don't think they're from around here."
Pyra: "Oooh. My head. *opens her eyes* O_O AAHHH!!!"
MMS: "Whassa matter? *opens his eyes to see Escargoon staring right at him* AAHHHWHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!!??"
King Dedede: "What are you two doin' on my property!?"
Pyra: "*looks around* OH... MY... GOD... WE'RE ON POP STAR!!!"
MMS and Pyra have disappeared from the real world, and reappeared on Pop Star. More accurately, on King Dedede's front lawn.
MMS: "O_O Do you know what this means?"
MMS and Pyra both paused.
MMS and Pyra: "META KNIGHT!!!"
MMS and Pyra both ran off at top speed to find their favorite Kirby character. King DeDeDe and Escargoon both watched them run.
Escargoon: "...Must be from the south."
King DeDeDe: "Lousy kids."
Meanwhile, in a field near Cappy Town, Tiff, Tuff, Kirby, Fololo, and Falala are all playing tag when MMS and Pyra run by.
Tiff: "...Who was that?"
Tuff: "I don't know. One of them looked like a big turtle. I don't know what the other one was, but he kind of looked like a Cappy."
Kirby: "Kirby kirby. ^_^"
MMS: "Wait!!!"
MMS and Pyra both stop running.
Pyra: "What?"
MMS: "That was Kirby!! He'll know where Meta Knight is!!"
Pyra: "Yeah!!"
MMS and Pyra both ran in the opposite direction until they got to where Kirby and friends were.
Tiff: "O_O Who are you guys?"
MMS: "Where's Meta Knight!?"
Pyra: "Yeah!! We have to bug him for autographs!!"
Fololo: "Why would you want an autograph from him?"
Falala: "Yeah, Kirby is much better."
Kirby: "Kirby kirby. ^_^"
MMS: "WHERE IS HE, DAMNIT!!??"
Tiff: "O_O;; Uh, I think he's at King Dedede's castle."
MMS: "........ARGH!!! Come on Pyra, we gotta go all the way back to Dedede's castle...... Pyra?"
Pyra: *has glomped Kirby* ^__^"
Kirby: "*is suffocating* K_irby. X_x;;"
MMS: "You can hug him later, we gotta go find Meta Knight!!"
Pyra: "Ooh, okay. *let's go of Kirby*"
MMS and Pyra both ran back to King Dedede's castle as fast as they could.
Meta Knight: "*just got done taking a shower and is walking out of his bathroom, wearing only a towel*"
Then, MMS and Pyra crash through Meta Knight's door and tackle him.
MK: "AAAHHH!!"
MMS and Pyra: "*inaudible yelling of glee*"
Meta Knight: "AYE CARUMBA!! Who are you!!??"
MMS and Pyra: "*realize that Meta Knight isn't wearing his mask... or clothes for that matter* O___o;;; AAHH!!! *quickly let go and turn the other direction*"
MK: "*blushes and pulls out his sword from... somewhere* Who are you, and what do you want!?"
MMS: "Um, we want autographs from you, but we can wait until you're not naked."
Pyra: "Yeah, we don't need this picture in our heads. We're sick enough as it is."
MK: "...Autographs? ^^ I can get them now if you want."
MMS: "NO!! That's okay. We'll come back later."
Pyra: "Yeah."
They leave.
MMS: "*shudder* Now I have another nightmare to deal with."
Pyra: "You think too much."
MK: "*shrugs and heads off to bedroom to change*"
Pyra: "Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a Kirby to glomp. *runs back to where Kirby is*"
MMS: "And I have food to eat. *leaves for town*"
Back at the clearing...
Tiff: "I mean, what is the meaning of life? Why are we here?"
Kirby: "Ouaaayo! ^_^"
Tiff: "Good point."
Pyra: "Kirby!!"
Tuff: "Oh great, she's back."
Pyra: "*glomps Kirby* ^__^"
Kirby: "Ouayo. _;;"
Tuff: "Who are you anyway?"
Pyra: "Me and my friend got sucked into this world by an evil video game. And we want Meta Knight's autograph, but he was nekkid, so we'll get them later. *squeezes Kirby*"
Tiff: "Meta Knight was naked? O_o;;"
Tiff: "*secretly fantasizing with that image*"
Fololo and Falala: "Ew!!"
