When Fans Attack
AN: This chapter, I introduce another friend of mine and Pyra's, CherrieGal, but I'll just call her Cherrie. I'm also going to refer to myself as MMS. Marshmallowstomper takes too long to type.
Chapter 2: Having Money Kicks Ass
At the jail, at some time in the late afternoon, Marshmallowstomper is still playing with the GBA and his Kirby game.
MMS: "*humming the theme song to Charlie's Angels while beating up monsters* *loses* O_O ARGH!!! YOU SON OF A BITCH, I'LL KILL YOU!!!"
Some Person in the Next Cell: "Hey, keep it down!! I'm trying to nap!!"
MMS: "Wait... CherrieGal?"
Cherrie: "MMS? *moves to the front of her cell door and pushes her head through the bars* What are you doing here!?"
MMS: "*also pushes head through the bars of his cell door* I was gonna ask you the same thing! No, wait, lemme guess. You got sucked into a video game."
Cherrie: "You too?"
MMS: "Yup. So what are you in here for?"
Cherrie: "I kicked a Cappy for calling me "Darling." You?"
MMS: "I swore in a town after someone dropped a wrench on my foot."
Cherrie: "Ah. How long they got you in for? I'm here for two days."
MMS: "Me too."
Cherrie: "But I have a plan to escape."
MMS: "Really? Will it work?"
Cherrie: "If my calculations are correct, yes."
MMS: "So, what do we do?"
Cherrie: "Well, first we have to *whisper whisper whisper*"
MMS: "Ooooh. So, when are we gonna do it?"
Cherrie: "We'll get our chance tonight."
MMS: "Kick ass."
Cherrie: "Wait, can we swear in here?"
MMS: "Yup."
Cherrie: "...*yells in the direction of the warden* YOU'RE A !@^$(# @ ##& &@# (&$!@# $# FOR A FACE!!!"
MMS: "Nice."
As MMS and Cherrie discussed her plan to escape from prison, Pyra had set out in search for food at the nearest town.
Pyra: "Hungry. Need food. *steps on something* Oh great, what'd I step on?"
Pyra leans over and picks up whatever it is she stepped on.
Pyra: "Hey, it's MMS's cash card. I wonder where he is? *walks over to a near by Cappy* 'Scuse me, have you seen this guy? *holds up the card*"
Woman: "That foul mouthed little hoodlum who has absolutely no respect for the people and laws of this town?"
Pyra: "Yeah, that's him."
Woman: "He said the most awful things, right in front of my children, so a nice police officer took him to jail."
Pyra: "O_O Jail!?"
Woman: "Yes."
Pyra: "Where is it!?"
Woman: "*points in the direction of the jail* That way."
Pyra: "*runs off*"
MMS's Cash Card: "Weee! ^_^ *realizes it's not supposed to be talking* Oops. *shuts up*"
Back at the jail...
MMS: "I don't think this is gonna work. I mean, they wouldn't put one of these in a jail cell without making it secure."
Cherrie: "Well, it's worth a try."
MMS: "Okay."
Pyra: "*breaks the entrance door down* Pyrasaur to the resc-... What the hell are you two doing?"
MMS and Cherrie: "*are hanging from the air vents in the ceiling in their cells*"
MMS: "Uh, escaping?"
Cherrie: "It's my master plan to free ourselves from the shackles of imprisonment brought on to us by the government that tries to rule every aspect of our lives with their petty laws and rules."
Pyra: "O..kay... Well, I'm breaking you out. ^_^"
MMS: "How you gonna do that?"
Pyra: "*takes the key from the sleeping warden* Lazy ass Cappy. *unlocks MMS's and Cherrie's cell*"
Cherrie: "Freedom!!"
MMS: "Weee!!"
They both hug Pyra.
Pyra: "Aww. ^^"
MMS: "Now, lets celebrate our escaping by going out to eat!! *reaches in his pocket* O_O MY CASH CARD!! IT'S GONE!!"
