Chapter 2-Drunken Isanity
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Bakura-...uh oh!we better watch out pharoah,we might be in trouble.-_-'
CN(chibi nova)-*giggles nervously* umm I guess we should start the next chapter. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
[The entire YGO gang enters along with Mike and April-yet again.]
Mike-[to Bakura]Did April ever give you back the flamethrower I bought you?*glares at April,she grins nervously and backs away.*
Bakura-No!She said I wasn't mature enough to handle the responsibility!I'm fucking 6,000 years old god damnit! I can't get much more mature!
Mike-At least she didn't get the taser I got you for Christmas.
Bakura-*grins evilly*Oh yeah,I almost forgot.
April-[goes over to Bakura and gives him a truck load of beer;they get drunk as hell together] [slurring]Damnit,Bakura,we need to do this more often!
All- -_-' riiiight.
Yugi-Well now that they're drunk as hell,anyone for a duel?
Seto-Yeah,I brought my holographic projection discs.
Joey-I'm up for a good duel,just as long as Kaiba lays off on the dog puns.[glares at Seto]
Seto-[Looks at Joey innocently ^_^']What are you talking about?
[All turn around to hear April and Bakura singing]
A+B-[Slurring horribly] 99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer,take one down pass it around,98 bottles of beer!
Yami Malik-that looks like some good shit!*goes over and gets drunk too*
Malik-My head is starting to hurt.
Ryou-Mine too *throws up* * * [back to the rest of the guys]
Joey-I want to duel Mai again.* looks over at Mai,who is putting on her make-up*
Seto-Don't give her those "puppy dog" eyes and just duel already!
Joey-*thinks about Seto's comment for a moment* Hey!You promised!*pouts*
[Mokuba walks in]
Mokuba-Big brother,I was just in your lab and I think you dropped this magazine on your way out.What does Yaoi mean?
Joey-*looks at Seto and blushes*So, uh how long ya' been you know?
Seto-*blushes* Never Mind that, just duel! Mokuba,go and sit with Tea!*looks over and sees Ryou and Malik*Better yet,go find some really strong asperin for those two *points over to them*
[Everyone turns to look at Ryou and Malik,who are puking and crying from headaches.They then turn to see April,Bakura and Yami Malik who are now having laughing fits.]
Yugi-[To Yami]At least YOU aren't getting drunk,and we can still duel.[Yami smiles at his aibou and nods.]
[The duel begins]
Mai-First,Joseph,I play harpies ladyin attack mode and I add the rose whip to raise its attack and defense.[Joey pulls his cards and makes his first move]
Joey-Oh,yeah Mai?I play the Red Eyes Black Dragon in attack mode.[The dragon attacks her harpies lady,destroying it,and then he attacks her life points directly.The duel ends,Joey wins.]I knew I could beat you without Yug's backseat dueling!*Yugi frowns and puts his head down*
Yami-[to Yugi]It's okay Aibou*gives Yugi a hug* [to Joey] Besides A)if it weren't for Yugi's grandpa,you wouldn't be able to duel right,B)Yugi gave you that Time Wizard card that usually helps you win,C)Rex Raptor gave you that Red Eyes Black Dragon card, and D)above all,I was the one who was helping you not little Yugi you ungrateful twit!*sticks his tongue out at the totally shocked Joey*[everyone looks at Yami,shocked -_-' They hear something in the background.They turn to see the "three drunken musketeers still drinking,but now they are accompanied by Ryou and Malik.]
Ryou-I never thought drinking could be this fun!*hiccup*
Malik-Ain't that the *hiccup* truth.
[April and Bakura are now kissing and drinking between stopping for air(make sense?)]
Bakura-Damn,woman,what kind of beer is this shit?
April-It's regular beer,except I added a lot of rum and vodka and Kahula(kahoola?)
Bakura-WOW! What a great combination April-chan! You even got the weaklings to drink!*he points to Ryou and Malik...Yami Malik looks about ready to keel over*I can't believe that Yami Malik is about to pass out already.This is some REALLY good shit.[Bakura was about to kiss April again,but Yami Mike and Yami April appear.]
Yami April-[Looks at what is going on,noticing her aibou kissing the ex- tomb robber,she cringed and took a cup of beer and went to the others]Hey guys,Sorry for my hikari's mess.
All-*nod and look to see Yami Mike*
Yami Mike-OOH!Beer! *starts drinking*This is good!*drinks some more,and gets drunk*
Mike- -_-' Yami!!! Don't get too drunk!Remember,I'm the one that feels it in the morning.[Yami Mike nods and stops drinking before he got too plastered and joind everyone else...Bakura,April,Ryou,Malik,and Yami Malik are sleeping soundly]
[Just then the bell rings]
Joey- Should we tell them it's time to go?
Tea- * whacks Joey in the head* No we let them sleep for a while..DUH!
[The gang exits while the five of them are sound asleep.] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
-Well thats all for the second chapter...I don't know if there will be anymore because I dropped my French class.umm please R/R.