Pyra: "Yeah, but he had a towel around his waist."
All: "Phew."
Tiff: "(Darn.)"
Meanwhile, MMS was attempting to buy food.
MMS: "What do you mean, you don't accept cash cards!?"
Chef: "I'm sorry, but we don't accept cash cards here. They have to be legitimate credit cards."
MMS: "Darn."
Chef: "But the grocery store down the block accepts them. Why don't you go down there?"
MMS: "Yay. ^_^ Thanks. *leaves the restaurant*"
As MMS walked down the sidewalk toward the grocery store, he passed under a group of construction workers who were renovating the sign on a clothing store.
Careless Worker: "Lalala. *knocks a hammer off the balcony*"
The hammer fell all the way down, onto MMS's foot.
MMS: "AAAHHH!!! FUCK!!!"
Everyone within hearing radius of MMS's cursing all looked astonished and covered teh children's ears.
MMS: "...What?"
Then a police officer walked up to him and handcuffed him.
Police Officer: "Come with me young man."
MMS: "What!? What did I do?"
Officer: "Law number 42, no swearing in a town."
MMS: "Aw sh...oot"
The officer dragged MMS all the way to the jail, where he was sentenced to two days of imprisonment, and locked up.
MMS: "Since I'm already in jail, can I swear in here?"
Officer: "Yeah."
MMS: "Good. !&(*$@# !@)($* !@($*^& !#(*$ @#(!* YOUR MOMMA!!!!!"
Officer: "Tsk tsk. Kids these days."
Some Kid Outside: "Ow, my freakin' ears!"
Mother: "Good lord, that was the loudest profanity I've ever heard."
MMS: "Great, I'm stuck in jail. Now what am I gonna do? *a GBA falls from the sky and through the barred window* YAY!!! *plays with it*"
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Will MMS escape jail, or will he have to wait for his sentence to end? Will Pyra ever find out he's in jail? Will Meta Knight ever put clothes on?
Tiff: "I hope not. ;)"
...Sicko. Find out the answer to these and more questions you didn't ask in the next chapter of When Fans Attack!
AN: I'm doing this fic with my friend Pyra. She has the name Bulbasaur here. Next chappie, I'll introduce another friend of ours. Thanks to both of you for all your help for everything. *hugs* ^_^
Chapter 1: A Crazy Video Game, Naked Meta Knight, and Jail
MarshMallowStomper: "Must... Beat... Game... @_@ *is playing the new Kirby game for Gameboy Advance*"
Pyrasaur: "*walks up* Watcha doin'?"
MarshMallowStomper: "Kirby... Game... *is tapping buttons rapidly*"
Pyrasaur: "Ooooo. *watches*"
MarshMallowStomper: "*taptaptaptaptaptap* *GBA starts to fizzle* Kirby..."
Pyra: "Kirby..."
*GBA explodes*
Pyra and MMS: "O_O"
MMS: "NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! MY GBA!!!! *starts crying*"
Pyra: "*pats MMS on the shoulder* Don't worry, we'll just get you a new one."
MMS: "But I have no money! *cries*"
Pyra: "What do you mean, you have no money? Didn't your parents just give you a cash card?"
MMS: "*stops crying* ......*holds the cash card up in the air* Yes they did. ^_^ To Gamestop!!!"
Pyra: "Charge!! ...Literally!!"
And so, Pyra and MMS headed off to their local Gamestop to buy a new Gameboy Advance. They arrive in a matter of minutes, thanks to the friendly bus that picked them up.
Pyra: "Yay! We're here!"
MMS: "Ah Gamestop, where the employees are friendly and you get fair prices for new video games, systems, and accessories, and you get big money for used equipment(AN: Hah!!)."
Pyra: "Let's go!"
They go inside.
Employee: "Can I help you two?"
MMS: "Yes. I'd like to buy a new Gameboy Advance please."
Employee: "What color would you like? We have all colors of GBAs."
MMS: "Platinum."
