April Rain
By Shadow and Dark Promise
NOTE: E-Mail me if you have an OC or 2 and you'd like to be in this story, 'cause I don't have a huge cast. NOTE: You will have some place in the story, but this is not interactive. You need just send me your description and your OC's. No recommendations, just OCs. Thank you.
Chapter 1: A home is not a home without a gnome
*At one person's job in an abandoned warehouse.......*
Sharply dressed man: So, do you have the goods?
Other man: *Opens up briefcase with 200 thousand double dollars*
Sharple dressed man: Yes, you want your little booger eater on my show? Fine. He'll be dancing center stage. My name is Roy Maverick, don't forget it.
Other man: Thank you...*Flips coin, catching light*
Overshadowed figure:*Dashes*
Roy: Hmmph. People are so easy to buy off.
Voice: I know. Sometimes I feel like that too.
All that he saw was a flash of light gleaming off his blade and all he heard was the oriachulum blade cutting into his flesh.
Tak: *Wiping off his blades* You'd think our savior would give me legendary metal that was impossible to dirty, but "No," he says, "You have plenty of cloth to use as cleaning cloths." *Grumbling*
Other man: *Picks up the briefcase, then tosses it to Tak* Sufficient payment, I presume.
Tak: *Flipping through the group of bills* Thank you for your generous salary. *Bows, then walks away* Hope to see you again, Mizoru.
Mizoru: I doubt it. *Takes out a gun*
Tak: *Whistles*
Mizoru: *Tries to pull the trigger, but finds a toy gun* What the hell?
Gun: *Squeak*
Figure: *Spinning the six shooter on his finger* Really, you gotta learn how to use that grand strand, buddy. Like this. *Fires 3 shots into Mizoru's legs, 1 into each arm, then one in his groin, then blows off the smoking gun*
Mizoru: *now hunched over in pain*
Figure: *Comes out to reveal......(Free stupid smack if you can't guess who.)........... Shadow.
Shadow: *Walks to Tak, smirking*
Tak: Shut up.
Shadow: *Starts signaling in drow hand code, "I wasn't talking."*
Tak: *Signs back, "Smart ass."*
Shadow: *Makes loser sign on his forehead*
* * * * * * * * * * *
Old Woman: *Bitterly yelling at Azu and Luana in Jewish*
Luana: *Speaking in Japanese* Ranting Jewish mother.... she's been yelling for how long and why again?
Azu: *Also in Japanese* You used Chlorox instead of Scrubbing Bubbles, and 40 min. 35 sec.
Luana: *In Japanese* I'm not cut out for the maid buisness.
Azu: *Japanese* Yeah, well you looked in the personals, not me.
Old Woman: *Stops, then turns back to English* And I'm docking your pay for 3 days!
Luana/Azu: *Sigh, then resume work*
Phone: *Explodes* (And I bet you thought it would ring, too, didn't ya?)
Azu: *Sighs, then checks her e-mail on her laptop*
E-Mail: Dear Luana and Azu,
How goes the cleaning? Anyways, we got paid and we got to mutilate a guy in the same day! You can quit, but I'm sure you two look cute in aprons. ^_^
Anyways, we're going to meet you in Vale.
Hugs and kisses,
Tak
Azu: ¬_¬ And you adore him WHY?
Luana: Sometimes, even I don't know. Old Woman, consider this our two hour's notice.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Kris: *Clashing blades with Zealot*
Zealot: You have to put more force in your swing, and use that cross parry you INSISTED was necissary for a full library of attacks.
Kris: It didn't work like I thought it would.
Zealot: If your form wasn't off it would, now, wouldn't it?
Kris: *Sighs, then swings*
Zealot: *Blocks it with the cross hilt, launching Kris's sword in the air in an upwards arc*
Kris: *Jumps out of the way*
Sword: *Embeds itself into the ground*
Zealot: *Drops his sword to the ground and uppercuts Kris*
Kris: *Naturally, flies backwards into a tree* Oww........
* * * * * * * * * *
Tsuka: * Loads pixi stix gun*
Nikari: *Loads pixi stix pump action shot gun*
Evil Preps: *Walking towards them*
Tsuka: *Blasts the blue sugar at them*
Preps that were hit: *Turn into welsh corgis*
Nikari: *Takes out several preps*
Tsuka: We have one option...... the S-Bomb.