CN(chibi nova)-*giggles nervously* umm I guess we should start the next chapter. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
[The entire YGO gang enters along with Mike and April-yet again.]
Mike-[to Bakura]Did April ever give you back the flamethrower I bought you?*glares at April,she grins nervously and backs away.*
Bakura-No!She said I wasn't mature enough to handle the responsibility!I'm fucking 6,000 years old god damnit! I can't get much more mature!
Mike-At least she didn't get the taser I got you for Christmas.
Bakura-*grins evilly*Oh yeah,I almost forgot.
April-[goes over to Bakura and gives him a truck load of beer;they get drunk as hell together] [slurring]Damnit,Bakura,we need to do this more often!
All- -_-' riiiight.
Yugi-Well now that they're drunk as hell,anyone for a duel?
Seto-Yeah,I brought my holographic projection discs.
Joey-I'm up for a good duel,just as long as Kaiba lays off on the dog puns.[glares at Seto]
Seto-[Looks at Joey innocently ^_^']What are you talking about?
[All turn around to hear April and Bakura singing]
A+B-[Slurring horribly] 99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer,take one down pass it around,98 bottles of beer!
Yami Malik-that looks like some good shit!*goes over and gets drunk too*
Malik-My head is starting to hurt.
Ryou-Mine too *throws up* * * [back to the rest of the guys]
Joey-I want to duel Mai again.* looks over at Mai,who is putting on her make-up*
Seto-Don't give her those "puppy dog" eyes and just duel already!
Joey-*thinks about Seto's comment for a moment* Hey!You promised!*pouts*
[Mokuba walks in]
Mokuba-Big brother,I was just in your lab and I think you dropped this magazine on your way out.What does Yaoi mean?
Joey-*looks at Seto and blushes*So, uh how long ya' been you know?
Seto-*blushes* Never Mind that, just duel! Mokuba,go and sit with Tea!*looks over and sees Ryou and Malik*Better yet,go find some really strong asperin for those two *points over to them*
[Everyone turns to look at Ryou and Malik,who are puking and crying from headaches.They then turn to see April,Bakura and Yami Malik who are now having laughing fits.]
Yugi-[To Yami]At least YOU aren't getting drunk,and we can still duel.[Yami smiles at his aibou and nods.]
[The duel begins]
Mai-First,Joseph,I play harpies ladyin attack mode and I add the rose whip to raise its attack and defense.[Joey pulls his cards and makes his first move]
Joey-Oh,yeah Mai?I play the Red Eyes Black Dragon in attack mode.[The dragon attacks her harpies lady,destroying it,and then he attacks her life points directly.The duel ends,Joey wins.]I knew I could beat you without Yug's backseat dueling!*Yugi frowns and puts his head down*
Yami-[to Yugi]It's okay Aibou*gives Yugi a hug* [to Joey] Besides A)if it weren't for Yugi's grandpa,you wouldn't be able to duel right,B)Yugi gave you that Time Wizard card that usually helps you win,C)Rex Raptor gave you that Red Eyes Black Dragon card, and D)above all,I was the one who was helping you not little Yugi you ungrateful twit!*sticks his tongue out at the totally shocked Joey*[everyone looks at Yami,shocked -_-' They hear something in the background.They turn to see the "three drunken musketeers still drinking,but now they are accompanied by Ryou and Malik.]
Ryou-I never thought drinking could be this fun!*hiccup*
Malik-Ain't that the *hiccup* truth.
[April and Bakura are now kissing and drinking between stopping for air(make sense?)]
Bakura-Damn,woman,what kind of beer is this shit?
April-It's regular beer,except I added a lot of rum and vodka and Kahula(kahoola?)
Bakura-WOW! What a great combination April-chan! You even got the weaklings to drink!*he points to Ryou and Malik...Yami Malik looks about ready to keel over*I can't believe that Yami Malik is about to pass out already.This is some REALLY good shit.[Bakura was about to kiss April again,but Yami Mike and Yami April appear.]
Yami April-[Looks at what is going on,noticing her aibou kissing the ex- tomb robber,she cringed and took a cup of beer and went to the others]Hey guys,Sorry for my hikari's mess.
All-*nod and look to see Yami Mike*
Yami Mike-OOH!Beer! *starts drinking*This is good!*drinks some more,and gets drunk*
Mike- -_-' Yami!!! Don't get too drunk!Remember,I'm the one that feels it in the morning.[Yami Mike nods and stops drinking before he got too plastered and joind everyone else...Bakura,April,Ryou,Malik,and Yami Malik are sleeping soundly]
[Just then the bell rings]
Joey- Should we tell them it's time to go?
Tea- * whacks Joey in the head* No we let them sleep for a while..DUH!
[The gang exits while the five of them are sound asleep.] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
-Well thats all for the second chapter...I don't know if there will be anymore because I dropped my French class.umm please R/R.