Pyra: "*holds it up* You mean this?"
MMS: "Cashy!! *holds it* I'l never ever let you go again Cashy. *huggles it*"
Cherrie: "...You named it Cashy? O_o;;"
MMS: "You'd name your cash card if you had one. Now, food we eat must yay."
Pyra: "Oh yeah, I forgot something. *whacks MMS upside the head* Watch your language! :P"
MMS: "Oh, look who's talking, Miss Sailor-Mouth."
So they left the jail, without anyone trying to stop them at all, and went to a fast food joint where they ate huge hamburgers. Nobody noticed that two escaped convicts were on the loose, and they probably wouldn't care.
Pyra: "Hey, MMS, what's the limit on your card?"
MMS: "Twenty-five dollars, but I can go over it. And my parents can't cancel it, because THEY'RE NOT HERE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH-"
Waiter: "Sir, your card has been canceled."
MMS: "....Aw poopie."
Cherrie: "But, how are we gonna pay for the burgers?"
Later on...
MMS: "*is scrubbing the hell out of a stubborn stain on a plate* Oh, this bechamel sauce is the worst!!"
Pyra and Cherrie: "O_o;;"
MMS: "....Whaat? *Pyra and Cherrie keep looking at him* Well, they are!! *keeps scrubbing*"
Pyra and Cherrie: "*also continue scrubbing*"
They scrubbed late into the night, until they finally worked off their meals. By the time they finished, it was almost midnight, and they needed a place to sleep.
Cherrie: "Where're we gonna sleep? In a field of grass with nothing over us to protect us from the stuff like the rain?"
MMS: "Maybe we can find a tree to crash under."
Pyra: "Like that one? *points to a huge-ass tree right in the middle of a field*"
Cherrie: "Convenient."
MMS: "*turns around to face the other direction* O__O Hayaflibabidyblahdotoomooargywurg!!"
Pyra: "*is smoothing out the grass under the tree* Not now MMS, I'm fixing a place to sleep."
MMS: "O_____O;;; Hayaflibabidyblahdotoomooargywurg!!!!"
Pyra: "*sigh* What's wrong now? *turns around too* O____O B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-"
Cherrie: "*is also smoothing out grass* What's wrong with you two?"
MMS and Pyra: "BEAR!!!!!"
Cherrie: "O.O *turns around and sees a big Brown Bear right in front of them*"
MMS, Pyra and Cherrie: "AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! *run up the tree as fast as they possibly can*"
Bear: "...Rawr. *tries to climb the tree too, but falls flat on his ass* Rawr!! __ *keeps trying*"
MMS: "He's gonna eat us!!"
Cherrie: "We're gonna die!!"
Pyra: "I'm too young!!"
Bear: "*has fallen asleep*"
Cherrie: "Hey, I got an idea."
MMS and Pyra: "What is it?"
Cherrie: "Let's sleep up here for the night. It's not too bad, and there's three big flat branches to lay on."
MMS: "I agree."
Pyra: "Me too."
They then went to sleep, each taking one of the three branches Cherrie mentioned. The next morning, the bear had left, and MMS was gone.
Pyra: "*yawn* Hey, where's MMS?"
Cherrie: "*bigger yawn* *looks around* I dunno. Did he climb down?"
They both looked down the trunk of the tree, to find that MMS had fallen off the branch he was sleeping on, and fell all the way to the ground.
Pyra: "O_O Oh my god!! *climbs down*"
Cherrie: "MMS!! *also climbs down*"
After they make it down, they pick up MMS's body and start crying.
Pyra: "He was so young!! *sob*"
Cherrie: "Why did he have to fall!?"
MMS: "*snooooooooooooooooore*"
Cherrie and Pyra: "........... *they drop him*"
MMS: "*snooooooooooooore*"
Cherrie: "How could anyone survive that? O_o"
Pyra: "I don't know, but he did."