Nikari: The sugar bomb? No, we'll get hit by the blast.
Tsuka: Yes, that's a good thing.
Nikari: Oh. *Gets launcher ready* Torpedo tube ready, cap'n!
Tsuka: Fire!
Nikari: *Lights fuse, then covers ears*
S-bomb: *Flies into the air, then explodes into several pixi stix sugar types*
Tsuka/Nikari: *Stand with their tounges hanging out*
Suddenly, something happened to all 4 of the 'hikaris'.
Pockets: *Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Shadow/Azu/Kris/Tsuka: *Take glowing object out of their pockets, which turn out to be...... beepers*
All: *Check message*
Message: Go to the forest terminal, I mean, go to the forest.
Shadow: Which is it?
Message: Dammit, YOU figure it out. I just do what I'm told.
Azu: Why?
Kris: Let's see if this has advice under the 'Catchphrase' section. *Presses button*
CS: 'Reunite with your friends Shadow, Tsuka, and Azu by using the IM feature on the left side under the screen.'
Kris: That was an oddly specific cathprase. Oh well. *Presses button, then types, "Hello, is this working?"*
Beepers: "You got god damn f***** mail. Good for you."
Tsuka: We have potty mouth directions. He talks like a sailor.
Shadow: *Types back, "The only forest in Angara is south of Imil, I think. The closest one, anyways."*
Tsuka: *Types, "We'll be there. Nikari's a bit hyper, though........*
Azu: *Types, "You pick us up, Shadow. We had to cook, clean, do laundry......"*
Shadow: *Sighs, then waits for her to finish*
Azu: *"And I bet you don't even care! Hmph!"*
Shadow: *Sets his watch to 3 minutes*
Watch: *Rings as Shadow gets a message*
Azu: *"Sorry I yelled, I'm doing the CS, and PMSing....."*
Shadow: *"Yeah, I know. I keep a calandar too."*
Azu: *Blinks, then leaves the Old Woman's house*
R&R, and remember, E-MAIL ONLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
By Shadow and Dark Promise
NOTE: E-Mail me if you have an OC or 2 and you'd like to be in this story, 'cause I don't have a huge cast. NOTE: You will have some place in the story, but this is not interactive. You need just send me your description and your OC's. No recommendations, just OCs. Thank you.
Chapter 1: A home is not a home without a gnome
*At one person's job in an abandoned warehouse.......*
Sharply dressed man: So, do you have the goods?
Other man: *Opens up briefcase with 200 thousand double dollars*
Sharple dressed man: Yes, you want your little booger eater on my show? Fine. He'll be dancing center stage. My name is Roy Maverick, don't forget it.
Other man: Thank you...*Flips coin, catching light*
Overshadowed figure:*Dashes*
Roy: Hmmph. People are so easy to buy off.
Voice: I know. Sometimes I feel like that too.
All that he saw was a flash of light gleaming off his blade and all he heard was the oriachulum blade cutting into his flesh.
Tak: *Wiping off his blades* You'd think our savior would give me legendary metal that was impossible to dirty, but "No," he says, "You have plenty of cloth to use as cleaning cloths." *Grumbling*
Other man: *Picks up the briefcase, then tosses it to Tak* Sufficient payment, I presume.
Tak: *Flipping through the group of bills* Thank you for your generous salary. *Bows, then walks away* Hope to see you again, Mizoru.
Mizoru: I doubt it. *Takes out a gun*
Tak: *Whistles*
Mizoru: *Tries to pull the trigger, but finds a toy gun* What the hell?
Gun: *Squeak*
Figure: *Spinning the six shooter on his finger* Really, you gotta learn how to use that grand strand, buddy. Like this. *Fires 3 shots into Mizoru's legs, 1 into each arm, then one in his groin, then blows off the smoking gun*
Mizoru: *now hunched over in pain*
Figure: *Comes out to reveal......(Free stupid smack if you can't guess who.)........... Shadow.
Shadow: *Walks to Tak, smirking*
Tak: Shut up.
