A/N: I'm soo sorry I haven't written in so long. I won't take that long again. I promise. Cross- country ended last Thursday (. I won a medal at a run I went to this Sunday, tho! TOP 100! GO ME! Sorry, I just had to brag there. On with the story.

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Disclaimer: Do I have to go through this again? LOTR, no; Phiebe, yes. I don't care if you use Phiebe in your story. Just tell me so I can read and review it, O.K?

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Last we left Phiebe and that little clique we like to call the Fellowship of the Ring they were on Mt. Carandhras, wait, why am I telling you this, if you want to know what's happening THEN READ THE STORY!

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While the whole fellowship was struggling under the snow, Legolas and Phiebe were having a good time, since elves can walk on air and Phiebe would blow away if there was a breeze.

"Come here Phiebe, good girl!" Legolas ran to another spot, "Come here Phiebe, come he-"

"Would you stop playing with that mutt and help us," Sam grunted, sock of hearing "come here" while he was stuck under the snow.

Legolas, however paid no attention to Sam. "Maybe I can teach her in Elvish," he thought aloud.

Sam started grumbling to himself till he looked over at Phiebe, "Legolas, why is Phiebe shaking?"

"Because there is a foul voice in the air, why else?"

"Saruman!" Gandalf gasped.

After trying forever to fight the mountain, which was kind of a given he wouldn't win, Gimli spoke up.

"If we cannot go over the mountain, let us go under it. Let us go thru the Mines of Moria."

"Let the ringbearer-" Gandalf started.

"Please can we go to the Mines? I'm cold, wet and am stuck under. Please can we go? Please, please, pleeeeeeeeease?"

"Alright, let's go," Gandalf sighed.

"I don't know why your so set against going thru the mines, Gandalf," Pippin remarked cheerfully, "What's the worst that could happen?"

Gandalf only sighed harder.

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E/N: Sorry this chapter's so short. I'll write again soon. Very soon. Like next week soon. Reviews motivate me, ya' know. Oh yeah, does anyone know Elvish dog commands?