A/N: Ahh, fan fiction, U2, ("Even Better Than the Real Thing", "Salome",
"Where Did it All go Wrong" and "Lady With the Spinning Head") and Malt-o-
Meal on a cloudy day.what could be more perfect.
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Disclaimer: Nope, no LOTR, and nope, still have Phiebe (who has been brat lately)
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Last we left our little doggy, she was off on an adventure with the Fellowship. Hahahahaha. oh sorry, just imaging *snicker* Phiebe *snicker* the Chihuahua *snicker* my dog *snicker* on an adventure! HAHAHAHAHA. oh yeah, the rest of the story.
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The whole fellowship was resting on a bunch of rocks after a hard hike. Frodo and Sam were watching with amusement as Pippin and Merry were learning to fight with Boromir, shouting an insult here and there.
"Yo, maybe if you bite his kneecaps, Pip, you'll have a chance of winning," Sam shouted to them, making Frodo and Sam start to crack up, when Frodo glanced over at Legolas.
"What are you doing Legolas!?!!"
"Teaching Phiebe how to use her bow and arrow, what else would I be doing?"(A/N Thanx a ton to Asa for your idea!) Yes that's right. Teaching Queen Phiebe how to use a bow and arrow. Somehow, Legolas managed to so far teach Phiebe to stand on her hind legs, with the bow and arrow between her paws. "Legolas!" exclaimed Gandalf, "Your suppose to be keeping watch!"
"What's that?" cries Sam.
Before Gimli can say anything Legolas replies "It's nothing, just a wisp of clouds."
"It's moving fast against the wind." Boromir replied. Everyone stood there for a moment looking at the sky, even Phiebe, except for Legolas who was busy trying to put the bow and arrow back on Phiebe. Silence. The "cloud" was getting uncomfortably close; soon even the morals could see what it was
"Crebian from Dunland! Hide!" Cried Aragorn, who was clearly mad that Legolas hadn't yet said his line that everyone was waiting for.
Everyone was under the bushes when Legolas cried out "Phiebe's still out there! Aragorn grab her!"
"Why should I save the dumb mutt?"
"Because your closest to her!"
"Oh."
"Aragorn, please, she's just a puppy!"
"FINE!" Aragorn went out to grab her, when Phiebe playful step from his grasp. After what seemed like eternity (A/N: She does this whenever I'm late for school. It's so frustrating!) Aragorn managed to grab Phiebe and run under the bushes just in time. "Yuck, Ihavetograbthestupidmuttandriskmylife." Aragorn started to mumble under his breath as everyone started to crawl out of their hiding places.
"Phiebe!" Legolas cried, who seriously looked like he was about to cry. He ran to pick her up and started to hug her hard. "I thought I was going to lose you. I don't know what I would do if I lost you."
"I have a few ideas as to what I will do if I have to save that mutt again," Aragorn said, sounding seriously ticked, "Next time, save your own dog."
"Spies for Saruman-"
"Why is Saruman trying to get Phiebe?" Legolas questioned.
Gandalf sighed "He's after the ring, remember?"
"Oh yeah, that's why we came."
Gandalf sighed again "Yes. We have to go up Carandras."
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After Boromir had gone through his 'I want the ring' moment, everyone went on walking. Phiebe with her little green doggy sweater that matched Legolas' outfit, was laying peacefully in Legolas' arms.
"Um, Legolas, why the sweater," Merry asked.
"Phiebe gets cold up here."
"Oh."
"Opps!" The author made Legolas fall (A/N: I can't think of a way for Legolas, with his elven grace, *author stops and imagines Legolas and starts to drool, but quickly gets back to reality* so I'm sorry to my fellow Legolas lovers) and Phiebe falls out of his arms.
Legolas rolled down the mountain when Aragorn comes and picks up Phiebe. "Poor thing," he whispers to Phiebe.
"Aragorn," Boromir says, making Aragorn snap out of his daze, "Give the dog to Legolas."
"Of course," he says handing the dog to Legolas, laughing like it was nothing, "It's just a stupid mutt."
"Whoa," Pippin says, "Déjà vu."
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E/N: Now I'm listening to Travis. (yes I do sometimes listen to music other than U2) I know you guys were dying to know. I love "The Humptey- Dumptey Love Song." There is two songs after it if you wait for, like, a looooonnnnnng time (I just fast forward.) I'm so mad, tho. They can't take U2 off fan-fiction! That was my fav section! Support U2 fan fic: http://groups.msn.com/stories4boys. Oh yeah, PLEASE REVIEW!
