Maiku walked out of the long tunnel tunnel leading from Kokiri Forest
into bright sunlight, the sun's rays bathed him in its radiant heat, a
good feeling to him considering that he was just in a forest.
He walked through a small bend, a giant owl perched on the branch of
a tree called out to him, "Hoo hoot!" it said, "Maiku look up here!". It
actually looked more fantastic before him than it did when he was back
home in his home reality when he saw it as a object in the programming
of the game in all of its polygonal splendor. Now in front of this oversized
bird, he thought it looked rather exquisite and mystifying.
Even though he thought the owl was absolutely beautiful, he looked up
reluctantly to face it, ".... What do you want?" he asked impatiently.
"It appears that the time has finally come for you to start your adventure!"
"So what? I was fated to do so anyway."
"You will encounter many hardships ahead... That is your fate. Don't
feel discouraged, even during the toughest times!"
"I just said a shorter version of that." Damn annoying
oversized bird! he thought to himself
"Go straight this way and you will see Hyrule Castle."
He rolls his eyes "...."
"You will meet a princess there..."
"Yeah, I was told so by The Great Deku Tree."
"All right then, I'll see you around! Hoot hoot hoot ho!" the owl flew
away.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah... fuck off, bird... next time you bother me... you
die, its as simple as that."
He decided to explore the field for a while, hoping to bask in the overwhelming
joy he was feeling by the fact that he was no longer in the confinements
of his home reality but in the land of Hyrule, home of Zelda and Link,
along with the races that inhabit the area... the Zoras, Gorons, Hylians,
and Gerudos. He sighed as he welcomed the bright and warm sunlight to wash
over his body. He happily closes his eyes with his arms out spread, strangely
embracing the clean air as if it were a dream he had been waiting for a
long time to be a part of.
He followed a dirt trail that lead to a walled town, the sun started to set. Seeing this, he sprinted with all the speed he could summon up. The drawbridge started to rise, "Agh! Damnit!" he said to himself as he reached the edge of the moat, almost falling into the water, "The drawbridge will come down in the morning, guess I'd better rest up to pass the time. But the Stalchild will be out... damn..." he looked around and saw a ranch in the center of Hyrule Field, "LonLon Ranch... yeah, I'll be able to rest there.... but time passes so fast on these grounds... guess I should wait..." Hours passed unusually quickly, confounding him to a blank stupor, the sun rises, and the drawbridge lowered. Seeing this, he ran into the town.....