Shadow: *Starts signaling in drow hand code, "I wasn't talking."*
Tak: *Signs back, "Smart ass."*
Shadow: *Makes loser sign on his forehead*
* * * * * * * * * * *
Old Woman: *Bitterly yelling at Azu and Luana in Jewish*
Luana: *Speaking in Japanese* Ranting Jewish mother.... she's been yelling for how long and why again?
Azu: *Also in Japanese* You used Chlorox instead of Scrubbing Bubbles, and 40 min. 35 sec.
Luana: *In Japanese* I'm not cut out for the maid buisness.
Azu: *Japanese* Yeah, well you looked in the personals, not me.
Old Woman: *Stops, then turns back to English* And I'm docking your pay for 3 days!
Luana/Azu: *Sigh, then resume work*
Phone: *Explodes* (And I bet you thought it would ring, too, didn't ya?)
Azu: *Sighs, then checks her e-mail on her laptop*
E-Mail: Dear Luana and Azu,
How goes the cleaning? Anyways, we got paid and we got to mutilate a guy in the same day! You can quit, but I'm sure you two look cute in aprons. ^_^
Anyways, we're going to meet you in Vale.
Hugs and kisses,
Tak
Azu: ¬_¬ And you adore him WHY?
Luana: Sometimes, even I don't know. Old Woman, consider this our two hour's notice.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Kris: *Clashing blades with Zealot*
Zealot: You have to put more force in your swing, and use that cross parry you INSISTED was necissary for a full library of attacks.
Kris: It didn't work like I thought it would.
Zealot: If your form wasn't off it would, now, wouldn't it?
Kris: *Sighs, then swings*
Zealot: *Blocks it with the cross hilt, launching Kris's sword in the air in an upwards arc*
Kris: *Jumps out of the way*
Sword: *Embeds itself into the ground*
Zealot: *Drops his sword to the ground and uppercuts Kris*
Kris: *Naturally, flies backwards into a tree* Oww........
* * * * * * * * * *
Tsuka: * Loads pixi stix gun*
Nikari: *Loads pixi stix pump action shot gun*
Evil Preps: *Walking towards them*
Tsuka: *Blasts the blue sugar at them*
Preps that were hit: *Turn into welsh corgis*
Nikari: *Takes out several preps*
Tsuka: We have one option...... the S-Bomb.
Nikari: The sugar bomb? No, we'll get hit by the blast.
Tsuka: Yes, that's a good thing.
Nikari: Oh. *Gets launcher ready* Torpedo tube ready, cap'n!
Tsuka: Fire!
Nikari: *Lights fuse, then covers ears*
S-bomb: *Flies into the air, then explodes into several pixi stix sugar types*
Tsuka/Nikari: *Stand with their tounges hanging out*
Suddenly, something happened to all 4 of the 'hikaris'.
Pockets: *Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Shadow/Azu/Kris/Tsuka: *Take glowing object out of their pockets, which turn out to be...... beepers*
All: *Check message*
Message: Go to the forest terminal, I mean, go to the forest.
Shadow: Which is it?
Message: Dammit, YOU figure it out. I just do what I'm told.
Azu: Why?
Kris: Let's see if this has advice under the 'Catchphrase' section. *Presses button*
CS: 'Reunite with your friends Shadow, Tsuka, and Azu by using the IM feature on the left side under the screen.'
Kris: That was an oddly specific cathprase. Oh well. *Presses button, then types, "Hello, is this working?"*
Beepers: "You got god damn f***** mail. Good for you."
Tsuka: We have potty mouth directions. He talks like a sailor.
Shadow: *Types back, "The only forest in Angara is south of Imil, I think. The closest one, anyways."*
Tsuka: *Types, "We'll be there. Nikari's a bit hyper, though........*
Azu: *Types, "You pick us up, Shadow. We had to cook, clean, do laundry......"*
Shadow: *Sighs, then waits for her to finish*
Azu: *"And I bet you don't even care! Hmph!"*
Shadow: *Sets his watch to 3 minutes*
Watch: *Rings as Shadow gets a message*
Azu: *"Sorry I yelled, I'm doing the CS, and PMSing....."*
Shadow: *"Yeah, I know. I keep a calandar too."*
Azu: *Blinks, then leaves the Old Woman's house*
R&R, and remember, E-MAIL ONLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11