(My first attempt at humor. Ooooh, scary huh? Flame if you want, you won't
be hurting my feelings. Oh yeah, I'm in this fic. I gotta keep these people
from killing each other.)
Chapter 1
* Kahn-vict (me) sits in front of tv, bored. He lives in the country, and hears a noise outside. He goes for his shotgun, then goes outside. *
Magic Cow: Moooo.
Kahn-vict: Stupid cow.
Kahn-vict: * proceeds to shoot the Magic Cow in the knee. *
Magic Cow: Urk.
* Interdimensional portal opens, dropping all 6 animorphs, Chapman, and Visser Three on the grass.
Magic Cow: *disappears*
Jake: what the hell?
Kahn-vict: Looks like that magic cow brought you all here.
Visser Three: YOU ALL WILL BURN!! CHAPMAN! BURN THEM!
Chapman: * shrugs *
Kahn-vict: There will be NO BURNING in my fic! GOT THAT!!
Visser Three: O_o gotcha.
Marco: * lights cigarette* Now what?
Cassie: Marco when did you start smoking?
Marco: when I was 8. Morphing restores my lungs. So who cares?
Rachel: &* & ^ % $ # $ % cigarettes * & $ ^ %@ ! @ Marco!
Kahn-vict: When did she start cursing like that?
Tobias: Applegate edited all her choice words.
Kahn-vict: Oh. Right.
Jake: So what now?
Kahn-vict * decides to use an essential for humor fics, snaps fingers and an RV falls out of the sky*
Marco: * still smoking * Cool. Who's driving?
Rachel: % ^ $ # @! ^ ^&%$ * & %
Kahn-vict: Visser Three, since hes the only one old enough.
Chapman: What about me?
Kahn-vict: Jake?
Jake: * Morphs into a Siberian tiger and tears Chapman limb from limb. *
Chapman: * Dies *
All: O_o
Kahn-vict: Now, where were we?
Cassie: Road Trip!
Marco: * lights another cigarette * Right.
Ax: This fiction made by a fan holds no self evident point.
Rachel: % ^ & $$ #!!
Jake: * Morphs into self *
Visser Three: SOMETHING WILL DIE!!
Chapman: * Still dead *
Kahn-vict: What have I done?
-*everyone minus Chapman piles into the RV, with Visser Three driving. Everyone knows they are heading to their most probable death.*
Cassie: Jaaaaaaaake, lets save the rainforest.
Jake: * Face twitches * Not today, Cassie. Last time we went there everyone but me died.
Cassie: But, Jaaaaaaaaake. . .
* Cassie rides beside a window, and Marco decides he has had enough. *
Marco: * tackles Cassie and burns her eyes out with his cigarette * How many more $%^&'n times do I have to listen to your ^&*&^ about some #$%$# rainforests?!*
Marco: * Throws Cassie's corpse out the window *
Everyone: O_o
Marco: much better.
Kahn-vict: * sighs, and snaps his fingers, and brings Cassie back to life. Unfortunately, he forgot to warp her back into the RV, and Cassie is hit numerous times by on coming traffic *
Kahn-vict: Oh well. I tried.
Visser Three: WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO BE DRIVING THIS DEATH-ON-WHEELS?!
Kahn-vict: * thinks for a moment * Oh, I know! We can go to. *
Jake: "God no. . ."
Kahn-vict: Wal-Mart!!
Ax: What is this wall mart?
( Well, kiddies, I hope you liked this first chapter of nonsense. Expect more on the way!! Flame, recommend, commentate, I don't care. Please? Thanks!!! )
Chapter 1
* Kahn-vict (me) sits in front of tv, bored. He lives in the country, and hears a noise outside. He goes for his shotgun, then goes outside. *
Magic Cow: Moooo.
Kahn-vict: Stupid cow.
Kahn-vict: * proceeds to shoot the Magic Cow in the knee. *
Magic Cow: Urk.
* Interdimensional portal opens, dropping all 6 animorphs, Chapman, and Visser Three on the grass.
Magic Cow: *disappears*
Jake: what the hell?
Kahn-vict: Looks like that magic cow brought you all here.
Visser Three: YOU ALL WILL BURN!! CHAPMAN! BURN THEM!
Chapman: * shrugs *
Kahn-vict: There will be NO BURNING in my fic! GOT THAT!!
Visser Three: O_o gotcha.
Marco: * lights cigarette* Now what?
Cassie: Marco when did you start smoking?
Marco: when I was 8. Morphing restores my lungs. So who cares?
Rachel: &* & ^ % $ # $ % cigarettes * & $ ^ %@ ! @ Marco!
Kahn-vict: When did she start cursing like that?
Tobias: Applegate edited all her choice words.
Kahn-vict: Oh. Right.
Jake: So what now?
Kahn-vict * decides to use an essential for humor fics, snaps fingers and an RV falls out of the sky*
Marco: * still smoking * Cool. Who's driving?
Rachel: % ^ $ # @! ^ ^&%$ * & %
Kahn-vict: Visser Three, since hes the only one old enough.
Chapman: What about me?
Kahn-vict: Jake?
Jake: * Morphs into a Siberian tiger and tears Chapman limb from limb. *
Chapman: * Dies *
All: O_o
Kahn-vict: Now, where were we?
Cassie: Road Trip!
Marco: * lights another cigarette * Right.
Ax: This fiction made by a fan holds no self evident point.
Rachel: % ^ & $$ #!!
Jake: * Morphs into self *
Visser Three: SOMETHING WILL DIE!!
Chapman: * Still dead *
Kahn-vict: What have I done?
-*everyone minus Chapman piles into the RV, with Visser Three driving. Everyone knows they are heading to their most probable death.*
Cassie: Jaaaaaaaake, lets save the rainforest.
Jake: * Face twitches * Not today, Cassie. Last time we went there everyone but me died.
Cassie: But, Jaaaaaaaaake. . .
* Cassie rides beside a window, and Marco decides he has had enough. *
Marco: * tackles Cassie and burns her eyes out with his cigarette * How many more $%^&'n times do I have to listen to your ^&*&^ about some #$%$# rainforests?!*
Marco: * Throws Cassie's corpse out the window *
Everyone: O_o
Marco: much better.
Kahn-vict: * sighs, and snaps his fingers, and brings Cassie back to life. Unfortunately, he forgot to warp her back into the RV, and Cassie is hit numerous times by on coming traffic *
Kahn-vict: Oh well. I tried.
Visser Three: WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO BE DRIVING THIS DEATH-ON-WHEELS?!
Kahn-vict: * thinks for a moment * Oh, I know! We can go to. *
Jake: "God no. . ."
Kahn-vict: Wal-Mart!!
Ax: What is this wall mart?
( Well, kiddies, I hope you liked this first chapter of nonsense. Expect more on the way!! Flame, recommend, commentate, I don't care. Please? Thanks!!! )