A/N: What? No Reviews? Oh well, this is fun, I'll keep writing anyways.
Disclaimer: No, unfortunately, I don't own LOTR, but I do own the very stupid but sometimes surprisingly smart Phiebe.
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After the council, Legolas and Pippin decided to give Phiebe some food and water. Phiebe start to lap up the water and lembas she was given.
"Are you sure it's a good idea to give a dog some lembas?" questioned Pippin
"Of course it is, Elvish food is good for everything, including dogs," Legolas replied in a matter-of-fact voice.
Once she ate quite a few pieces, it was decided to take her a walk.
"Legolas, she doesn't look to good," Pippin started to complain.
"Don't be stupid, Pippin, she's fine"
"I don't know"
At that time Elrond happened to walk by. "You know Legolas, she doesn't look to good, are you sure she's alright? What did you feed her?"
"Oh, water and some lembas."
"What! You can't feed a dog lembas, it's not good for their system, especially for such a small dog. She could throw- up!"
But it was to late, for she had thrown- up, right in front of Aragorn's door. Of course, everyone noticed just in time for Aragorn to open the door and walk out.
"Eww," cried Pippin. Aragorn looked down.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! This is soooo gross!! EW, EW, EW, EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! Get rid of that dog!! EW, EW." he went on and on as he ran down the hall to the nearest bathroom that he could find. Everyone went on watching him until he was far out of sight, than shrugged. Pippin and Legolas took Phiebe outside, while Elrond went to call for some janitors.
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The fateful day arrived that the Fellowship should leave. Everyone was well decked out with arrows, knives, swords and all that good weapon stuff. Even Phiebe had a little bow and arrows which Legolas demanded be made for her.
"Legolas, don't you think it's a little over the top to have bow and arrows for Phiebe?" questioned Frodo.
"Yeah, it's just a stupid, dumb mutt," said Aragorn, all the while glaring at Phiebe.
"No, I don't," Legolas replied, glaring at Aragorn, "I think it's cute."
"Well, uh, goodbye and good luck," Elrond wished them farewell and shoved them out, closing the door behind them. "Finally, I thought they would never leave," he said to himself with a sigh of relief.
"I heard that!" Legolas cried from the other side of the door.
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Well, I done with writing for now. Please review!!!!
Disclaimer: No, unfortunately, I don't own LOTR, but I do own the very stupid but sometimes surprisingly smart Phiebe.
~*~
After the council, Legolas and Pippin decided to give Phiebe some food and water. Phiebe start to lap up the water and lembas she was given.
"Are you sure it's a good idea to give a dog some lembas?" questioned Pippin
"Of course it is, Elvish food is good for everything, including dogs," Legolas replied in a matter-of-fact voice.
Once she ate quite a few pieces, it was decided to take her a walk.
"Legolas, she doesn't look to good," Pippin started to complain.
"Don't be stupid, Pippin, she's fine"
"I don't know"
At that time Elrond happened to walk by. "You know Legolas, she doesn't look to good, are you sure she's alright? What did you feed her?"
"Oh, water and some lembas."
"What! You can't feed a dog lembas, it's not good for their system, especially for such a small dog. She could throw- up!"
But it was to late, for she had thrown- up, right in front of Aragorn's door. Of course, everyone noticed just in time for Aragorn to open the door and walk out.
"Eww," cried Pippin. Aragorn looked down.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! This is soooo gross!! EW, EW, EW, EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! Get rid of that dog!! EW, EW." he went on and on as he ran down the hall to the nearest bathroom that he could find. Everyone went on watching him until he was far out of sight, than shrugged. Pippin and Legolas took Phiebe outside, while Elrond went to call for some janitors.
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The fateful day arrived that the Fellowship should leave. Everyone was well decked out with arrows, knives, swords and all that good weapon stuff. Even Phiebe had a little bow and arrows which Legolas demanded be made for her.
"Legolas, don't you think it's a little over the top to have bow and arrows for Phiebe?" questioned Frodo.
"Yeah, it's just a stupid, dumb mutt," said Aragorn, all the while glaring at Phiebe.
"No, I don't," Legolas replied, glaring at Aragorn, "I think it's cute."
"Well, uh, goodbye and good luck," Elrond wished them farewell and shoved them out, closing the door behind them. "Finally, I thought they would never leave," he said to himself with a sigh of relief.
"I heard that!" Legolas cried from the other side of the door.
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Well, I done with writing for now. Please review!!!!