Chapter Two: The Death of the Joys
This chapter is requested by: Trish, Tara, Leelee, and Eloise
Note to Trish, Tara, Leelee, and Eloise: Since you didn't say which Nurse Joy to kill...I'll just have to take all of them down! Gotta kill 'em all! ^ ^ Thank you for requesting! Hope this is okay with you.
Disclaimer: Pokemon is not mine. If it does, it would be bloody thanks to this service. ^ ^
By: Yamamoto Kou
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The Nurse Joys are all in the Pokemon Centre in the Indigo Plateau.
Joy from Viridian City: This punch is just lovely!
Joy from Vermillion City: Yes isn't it?
Meanwhile upstairs...
Lance: Who on Earth invited them here anyway?
Karen: Must be the Nurse Joy in our Pokemon Centre. I KNEW we should've fired her. But NNNNOOOO... The Nurse Joy HAD to be PERSISTANT. I knew I should've wringed her neck.
Will: I say that there's only ONE way to deal with this.
Bruno: That is?
Will: TO KILL THEM!!!!
Koga: But then how are we going to get our Pokemon healed?
Will: We never needed them anyway. We've got the equipment.
Karen: Besides, this is a good opportunity to get rid of them once and for all! They only have these reunions once a year.
Lance: FINALLY!!!! *takes out incredibly large knife* KILL THE JOYS!!!!!!!!
Karen: But there's too many of them.
Will: Besides, they've got tranquilliser guns.
Koga: We must come up with a strategy. That is the ninja way! I know! I will use smoke bombs so that they can't see us!
Bruno: How 'bout the other Gym Leaders? They hate Joys too.
Karen: Maybe the Officer Jennies would like to join too. They have a grudge against them even if they don't show it. I know.
Bruno: Why?
Will: Well, it's got something to do with the breeding technique...
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We see the ancient Joys and Jennies having a feud.
Jennies: You stole our breeding technique!
Joys: Did not! Ours feels better than yours!
Jennies: No it doesn't! Besides, I saw one of you peeking while I was in bed with my husband!
Joys: So, at least we know your secret!
Jennies: Grr.
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Will: And that's why Joys and Jennies all have look alike relatives.
Koga: This is getting complicated!
Lance: So it's settled. We get the Gym Leaders and Officer Jennies together and give them all big knives and start the killing!!!!! I'll go get the knives!!!
Karen: Is it just me, or is Lance starting to get eccentric with big sharp knives?
Will: Some other author requested we use it. That's why YK is typing all this down.
Koga: I'll get more big, sharp, and shiny knives!!!! To kill he Joys will be honour to my name!!!!
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And so all the Gym Leaders and Officer Jennies met upstairs.
Bruno: How did you guys get in without being noticed.
Officer Jenny from Cherrygrove City: If all else fails, there's always the back door.
Lance/ Koga: *starts giving out the knives*
Karen: *gets her own knife* I want this one! It's big, it's pretty, it's sharp, and it's got black jewels on it!
Falkner: Whatever.
Everyone gets their knives.
Lance: *starts talking like a general* We will attack tonight my army! We will slash them, slice them, dice them, and maybe fry them. You'll never know how good they taste until you try.
Silence from everyone.
Lance: Was it something I said?
Then everybody starts talking at once.
Sabrina: I say we boil them!
Whitney: No, I say we tar and feather their carcasses!
Jenny from Blackthorn City: No! I say drop their naked limbs onto the highway during the rush hour!
Erika: *yells out* Your all being bad!
Everyone looks at her.
Erika: I say we display their dead and bloody carcass for the world to see THEN drop it off during the rush hour AFTER tar and feathering them!
Sabrina: Your right. Boiling them is no fun!
Lance: I say we go for Erika's idea!
Everybody: YA!!!!!!!!
Lance: That way, the world can rejoice with us!!!!!!
Everybody: YA!!!!!!!!
Lance: And we will be known everywhere as the saviours who killed the Nurse Joys!!!!!!
Everybody: YA!!!!!!!!
Officer Jennies: And this means more money for the world to spread around!!!!!!
Everybody: YA!!!!!!!!
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So that night, when the joys are having their barbeque, everyone hides in the bushes waiting to attack.
When the moon is free from the clouds, they attacked with their big shiny knives!!!!!!
Lance: CHARGE!!!! *lunges at the nearest Joy and cuts her to pieces*
Koga: KWEE KWEE KWEE!!!!!! *slices nurse Joy into parts*
Everyone else: KHUMBA!!!!!!! *starts cutting up the rest of the Joys*
Joy from Olivine City: Oh no! We're under attack! *aims tranquilliser guns and fires*
The battle was a bloody one. One by one, some of the Gym Leaders and Jennies fall due to the tranquilliser but the number of Joys alive is down by 99%.
Karen: I've got you now!!!! *brings the knife down and warm blood splatters everywhere*
Koga: The time has come...Bring in the reporters!!!!!!
Soon, an entire stampede of reporters came.
Everyone proudly raised the carcass into the air and showing it off to the viewers.
Soon they become heroes' renowned world wide and praised for killing the Joys with big, shiny knives. That day became known as Death of Joys day where people make replicas of Nurse Joys and slash them with big knives.
Soon the Gym Leaders, the officer Jennies, the Elite Four and Lance start to tar and feather the bloody carcass. After that, everyone who drives found some very bloody things every time they have the rush hour. The cars, trucks, motorcycles and other forms of transport take delight and often have competitions to see who manages to run over most of the bloody parts.
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More to come.
The Following Author Will Get Their Chance Next Chapter.
Ashura the Destroyer
Following Authors/Readers Will Have Their Turn Soon.
