CHAPTER 3

"Ummmmmmmm..." "You said that already." "I know, but I don't know how to say this, Harry." "Is it bad?" "Yeah" Ron sighed. "Let me guess- you've become a death eater, taken over Hermione's mind, you're Voldemort's (Ron winced) top follower, and you're out to kill me?" "Nah, Harry! I'm not that crazy!" "Then I can handle it- what is it?" Ron blushed and stared at the ground. "OverthesummerIrealizedI'mbisexualandyou'rereallysexybutIknowyou probablyfancyMalfoyandIfancyHermionebutIwantedtoletyouknowthatyouhaveareally nicebodyandifMalfoyeverfiguresitout,he'stheluckiestguy ever!" Harry stared in shock at Ron for about 2 seconds. "It's about time you admitted it! I was wondering when you'd figure it out", Harry laughed. "What?" "Ron you've been really obvious- I can always tell when people are checking me out- It's really cute. And about Malfoy. promise you won't tell anyone, okay? "So you do?" "Of course- you would have to blind not to think Draco Malfoy is sexy as hell!" "Draco does have a pretty nice body now." "Have you seen him yet?" Harry asked like a 5 year old in a candy shop. "Of course I have!" "What does he lo-" "Oh Harry- the train is about to leave! Let's go!" Harry and Ron started to run towards the Hogwarts Express, and got to the door of their compartment just as the train started to move. Luckily Hermione had taken their bags onto the train, being the ever-thinking girl she is. As Ron reached for the door, Harry stopped him. "Ron, have you kissed a guy yet?" Ron blushed (which he seemed to be getting very good at) and said "ummm.No." Harry, in his best attempt to be a sex kitten, walked closer to Ron and pushed him against the door of the compartment. Leaning into Ron with all his focus on his hips, Harry whispered into Ron's ear "Just let me know when you need lessons." Harry then grabbed Ron's butt, gave him a quick but passionate kiss, and eased him aside to open the door to their compartment, where Hermione was sure to be waiting.