MMS: "*wakes up* O_O THE BUNNIES ARE EVIL!!! WHERE'S MY HOLY HAND GRENADE!!!??? ....Wait. This isn't Monty Python and the Holy Grail."
Pyra: "No duh. Now come on, we have to go into town and get jobs."
MMS: "Yay!"
Cherrie: "Money, here we come!!"
One hour later...
MMS, Pyra, and Cherrie: "*all in different locations* WEEEE!!! *runs to the town square*"
MMS: "I got a job!"
Pyra: "Me too!"
Cherrie: "So did I!"
MMS, Pyra, and Cherrie: "MONEY!!!"
Cherrie: "What jobs did you get? I'm a papergirl."
MMS: "Grocery store clerk."
Pyra: "French maid. :P"
MMS and Pyra: "O_O"
Pyra: "Well, I'm off! I have a hotel to look after! *leaves*"
MMS: "I'm starting as a stock boy today. See ya! *also leaves*"
Cherrie: "*whistles and leaves*"
MMS: "*is stacking soup cans into a pyramid, wearing a dorky apron thingy* Lalalalala. *pyramid falls over* Damnit!! *starts over*"
Cherrie: "*throwing newspapers onto the customer's porches* This is so easy! ^_^ *accidently throws one through a window*"
Woman in the House: "What was that!?"
Cherrie: "O_O *runs really fast while still throwing papers*"
Pyra: "*dusting off a dresser while talking in a cheesy French accent* Oui, zis job eez so eezy, I luv eet! Oui! *starts to sing opera music*"
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Will our heroes ever get payed? Will it be enough money to survive in Cappy town? Will Pyra stop singing, or is she actually cursed so that she can only sing, and not talk in any way? And what the hell ever happened to Kirby and the rest of the gang? And Meta-Knight too!!
Rabid Meta-Knight Fans: "YEAH!!!"
O_O;; Um, he's back in the next chapter of, When Fans Attack!! YAAAAHHH!!! *explodes*
AN: This chapter, I introduce another friend of mine and Pyra's, CherrieGal, but I'll just call her Cherrie. I'm also going to refer to myself as MMS. Marshmallowstomper takes too long to type.
Chapter 2: Having Money Kicks Ass
At the jail, at some time in the late afternoon, Marshmallowstomper is still playing with the GBA and his Kirby game.
MMS: "*humming the theme song to Charlie's Angels while beating up monsters* *loses* O_O ARGH!!! YOU SON OF A BITCH, I'LL KILL YOU!!!"
Some Person in the Next Cell: "Hey, keep it down!! I'm trying to nap!!"
MMS: "Wait... CherrieGal?"
Cherrie: "MMS? *moves to the front of her cell door and pushes her head through the bars* What are you doing here!?"
MMS: "*also pushes head through the bars of his cell door* I was gonna ask you the same thing! No, wait, lemme guess. You got sucked into a video game."
Cherrie: "You too?"
MMS: "Yup. So what are you in here for?"
Cherrie: "I kicked a Cappy for calling me "Darling." You?"
MMS: "I swore in a town after someone dropped a wrench on my foot."
Cherrie: "Ah. How long they got you in for? I'm here for two days."
MMS: "Me too."
Cherrie: "But I have a plan to escape."
MMS: "Really? Will it work?"
Cherrie: "If my calculations are correct, yes."
MMS: "So, what do we do?"
Cherrie: "Well, first we have to *whisper whisper whisper*"
MMS: "Ooooh. So, when are we gonna do it?"
Cherrie: "We'll get our chance tonight."
MMS: "Kick ass."
Cherrie: "Wait, can we swear in here?"
MMS: "Yup."
Cherrie: "...*yells in the direction of the warden* YOU'RE A !@^$(# @ ##& &@# (&$!@# $# FOR A FACE!!!"
MMS: "Nice."
As MMS and Cherrie discussed her plan to escape from prison, Pyra had set out in search for food at the nearest town.