EvergreenU
Rocket Flame
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Remember, if you want someone killed, this is the place for you. ^ ^
This chapter is requested by: Trish, Tara, Leelee, and Eloise
Note to Trish, Tara, Leelee, and Eloise: Since you didn't say which Nurse Joy to kill...I'll just have to take all of them down! Gotta kill 'em all! ^ ^ Thank you for requesting! Hope this is okay with you.
Disclaimer: Pokemon is not mine. If it does, it would be bloody thanks to this service. ^ ^
By: Yamamoto Kou
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The Nurse Joys are all in the Pokemon Centre in the Indigo Plateau.
Joy from Viridian City: This punch is just lovely!
Joy from Vermillion City: Yes isn't it?
Meanwhile upstairs...
Lance: Who on Earth invited them here anyway?
Karen: Must be the Nurse Joy in our Pokemon Centre. I KNEW we should've fired her. But NNNNOOOO... The Nurse Joy HAD to be PERSISTANT. I knew I should've wringed her neck.
Will: I say that there's only ONE way to deal with this.
Bruno: That is?
Will: TO KILL THEM!!!!
Koga: But then how are we going to get our Pokemon healed?
Will: We never needed them anyway. We've got the equipment.
Karen: Besides, this is a good opportunity to get rid of them once and for all! They only have these reunions once a year.
Lance: FINALLY!!!! *takes out incredibly large knife* KILL THE JOYS!!!!!!!!
Karen: But there's too many of them.
Will: Besides, they've got tranquilliser guns.
Koga: We must come up with a strategy. That is the ninja way! I know! I will use smoke bombs so that they can't see us!
Bruno: How 'bout the other Gym Leaders? They hate Joys too.
Karen: Maybe the Officer Jennies would like to join too. They have a grudge against them even if they don't show it. I know.
Bruno: Why?
Will: Well, it's got something to do with the breeding technique...
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We see the ancient Joys and Jennies having a feud.
Jennies: You stole our breeding technique!
Joys: Did not! Ours feels better than yours!
Jennies: No it doesn't! Besides, I saw one of you peeking while I was in bed with my husband!
Joys: So, at least we know your secret!
Jennies: Grr.
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Will: And that's why Joys and Jennies all have look alike relatives.
Koga: This is getting complicated!
Lance: So it's settled. We get the Gym Leaders and Officer Jennies together and give them all big knives and start the killing!!!!! I'll go get the knives!!!
Karen: Is it just me, or is Lance starting to get eccentric with big sharp knives?
Will: Some other author requested we use it. That's why YK is typing all this down.
Koga: I'll get more big, sharp, and shiny knives!!!! To kill he Joys will be honour to my name!!!!
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And so all the Gym Leaders and Officer Jennies met upstairs.
Bruno: How did you guys get in without being noticed.
Officer Jenny from Cherrygrove City: If all else fails, there's always the back door.
Lance/ Koga: *starts giving out the knives*
Karen: *gets her own knife* I want this one! It's big, it's pretty, it's sharp, and it's got black jewels on it!
Falkner: Whatever.
Everyone gets their knives.
Lance: *starts talking like a general* We will attack tonight my army! We will slash them, slice them, dice them, and maybe fry them. You'll never know how good they taste until you try.
Silence from everyone.
Lance: Was it something I said?
Then everybody starts talking at once.
Sabrina: I say we boil them!
Whitney: No, I say we tar and feather their carcasses!
Jenny from Blackthorn City: No! I say drop their naked limbs onto the highway during the rush hour!
Erika: *yells out* Your all being bad!
Everyone looks at her.
Erika: I say we display their dead and bloody carcass for the world to see THEN drop it off during the rush hour AFTER tar and feathering them!
Sabrina: Your right. Boiling them is no fun!
Lance: I say we go for Erika's idea!
Everybody: YA!!!!!!!!
Lance: That way, the world can rejoice with us!!!!!!
Everybody: YA!!!!!!!!
Lance: And we will be known everywhere as the saviours who killed the Nurse Joys!!!!!!
Everybody: YA!!!!!!!!
Officer Jennies: And this means more money for the world to spread around!!!!!!
Everybody: YA!!!!!!!!
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So that night, when the joys are having their barbeque, everyone hides in the bushes waiting to attack.
When the moon is free from the clouds, they attacked with their big shiny knives!!!!!!
Lance: CHARGE!!!! *lunges at the nearest Joy and cuts her to pieces*
Koga: KWEE KWEE KWEE!!!!!! *slices nurse Joy into parts*
Everyone else: KHUMBA!!!!!!! *starts cutting up the rest of the Joys*
Joy from Olivine City: Oh no! We're under attack! *aims tranquilliser guns and fires*
The battle was a bloody one. One by one, some of the Gym Leaders and Jennies fall due to the tranquilliser but the number of Joys alive is down by 99%.
Karen: I've got you now!!!! *brings the knife down and warm blood splatters everywhere*
Koga: The time has come...Bring in the reporters!!!!!!
Soon, an entire stampede of reporters came.
Everyone proudly raised the carcass into the air and showing it off to the viewers.
Soon they become heroes' renowned world wide and praised for killing the Joys with big, shiny knives. That day became known as Death of Joys day where people make replicas of Nurse Joys and slash them with big knives.
Soon the Gym Leaders, the officer Jennies, the Elite Four and Lance start to tar and feather the bloody carcass. After that, everyone who drives found some very bloody things every time they have the rush hour. The cars, trucks, motorcycles and other forms of transport take delight and often have competitions to see who manages to run over most of the bloody parts.
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More to come.
The Following Author Will Get Their Chance Next Chapter.
Ashura the Destroyer
Following Authors/Readers Will Have Their Turn Soon.
EvergreenU
Rocket Flame
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Remember, if you want someone killed, this is the place for you. ^ ^