Employee: "Wait right here. *leaves into a room in the back*"
MMS: "*is looking through the selection of games*"
Pyra: "*is looking at the TV screens playing games*"
Kirby Game on the Shelf: "Hey, over here."
MMS: "O_O You say something?"
Pyra: "Me? No. Why?"
MMS: "I thought I heard you say something. Huh. Must be hearing things."
Pyra: "*shrugs*"
Kirby Game on the Shelf: "Come on, you know you want me."
MMS: "Okay, that time I heard something."
Pyra: "You sure? I didn't hear anything."
MMS: "I know I heard something."
Kirby Game on the Shelf: "You have money, buy me. BUY ME."
MMS: "*notices the game is talking* O.o;; Uh... This game is talking to me."
Pyra: "??? *feels MMS's forehead* Are you sick or something?"
MMS: "No really, this game talked to me. *points to the Kirby Game on the Shelf*"
Kirby Game on the Shelf: "Buy me. Buy me. BUY ME DAMNIT!!!"
MMS and Pyra: "O___o;;;"
Kirby Game on the Shelf: "WON'T YOU BUY ME!!??"
MMS: "But, my copy of you wasn't hurt when my GBA exploded. *holds it up* See?"
Kirby Game on the Shelf: "BUY ME!!!!"
Suddenly, a portal appears in the center of the game. It starts to whirl and twirl and suck other games and systems into it, pulling harder and harder until it starts to pull MMS and Pyra in.
MMS: "AAAHHH!! HELP!!!"
Pyra: "WE'RE BEING SUCKED INTO VIDEO GAME!!! *uses a useless and heavy XBox as an anchor*"
MMS: "*grabs the counter*"
But alas, it was to no avail. The portal was too strong, and it pulled MMS and Pyra in.
MMS: "Whoah. Trippy. We're in like, the third dimension or something."
Pyra: "Cool. *watches the swirly colors*"
And they watched the colors spin and twirl until they suddenly fell unconscious.
Southern Voice: "What do ya suppose these things are?"
Naisily Voice: "I'm not sure sire, but I don't think they're from around here."
Pyra: "Oooh. My head. *opens her eyes* O_O AAHHH!!!"
MMS: "Whassa matter? *opens his eyes to see Escargoon staring right at him* AAHHHWHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!!??"
King Dedede: "What are you two doin' on my property!?"
Pyra: "*looks around* OH... MY... GOD... WE'RE ON POP STAR!!!"
MMS and Pyra have disappeared from the real world, and reappeared on Pop Star. More accurately, on King Dedede's front lawn.
MMS: "O_O Do you know what this means?"
MMS and Pyra both paused.
MMS and Pyra: "META KNIGHT!!!"
MMS and Pyra both ran off at top speed to find their favorite Kirby character. King DeDeDe and Escargoon both watched them run.
Escargoon: "...Must be from the south."
King DeDeDe: "Lousy kids."
Meanwhile, in a field near Cappy Town, Tiff, Tuff, Kirby, Fololo, and Falala are all playing tag when MMS and Pyra run by.
Tiff: "...Who was that?"
Tuff: "I don't know. One of them looked like a big turtle. I don't know what the other one was, but he kind of looked like a Cappy."
Kirby: "Kirby kirby. ^_^"
MMS: "Wait!!!"
MMS and Pyra both stop running.
Pyra: "What?"
MMS: "That was Kirby!! He'll know where Meta Knight is!!"
Pyra: "Yeah!!"
MMS and Pyra both ran in the opposite direction until they got to where Kirby and friends were.
Tiff: "O_O Who are you guys?"
MMS: "Where's Meta Knight!?"
Pyra: "Yeah!! We have to bug him for autographs!!"
Fololo: "Why would you want an autograph from him?"
Falala: "Yeah, Kirby is much better."
Kirby: "Kirby kirby. ^_^"
MMS: "WHERE IS HE, DAMNIT!!??"
Tiff: "O_O;; Uh, I think he's at King Dedede's castle."
MMS: "........ARGH!!! Come on Pyra, we gotta go all the way back to Dedede's castle...... Pyra?"
Pyra: *has glomped Kirby* ^__^"
Kirby: "*is suffocating* K_irby. X_x;;"
MMS: "You can hug him later, we gotta go find Meta Knight!!"