Pyra: "Hungry. Need food. *steps on something* Oh great, what'd I step on?"
Pyra leans over and picks up whatever it is she stepped on.
Pyra: "Hey, it's MMS's cash card. I wonder where he is? *walks over to a near by Cappy* 'Scuse me, have you seen this guy? *holds up the card*"
Woman: "That foul mouthed little hoodlum who has absolutely no respect for the people and laws of this town?"
Pyra: "Yeah, that's him."
Woman: "He said the most awful things, right in front of my children, so a nice police officer took him to jail."
Pyra: "O_O Jail!?"
Woman: "Yes."
Pyra: "Where is it!?"
Woman: "*points in the direction of the jail* That way."
Pyra: "*runs off*"
MMS's Cash Card: "Weee! ^_^ *realizes it's not supposed to be talking* Oops. *shuts up*"
Back at the jail...
MMS: "I don't think this is gonna work. I mean, they wouldn't put one of these in a jail cell without making it secure."
Cherrie: "Well, it's worth a try."
MMS: "Okay."
Pyra: "*breaks the entrance door down* Pyrasaur to the resc-... What the hell are you two doing?"
MMS and Cherrie: "*are hanging from the air vents in the ceiling in their cells*"
MMS: "Uh, escaping?"
Cherrie: "It's my master plan to free ourselves from the shackles of imprisonment brought on to us by the government that tries to rule every aspect of our lives with their petty laws and rules."
Pyra: "O..kay... Well, I'm breaking you out. ^_^"
MMS: "How you gonna do that?"
Pyra: "*takes the key from the sleeping warden* Lazy ass Cappy. *unlocks MMS's and Cherrie's cell*"
Cherrie: "Freedom!!"
MMS: "Weee!!"
They both hug Pyra.
Pyra: "Aww. ^^"
MMS: "Now, lets celebrate our escaping by going out to eat!! *reaches in his pocket* O_O MY CASH CARD!! IT'S GONE!!"
Pyra: "*holds it up* You mean this?"
MMS: "Cashy!! *holds it* I'l never ever let you go again Cashy. *huggles it*"
Cherrie: "...You named it Cashy? O_o;;"
MMS: "You'd name your cash card if you had one. Now, food we eat must yay."
Pyra: "Oh yeah, I forgot something. *whacks MMS upside the head* Watch your language! :P"
MMS: "Oh, look who's talking, Miss Sailor-Mouth."
So they left the jail, without anyone trying to stop them at all, and went to a fast food joint where they ate huge hamburgers. Nobody noticed that two escaped convicts were on the loose, and they probably wouldn't care.
Pyra: "Hey, MMS, what's the limit on your card?"
MMS: "Twenty-five dollars, but I can go over it. And my parents can't cancel it, because THEY'RE NOT HERE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH-"
Waiter: "Sir, your card has been canceled."
MMS: "....Aw poopie."
Cherrie: "But, how are we gonna pay for the burgers?"
Later on...
MMS: "*is scrubbing the hell out of a stubborn stain on a plate* Oh, this bechamel sauce is the worst!!"
Pyra and Cherrie: "O_o;;"
MMS: "....Whaat? *Pyra and Cherrie keep looking at him* Well, they are!! *keeps scrubbing*"
Pyra and Cherrie: "*also continue scrubbing*"
They scrubbed late into the night, until they finally worked off their meals. By the time they finished, it was almost midnight, and they needed a place to sleep.
Cherrie: "Where're we gonna sleep? In a field of grass with nothing over us to protect us from the stuff like the rain?"
MMS: "Maybe we can find a tree to crash under."
Pyra: "Like that one? *points to a huge-ass tree right in the middle of a field*"
Cherrie: "Convenient."
MMS: "*turns around to face the other direction* O__O Hayaflibabidyblahdotoomooargywurg!!"
Pyra: "*is smoothing out the grass under the tree* Not now MMS, I'm fixing a place to sleep."
