Disclaimer: I don't own pokemon or pokemon adventures.
This chapter is very corny, because I'm too used to writing the way
teachers like you to. My apologies if that bothers you.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Was Gary's first reaction. "You chicken! That's just some guy on a Dragonite! It looks like." "Lance! Get off that Dragonite's head RIGHT THIS INSTANCE!!!" Yelled Tari in a very bossy voice. Lance jumped back, very surprised to hear that voice; and in doing so, he fell off the Dragonite. "Go, Hitmonlee! Catch him!" Hitmonlee caught Lance and dragged him over to the spot where Tari, Blue, and Gary were standing. "Hey! Lemme go!" Yelled Lance. He was struggling against Tari's hitmonlee. "Lance! What the heck do you think you're doing?!" Tari was scolding Lance, and showing no mercy. Blue and Gary were just plain confused. "Um, Tari, do you know him?" Gary asked timidly. "Heck I know him! He's my brother!" Tari was steaming now. She was yelling at Lance for who-knows-what, and waving her arms around in an impatient way. "You said he was in that really powerful group called what, the Elly Four?" Whispered Gary to Blue. "It's the Elite Four, and yes, he is in the Elite Four." "Then why is he just sitting there and letting her yell at him like that? I mean, couldn't he just blow her up or something?" "How the heck do you think I know?" Snapped Blue, who was now watching the dust cloud made by Tari and Lance. And guess who beat up who? Tari beat up Lance! "Ow. How humiliating. Beaten up by my own little sister. In front of the rest of the Elite Four too." Lance got up and rubbed his head. Uneasily, he asked," Um, am I excused now?" Tari blew up all over again. "BEING IN THE ELITE FOUR IS DANGEROUS, AND I'M ONE OF THE PEOPLE TRYING TO STOP THE ELITE FOUR'S PLAN OF DESTROYING HUMANKIND FOR POKEMON! POKEMON GET ALONG VERY WELL WITH MOST HUMANS," Tari glared at Gary. " BUT THIS IS GETTING STUPID!!!! IF YOU DESTROY HUMANKIND, YOU'LL DESTROY ME! AND BLUE! AND A WHOLE BUNCH OF OTHER INNOCENT PEOPLE THAT LOVE THEIR POKEMON!" "Um, Tari, can I interrupt a second?" "What?" "Breath." "*Breath*" "Ok, you can continue now." "YOU'RE TRYING TO DESTROY INNOCENT PEOPLE, JUST BECAUSE OF YOUR STUPID OPINIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Tari was pacing the yard by now. "Um, could you talk a little more quietly?" Lance asked timidly. "NO!!!!!!! WHY SHOULD I?!" "Because the rest of the Elite Four is here too." Tari turned around, and there was Lorelei, Agatha, and Bruno, all with their pokemon ready for battle. "Uh oh." "I have a good idea," squeaked Blue. "What?" "RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" All three of them (Tari, Blue and Gary) turned heel and ran. The Elite Four just followed, with Bruno's Hitmonlee gaining quickly. "What-are-we*pant* going to *wheeze* do know?" Asked Gary. "I guess we keep running until we loose them," sighed Tari, who was gliding easily. "That's*pant* easy for *cough* you to say." muttered Blue. "Well, I'd advise you to run faster, because Hitmonlee's gaining quickly!" Yelled Tari. She sped up and picked up two poke balls from her belt. "If you guys really want, you can ride on my Rapidashes! Go Rapidash! Hop on!" As they sped on, the Elite Four on their heels, Tari forgot that being in pallet and traveling south meant that they would soon reach water. What will happen when the unlikely trio reaches the water's edge? Will they turn and fight? Or will they continue to run? Find out next chapter!
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Was Gary's first reaction. "You chicken! That's just some guy on a Dragonite! It looks like." "Lance! Get off that Dragonite's head RIGHT THIS INSTANCE!!!" Yelled Tari in a very bossy voice. Lance jumped back, very surprised to hear that voice; and in doing so, he fell off the Dragonite. "Go, Hitmonlee! Catch him!" Hitmonlee caught Lance and dragged him over to the spot where Tari, Blue, and Gary were standing. "Hey! Lemme go!" Yelled Lance. He was struggling against Tari's hitmonlee. "Lance! What the heck do you think you're doing?!" Tari was scolding Lance, and showing no mercy. Blue and Gary were just plain confused. "Um, Tari, do you know him?" Gary asked timidly. "Heck I know him! He's my brother!" Tari was steaming now. She was yelling at Lance for who-knows-what, and waving her arms around in an impatient way. "You said he was in that really powerful group called what, the Elly Four?" Whispered Gary to Blue. "It's the Elite Four, and yes, he is in the Elite Four." "Then why is he just sitting there and letting her yell at him like that? I mean, couldn't he just blow her up or something?" "How the heck do you think I know?" Snapped Blue, who was now watching the dust cloud made by Tari and Lance. And guess who beat up who? Tari beat up Lance! "Ow. How humiliating. Beaten up by my own little sister. In front of the rest of the Elite Four too." Lance got up and rubbed his head. Uneasily, he asked," Um, am I excused now?" Tari blew up all over again. "BEING IN THE ELITE FOUR IS DANGEROUS, AND I'M ONE OF THE PEOPLE TRYING TO STOP THE ELITE FOUR'S PLAN OF DESTROYING HUMANKIND FOR POKEMON! POKEMON GET ALONG VERY WELL WITH MOST HUMANS," Tari glared at Gary. " BUT THIS IS GETTING STUPID!!!! IF YOU DESTROY HUMANKIND, YOU'LL DESTROY ME! AND BLUE! AND A WHOLE BUNCH OF OTHER INNOCENT PEOPLE THAT LOVE THEIR POKEMON!" "Um, Tari, can I interrupt a second?" "What?" "Breath." "*Breath*" "Ok, you can continue now." "YOU'RE TRYING TO DESTROY INNOCENT PEOPLE, JUST BECAUSE OF YOUR STUPID OPINIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Tari was pacing the yard by now. "Um, could you talk a little more quietly?" Lance asked timidly. "NO!!!!!!! WHY SHOULD I?!" "Because the rest of the Elite Four is here too." Tari turned around, and there was Lorelei, Agatha, and Bruno, all with their pokemon ready for battle. "Uh oh." "I have a good idea," squeaked Blue. "What?" "RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" All three of them (Tari, Blue and Gary) turned heel and ran. The Elite Four just followed, with Bruno's Hitmonlee gaining quickly. "What-are-we*pant* going to *wheeze* do know?" Asked Gary. "I guess we keep running until we loose them," sighed Tari, who was gliding easily. "That's*pant* easy for *cough* you to say." muttered Blue. "Well, I'd advise you to run faster, because Hitmonlee's gaining quickly!" Yelled Tari. She sped up and picked up two poke balls from her belt. "If you guys really want, you can ride on my Rapidashes! Go Rapidash! Hop on!" As they sped on, the Elite Four on their heels, Tari forgot that being in pallet and traveling south meant that they would soon reach water. What will happen when the unlikely trio reaches the water's edge? Will they turn and fight? Or will they continue to run? Find out next chapter!