Pyra: "Ooh, okay. *let's go of Kirby*"
MMS and Pyra both ran back to King Dedede's castle as fast as they could.
Meta Knight: "*just got done taking a shower and is walking out of his bathroom, wearing only a towel*"
Then, MMS and Pyra crash through Meta Knight's door and tackle him.
MK: "AAAHHH!!"
MMS and Pyra: "*inaudible yelling of glee*"
Meta Knight: "AYE CARUMBA!! Who are you!!??"
MMS and Pyra: "*realize that Meta Knight isn't wearing his mask... or clothes for that matter* O___o;;; AAHH!!! *quickly let go and turn the other direction*"
MK: "*blushes and pulls out his sword from... somewhere* Who are you, and what do you want!?"
MMS: "Um, we want autographs from you, but we can wait until you're not naked."
Pyra: "Yeah, we don't need this picture in our heads. We're sick enough as it is."
MK: "...Autographs? ^^ I can get them now if you want."
MMS: "NO!! That's okay. We'll come back later."
Pyra: "Yeah."
They leave.
MMS: "*shudder* Now I have another nightmare to deal with."
Pyra: "You think too much."
MK: "*shrugs and heads off to bedroom to change*"
Pyra: "Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a Kirby to glomp. *runs back to where Kirby is*"
MMS: "And I have food to eat. *leaves for town*"
Back at the clearing...
Tiff: "I mean, what is the meaning of life? Why are we here?"
Kirby: "Ouaaayo! ^_^"
Tiff: "Good point."
Pyra: "Kirby!!"
Tuff: "Oh great, she's back."
Pyra: "*glomps Kirby* ^__^"
Kirby: "Ouayo. _;;"
Tuff: "Who are you anyway?"
Pyra: "Me and my friend got sucked into this world by an evil video game. And we want Meta Knight's autograph, but he was nekkid, so we'll get them later. *squeezes Kirby*"
Tiff: "Meta Knight was naked? O_o;;"
Tiff: "*secretly fantasizing with that image*"
Fololo and Falala: "Ew!!"
Pyra: "Yeah, but he had a towel around his waist."
All: "Phew."
Tiff: "(Darn.)"
Meanwhile, MMS was attempting to buy food.
MMS: "What do you mean, you don't accept cash cards!?"
Chef: "I'm sorry, but we don't accept cash cards here. They have to be legitimate credit cards."
MMS: "Darn."
Chef: "But the grocery store down the block accepts them. Why don't you go down there?"
MMS: "Yay. ^_^ Thanks. *leaves the restaurant*"
As MMS walked down the sidewalk toward the grocery store, he passed under a group of construction workers who were renovating the sign on a clothing store.
Careless Worker: "Lalala. *knocks a hammer off the balcony*"
The hammer fell all the way down, onto MMS's foot.
MMS: "AAAHHH!!! FUCK!!!"
Everyone within hearing radius of MMS's cursing all looked astonished and covered teh children's ears.
MMS: "...What?"
Then a police officer walked up to him and handcuffed him.
Police Officer: "Come with me young man."
MMS: "What!? What did I do?"
Officer: "Law number 42, no swearing in a town."
MMS: "Aw sh...oot"
The officer dragged MMS all the way to the jail, where he was sentenced to two days of imprisonment, and locked up.
MMS: "Since I'm already in jail, can I swear in here?"
Officer: "Yeah."
MMS: "Good. !&(*$@# !@)($* !@($*^& !#(*$ @#(!* YOUR MOMMA!!!!!"
Officer: "Tsk tsk. Kids these days."
Some Kid Outside: "Ow, my freakin' ears!"
Mother: "Good lord, that was the loudest profanity I've ever heard."
MMS: "Great, I'm stuck in jail. Now what am I gonna do? *a GBA falls from the sky and through the barred window* YAY!!! *plays with it*"
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Will MMS escape jail, or will he have to wait for his sentence to end? Will Pyra ever find out he's in jail? Will Meta Knight ever put clothes on?
Tiff: "I hope not. ;)"
...Sicko. Find out the answer to these and more questions you didn't ask in the next chapter of When Fans Attack!