MMS: "O_____O;;; Hayaflibabidyblahdotoomooargywurg!!!!"
Pyra: "*sigh* What's wrong now? *turns around too* O____O B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-"
Cherrie: "*is also smoothing out grass* What's wrong with you two?"
MMS and Pyra: "BEAR!!!!!"
Cherrie: "O.O *turns around and sees a big Brown Bear right in front of them*"
MMS, Pyra and Cherrie: "AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! *run up the tree as fast as they possibly can*"
Bear: "...Rawr. *tries to climb the tree too, but falls flat on his ass* Rawr!! __ *keeps trying*"
MMS: "He's gonna eat us!!"
Cherrie: "We're gonna die!!"
Pyra: "I'm too young!!"
Bear: "*has fallen asleep*"
Cherrie: "Hey, I got an idea."
MMS and Pyra: "What is it?"
Cherrie: "Let's sleep up here for the night. It's not too bad, and there's three big flat branches to lay on."
MMS: "I agree."
Pyra: "Me too."
They then went to sleep, each taking one of the three branches Cherrie mentioned. The next morning, the bear had left, and MMS was gone.
Pyra: "*yawn* Hey, where's MMS?"
Cherrie: "*bigger yawn* *looks around* I dunno. Did he climb down?"
They both looked down the trunk of the tree, to find that MMS had fallen off the branch he was sleeping on, and fell all the way to the ground.
Pyra: "O_O Oh my god!! *climbs down*"
Cherrie: "MMS!! *also climbs down*"
After they make it down, they pick up MMS's body and start crying.
Pyra: "He was so young!! *sob*"
Cherrie: "Why did he have to fall!?"
MMS: "*snooooooooooooooooore*"
Cherrie and Pyra: "........... *they drop him*"
MMS: "*snooooooooooooore*"
Cherrie: "How could anyone survive that? O_o"
Pyra: "I don't know, but he did."
MMS: "*wakes up* O_O THE BUNNIES ARE EVIL!!! WHERE'S MY HOLY HAND GRENADE!!!??? ....Wait. This isn't Monty Python and the Holy Grail."
Pyra: "No duh. Now come on, we have to go into town and get jobs."
MMS: "Yay!"
Cherrie: "Money, here we come!!"
One hour later...
MMS, Pyra, and Cherrie: "*all in different locations* WEEEE!!! *runs to the town square*"
MMS: "I got a job!"
Pyra: "Me too!"
Cherrie: "So did I!"
MMS, Pyra, and Cherrie: "MONEY!!!"
Cherrie: "What jobs did you get? I'm a papergirl."
MMS: "Grocery store clerk."
Pyra: "French maid. :P"
MMS and Pyra: "O_O"
Pyra: "Well, I'm off! I have a hotel to look after! *leaves*"
MMS: "I'm starting as a stock boy today. See ya! *also leaves*"
Cherrie: "*whistles and leaves*"
MMS: "*is stacking soup cans into a pyramid, wearing a dorky apron thingy* Lalalalala. *pyramid falls over* Damnit!! *starts over*"
Cherrie: "*throwing newspapers onto the customer's porches* This is so easy! ^_^ *accidently throws one through a window*"
Woman in the House: "What was that!?"
Cherrie: "O_O *runs really fast while still throwing papers*"
Pyra: "*dusting off a dresser while talking in a cheesy French accent* Oui, zis job eez so eezy, I luv eet! Oui! *starts to sing opera music*"
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Will our heroes ever get payed? Will it be enough money to survive in Cappy town? Will Pyra stop singing, or is she actually cursed so that she can only sing, and not talk in any way? And what the hell ever happened to Kirby and the rest of the gang? And Meta-Knight too!!
Rabid Meta-Knight Fans: "YEAH!!!"
O_O;; Um, he's back in the next chapter of, When Fans Attack!! YAAAAHHH!!! *explodes*