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Disclaimer: Nope, no LOTR, and nope, still have Phiebe (who has been brat lately)
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Last we left our little doggy, she was off on an adventure with the Fellowship. Hahahahaha. oh sorry, just imaging *snicker* Phiebe *snicker* the Chihuahua *snicker* my dog *snicker* on an adventure! HAHAHAHAHA. oh yeah, the rest of the story.
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The whole fellowship was resting on a bunch of rocks after a hard hike. Frodo and Sam were watching with amusement as Pippin and Merry were learning to fight with Boromir, shouting an insult here and there.
"Yo, maybe if you bite his kneecaps, Pip, you'll have a chance of winning," Sam shouted to them, making Frodo and Sam start to crack up, when Frodo glanced over at Legolas.
"What are you doing Legolas!?!!"
"Teaching Phiebe how to use her bow and arrow, what else would I be doing?"(A/N Thanx a ton to Asa for your idea!) Yes that's right. Teaching Queen Phiebe how to use a bow and arrow. Somehow, Legolas managed to so far teach Phiebe to stand on her hind legs, with the bow and arrow between her paws. "Legolas!" exclaimed Gandalf, "Your suppose to be keeping watch!"
"What's that?" cries Sam.
Before Gimli can say anything Legolas replies "It's nothing, just a wisp of clouds."
"It's moving fast against the wind." Boromir replied. Everyone stood there for a moment looking at the sky, even Phiebe, except for Legolas who was busy trying to put the bow and arrow back on Phiebe. Silence. The "cloud" was getting uncomfortably close; soon even the morals could see what it was
"Crebian from Dunland! Hide!" Cried Aragorn, who was clearly mad that Legolas hadn't yet said his line that everyone was waiting for.
Everyone was under the bushes when Legolas cried out "Phiebe's still out there! Aragorn grab her!"
"Why should I save the dumb mutt?"
"Because your closest to her!"
"Oh."
"Aragorn, please, she's just a puppy!"
"FINE!" Aragorn went out to grab her, when Phiebe playful step from his grasp. After what seemed like eternity (A/N: She does this whenever I'm late for school. It's so frustrating!) Aragorn managed to grab Phiebe and run under the bushes just in time. "Yuck, Ihavetograbthestupidmuttandriskmylife." Aragorn started to mumble under his breath as everyone started to crawl out of their hiding places.
"Phiebe!" Legolas cried, who seriously looked like he was about to cry. He ran to pick her up and started to hug her hard. "I thought I was going to lose you. I don't know what I would do if I lost you."
"I have a few ideas as to what I will do if I have to save that mutt again," Aragorn said, sounding seriously ticked, "Next time, save your own dog."
"Spies for Saruman-"
"Why is Saruman trying to get Phiebe?" Legolas questioned.
Gandalf sighed "He's after the ring, remember?"
"Oh yeah, that's why we came."
Gandalf sighed again "Yes. We have to go up Carandras."
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After Boromir had gone through his 'I want the ring' moment, everyone went on walking. Phiebe with her little green doggy sweater that matched Legolas' outfit, was laying peacefully in Legolas' arms.
"Um, Legolas, why the sweater," Merry asked.
"Phiebe gets cold up here."
"Oh."
"Opps!" The author made Legolas fall (A/N: I can't think of a way for Legolas, with his elven grace, *author stops and imagines Legolas and starts to drool, but quickly gets back to reality* so I'm sorry to my fellow Legolas lovers) and Phiebe falls out of his arms.
Legolas rolled down the mountain when Aragorn comes and picks up Phiebe. "Poor thing," he whispers to Phiebe.
"Aragorn," Boromir says, making Aragorn snap out of his daze, "Give the dog to Legolas."
"Of course," he says handing the dog to Legolas, laughing like it was nothing, "It's just a stupid mutt."
"Whoa," Pippin says, "Déjà vu."
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E/N: Now I'm listening to Travis. (yes I do sometimes listen to music other than U2) I know you guys were dying to know. I love "The Humptey- Dumptey Love Song." There is two songs after it if you wait for, like, a looooonnnnnng time (I just fast forward.) I'm so mad, tho. They can't take U2 off fan-fiction! That was my fav section! Support U2 fan fic: http://groups.msn.com/stories4boys. Oh yeah, PLEASE REVIEW!